From an e-mail sent by a source inside the Department of Homeland Security, in response to the Supreme Court’s ruling on Guantanamo Bay detainees:

Hmm, now that the Gitmo detainees are entitled to habeas challenges and hearings by American courts and American judges, I wonder how long before they and their lawyers claim that they are entitled to asylum hearings as well?

I’m sure the sob stories are being cooked up ASAP.