A Philadelphia Daily News reporter called me the other day for comment on perverted men who have nothing better to do than set up websites counting down the days until famous young girls, such as the Olsen twins, turn 18. I had somehow missed out on this phenomenon. (Wizbang was paying attention.)

Contemplating my own husband and daughter, all I could think to say about the online Olsen jailbait groupies was: “Someday when they have daughters, I hope they look back on what they do with these Web sites and feel ashamed of themselves.”

I know, of course, that I’m asking too much. Who ever feels ashamed anymore about making fools of themselves on the Internet?