Comments on: Mr. Cheney f***ed up

By: Robert Novak

Robert Novak — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 15:58:43 +0000

I would have said to the Senator “as far as I am concerned you can go perform that impossible feat of contortion”.

By: Laurence Simon

Laurence Simon — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 14:43:43 +0000

“Refresh my memory, Patrick, when were you ever in the private sector, let alone a CEO?”

“Go home, make some pancakes, and suck on a tree.”

“I’d expect as much from a man who’s been elected by a vacation state.”

By: Allan

Allan — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 11:05:16 +0000

Kim Hartveld – The dogs/cats/pigs quote was always my favorite. A few more:

Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have

By: Jim

Jim — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 08:03:34 +0000

My favorite from Winston Churchill is missing. I don’t remember exactly who he was addressing, but it seems to me it could be addressed to most of the leftist politicians:

“There, but by the grace of God, goes God.”

By: Fly

Fly — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 07:58:09 +0000

Leahy the leech….I guess Cheney finally told him to perform the act on himself.

Did I read someone mentioning the right media? Goodness,I thought almost all the media and journos were last seen swimming somewhere in the pacific ocean with sharks.For us,the easterners,can’t get any more left.

By: Kate

Kate — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 07:30:47 +0000

Unfortunately, the damage is done. The only befitting action now for Cheney is a full, unequivocal retraction.

“I was out of line, Mr. Leahy. I take it back.

“Unf*ck yourself.”

By: bear, the (one each)

bear, the (one each) — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 06:54:43 +0000

“He’s so unclear of the concept he shouts ’stageplay!’ in a crowded fire station”.

-David J. Mann, 2003

By: Kevin

Kevin — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 06:46:37 +0000

“Sir, If I ever meet your parents, I promise to do you the kindness of introducing them to each other.”

By: ExRat

ExRat — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 06:09:11 +0000

It is evident from your behavior, sir, that your primary physician must be a proctologist.

By: songstress7

songstress7 — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 04:54:24 +0000

“Go thou to the unprintable and unprint thyself.” – Ernest Hemingway, from “For Whom the Bell Tolls”

By: charles austin

charles austin — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 04:37:58 +0000

“I always enjoy visiting this room which houses the world’s greatest deliberative body and Senator Leahy.”

“Glad to see that Jeffords thing worked out so well for you.”

By: OF Jay

OF Jay — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 03:38:40 +0000

This is a classic that I told someone a few years back: “You, sir, are the constant reminder that my life could be much, much worse.”

By: Paul

Paul — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 03:33:43 +0000

Dear Senator Leahy 100,000 sperm to choose from, and you were the fastest.

You know Senator If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong

By: Joan of Argghh!

Joan of Argghh! — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 03:06:49 +0000

Check for polyps while your head is up there.
-JoA

By: BradDad

BradDad — Sat, 26 Jun 2004 02:40:17 +0000

Always interesting to see how humorless and, frankly, Mean-Spirited (trademark) our lefty “friends” are.

Leahy is one of a number of senators absolutely unqualified to be “righteously indignant” about anything.

Which, come to think of it, applies equally well to a number of the commentators in this thread.