Dem convention follies

By Michelle Malkin  •  July 26, 2004 12:03 AM

This will be a continually updated file on the best of the worst of the Democratic National Convention’s freaks, flubs, and follies. Feel free to leave your nominations.

7/26 Edition.

“What liberal media?” moment of the day: From Spoons, CNN engages in some wishful thinking with its characterization of Carter, Clinton, and Gore as a “trio of former Presidents. Screenshots here.

7/25 Edition.

Most offensive quote from an anti-war activist. From Medea Benjamin, a “peace campaigner” from San Francisco, objecting to the gated demonstration area outside of Fleet Center: “”We don’t deserve to be put in a detention centre, a concentration camp.” This is a concentration camp, ninny. Now, go stand in a corner and grow some shame.

Biggest letdown for conservative Star Wars fans. Natalie Portman in a John Kerry t-shirt.

Most enticing photo for a caption contest
. This pic of actors Ben Affleck, Amber Tamblyn, and Danny Glover at a pre-convention event:

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I’ll start: Danny Glover holds up the number of people who saw Gigli.

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  1. #101
    On July 26th, 2004 at 5:47 pm, Anonymous Al said:

    This Democratic Ticket is on a whole new financial level.

    It is by far the wealthiest ticket in history, even if Kerry has signed some pre-nup (which could be challenged in a divorce proceeding anyway).

    It is possible that Edwards has some distant childhood memories of not having his every need met, but it is ovbious from his total lack of appreciation for the risks of manufacturing that he has long since left any such formative experiences – around $30,000,000 ago

  2. #102
    On July 26th, 2004 at 6:05 pm, actus said:

    “Most offensive quote from an anti-war activist.”

    you’re not trying to pin on the Dems a quote from someone who is there to protest them, are you?

  3. #103
    On July 26th, 2004 at 6:16 pm, Modo said:

    Glover patiently explains Kerry’s flip-flopping, ” You see Kerry has followed one of the greatest Flip-flop..err..presidents of our time. See Mr. Clinton, on this hand, did not have sexual realations with THAT woman. But, on the other hand….”

  4. #104
    On July 26th, 2004 at 6:59 pm, James said:

    “Very few people survive Harvard with their sanity intact.” Which part of “very few” did you not understand troll?

  5. #105
    On July 26th, 2004 at 7:37 pm, flip said:

    (Glover): Today’s convention is brought to you by the letter “D” and the number “3.”

    (Affleck, Tamblyn): OOOoooohhh…

  6. #106
    On July 26th, 2004 at 8:31 pm, Chris D said:

    I got one, but it will get me into trouble. But who cares:

    Buckwheat says “Oh Tay!”

    I was seconds away from hitting ‘POST’ with that exact same joke typed up, but I thought I’d better make a quick check to see if anyone beat me to it.

  7. #107
    On July 26th, 2004 at 8:35 pm, Nethicus said:

    Proving John Kerry is truly in touch with urban inner-city youth, Danny Glover shows off the Kerry campaign’s “gang sign”.

  8. #108
    On July 26th, 2004 at 11:49 pm, Rey(@LSAAnaconda) said:

    Danny Glover: The insy weensy spider….

  9. #109
    On July 27th, 2004 at 12:33 am, Stoob said:

    Danny: This is Saddam Hussein’s butthole BEFORE he went to prison…this is his butthole IN prison.

    Ben: I have managed to superglue my hand to my face. I now owe Matt Damon fifty dollars.

    Amber (thinking): I will throw Ben at Danny Glover and make my escape while Ben is devoured whole…

  10. #110
    On July 27th, 2004 at 12:50 am, KB said:

    Racist: the best reply liberals can muster when they have absolutely no rational response or logical argument.

    Danny Glover: The number of times John Kerry has taken a firm position on an issue without flip-flopping.

    Ben Affleck: I can’t wait to get in my Bentley and flee to my island mansion in Georgia after this. ‘Cause I can relate to, you know, the average working stiff.

    Amber Tamblyn: Who the hell is she? Is she famous?

  11. #111
    On July 27th, 2004 at 1:23 am, BC said:

    “Amber Tamblyn: Who the hell is she? Is she famous?”

    hahaha best one I’ve read all day :)

  12. #112
    On July 27th, 2004 at 1:25 am, Bob in Feenicks said:

    Amber Tamblyn: You know, I’m starting to think that he’s not God appearing as Danny Glover -that’s just Danny Glover and he THINKS he’s God.

  13. #113
    On July 27th, 2004 at 3:28 am, brad essex said:

    danny glover talking about the numbers of films he did that people didn’t walked out of.

  14. #114
    On July 27th, 2004 at 4:51 am, Martin aka Blogbat said:

    And of all the ones people didn’t walk out of, I bet 100% of them had Mel Gibson somewhere in the picture. By the way, I just posted some ahem, funny pix from the Dem convention on my blog, speaking of the “three amigos” Michelle posted for us :-)

  15. #115
    On July 27th, 2004 at 6:58 am, Dragon Fly said:

    Ben Affleck & Amber Tamblyn:

    Even we cannot stand to listen to our own thoughts.

  16. #116
    On July 27th, 2004 at 8:28 am, Al Maviva said:

    Photo Caption – No, Mr. Lipton, I would have handled the scene much differently – “gobble, GOBBLE, gobble.”

  17. #117
    On July 27th, 2004 at 8:29 am, Turkeyhead said:

    Danny Glover:
    “No no no, ‘tsetse fly.’ Sound it out…’teet see fly.’”

  18. #118
    On July 27th, 2004 at 10:49 am, Paulie At The Commons said:

    Caption:

    “I’ll go slow for you kids: Just how many Moonbats does it take to fill out a butterfly ballot?”

  19. #119
    On July 27th, 2004 at 12:13 pm, Jack Tanner said:

    Glover ‘Blah, blah, blahblahblah, blah, blah, blah’

    Ben A – ‘ ‘

    Bad Glasses – ‘ ‘

  20. #120
    On July 27th, 2004 at 12:32 pm, Q-switch said:

    “D-Glov… Representin da Left side! peace out… yo!”

    “Actors must always imporve on their skills.. here at Liberal Actors Work Shop (LAWS) we have in depth courses on the history of great French mimes. Here, Mr Glover practices threading the needle in a glass box while Mr Affleck and Ms Tamblyn listen for critique.”

  21. #121
    On July 27th, 2004 at 2:45 pm, David said:

    Natalie Portman is hot..even in a John Kerry T-shirt….a little less hot but still hot. :)

  22. #122
    On July 27th, 2004 at 2:46 pm, David said:

    Natalie Portman is hot..even in a John Kerry T-shirt….a little less hot but still hot. :)

  23. #123
    On July 27th, 2004 at 3:49 pm, Paleo said:

    Caption:

    “Mod Squad ’04 – Gettin’ Pensive on Social Problems – Take 12″
    ACTION!

  24. #124
    On July 27th, 2004 at 4:21 pm, Wodinn said:

    Dammit Rey, that was mine! But I was thinking…
    “The itsy bitsy spider – come on guys, it’s only going to work if everybody does it – stop looking at me like that!”

  25. #125
    On July 27th, 2004 at 5:31 pm, Enso said:

    Natalie Portman is hot…I’m voting Kerry now.

  26. #126
    On July 27th, 2004 at 9:19 pm, Joshua said:

    Oh so we didn’t approve of my take of DG hanging out smoking cocaine filled blunts with Castro?

    Oh well it was a bit over the edge.

    Uncle Sam wants you, to kill a commie for mommie!!!

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