The Washington Post’s Richard “Fluff Daddy” Leiby announces that the other half of the Skankette twins has signed on as a reporter/analyst/what-EVER for MTV News (“News”) during the Democratic National Convention:

That foul-mouthed red-haired vixen known as the Wonkette (Ana Marie Cox of Arlington) has leveraged her popular political gossip site, Wonkette.com, into a gig with MTV News. The network will announce today that it has hired Cox, 31, to cover all the incredible tension and excitement that is the Democratic National Convention. It says her “unabashed style and irreverence” will galvanize young voters.

“Unabashed style:” See here.

“Irreverence:” See here.

“Galvanized young voter:” See below. (Pardon the “unabashed” and “irreverent” language.)

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Subject: Townhall Comment: Malkin=Ugly Gook CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> Fuck you CUNT!
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> Submitted by: Wonkette Fan Club – faeie@hotmail.com

No word on which journo-vixen MTV will hire to cover the GOP convention. Cox’s writing protege, Washingtonienne, will be, um, tied up with Disney officials working on her book and posing for that great bastion of journalism, Playboy.

Congratulations, girls. Ladies. What-EVER! I’m as proud of you as your parents must be.