Dem convention follies
This will be a continually updated file on the best of the worst of the Democratic National Convention’s freaks, flubs, and follies. Feel free to leave your nominations.
7/26 Edition.
“What liberal media?” moment of the day: From Spoons, CNN engages in some wishful thinking with its characterization of Carter, Clinton, and Gore as a “trio of former Presidents. Screenshots here.
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7/25 Edition.
Most offensive quote from an anti-war activist. From Medea Benjamin, a “peace campaigner” from San Francisco, objecting to the gated demonstration area outside of Fleet Center: “”We don’t deserve to be put in a detention centre, a concentration camp.” This is a concentration camp, ninny. Now, go stand in a corner and grow some shame.
Biggest letdown for conservative Star Wars fans. Natalie Portman in a John Kerry t-shirt.
Most enticing photo for a caption contest. This pic of actors Ben Affleck, Amber Tamblyn, and Danny Glover at a pre-convention event:
I’ll start: Danny Glover holds up the number of people who saw Gigli.
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They can say what they like but does the middle/poor class think these rich spoiled millionaire actors actually have a clue about our lot in life?
Caption:
Danny demonstrates his Leathal Weapon. His ignorance of history, his didactic diatribes, and endless droning put Ben and Amber into a coma.
As Ben begins to realize how dangerously boring the Democrats are, he wonders if it is too late to switch parties… and then he sadly realizes that he could never get a Michelle Malkin or Ann Coulter anyway, so why bother…?
I think that the middle/poor class feels the same way about rich spoiled millionaire actors as they do about rich spoiled millionaire politicians actually having a clue about their lot in life.
And if Republicans are truly against actors being involved in politics, why did they vote for candidates like Ronald Reagan, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sonny Bono?
Ben: I wish he’d quit hogging that thing. If Amber gets one more hit, I could score!
Amber: I wish he’d quit hogging that thing. If I get one more hit, sleeping with Affleck might not be as dull as watching his movies.
Danny: Sorry crackers. If I don’t bogart this thing, I might realize where I am and shoot myself.
Yeah, Kerry (billionaire) and Edwards (millionaire).
Ronald Reagan (R.I.P., a true conservative), Arnold Schwarzenegger (warmed-over Democrat), and Sonny Bono (R.I.P., was a liberal Republican).
I don’t care if actors are politically active. Just so they don’t try to tell me they know what’s best for me cause they are famous or they “feel my pain”.
Danny: Look guys, this is how we rolled our joints back in my day.
PSA:
Please Do Not Feed The Troll.
Thank You.
>Yeah, Kerry (billionaire) and Edwards (millionaire).
Exactly! Is there any senator or representative in office who isn’t at least a millionaire? These days you can’t enter the race for mayor of a major city unless you’ve got millions of campaign dollars behind you.
It’s sad to see millions of dollars poured into political campaigns (doesn’t matter whether it’s republican, democrat or independent) and then go straight into the pockets of our media. I don’t know why we continue to put up with this, but do we really have a choice when those making our laws benefit significantly from these practices?
Until we can reform campaign funding and lobbying practices, this nation will continue to be governed by the wealthy, for the wealthy. None of these people, whether they be politician, actor or media mogul truly feel the pain of the middle/poor class even though they claim to.
This Democratic Ticket is on a whole new financial level.
It is by far the wealthiest ticket in history, even if Kerry has signed some pre-nup (which could be challenged in a divorce proceeding anyway).
It is possible that Edwards has some distant childhood memories of not having his every need met, but it is ovbious from his total lack of appreciation for the risks of manufacturing that he has long since left any such formative experiences – around $30,000,000 ago
“Most offensive quote from an anti-war activist.”
you’re not trying to pin on the Dems a quote from someone who is there to protest them, are you?
Glover patiently explains Kerry’s flip-flopping, ” You see Kerry has followed one of the greatest Flip-flop..err..presidents of our time. See Mr. Clinton, on this hand, did not have sexual realations with THAT woman. But, on the other hand….”
“Very few people survive Harvard with their sanity intact.” Which part of “very few” did you not understand troll?
(Glover): Today’s convention is brought to you by the letter “D” and the number “3.”
(Affleck, Tamblyn): OOOoooohhh…
I got one, but it will get me into trouble. But who cares:
Buckwheat says “Oh Tay!”
I was seconds away from hitting ‘POST’ with that exact same joke typed up, but I thought I’d better make a quick check to see if anyone beat me to it.
Proving John Kerry is truly in touch with urban inner-city youth, Danny Glover shows off the Kerry campaign’s “gang sign”.
Danny Glover: The insy weensy spider….
Danny: This is Saddam Hussein’s butthole BEFORE he went to prison…this is his butthole IN prison.
Ben: I have managed to superglue my hand to my face. I now owe Matt Damon fifty dollars.
Amber (thinking): I will throw Ben at Danny Glover and make my escape while Ben is devoured whole…
Racist: the best reply liberals can muster when they have absolutely no rational response or logical argument.
Danny Glover: The number of times John Kerry has taken a firm position on an issue without flip-flopping.
Ben Affleck: I can’t wait to get in my Bentley and flee to my island mansion in Georgia after this. ‘Cause I can relate to, you know, the average working stiff.
Amber Tamblyn: Who the hell is she? Is she famous?
“Amber Tamblyn: Who the hell is she? Is she famous?”
hahaha best one I’ve read all day
Amber Tamblyn: You know, I’m starting to think that he’s not God appearing as Danny Glover -that’s just Danny Glover and he THINKS he’s God.
danny glover talking about the numbers of films he did that people didn’t walked out of.
And of all the ones people didn’t walk out of, I bet 100% of them had Mel Gibson somewhere in the picture. By the way, I just posted some ahem, funny pix from the Dem convention on my blog, speaking of the “three amigos” Michelle posted for us
Ben Affleck & Amber Tamblyn:
Even we cannot stand to listen to our own thoughts.
Photo Caption – No, Mr. Lipton, I would have handled the scene much differently – “gobble, GOBBLE, gobble.”
Danny Glover:
“No no no, ‘tsetse fly.’ Sound it out…’teet see fly.’”
Caption:
“I’ll go slow for you kids: Just how many Moonbats does it take to fill out a butterfly ballot?”
Glover ‘Blah, blah, blahblahblah, blah, blah, blah’
Ben A – ‘ ‘
Bad Glasses – ‘ ‘
“D-Glov… Representin da Left side! peace out… yo!”
“Actors must always imporve on their skills.. here at Liberal Actors Work Shop (LAWS) we have in depth courses on the history of great French mimes. Here, Mr Glover practices threading the needle in a glass box while Mr Affleck and Ms Tamblyn listen for critique.”
Natalie Portman is hot..even in a John Kerry T-shirt….a little less hot but still hot.
Natalie Portman is hot..even in a John Kerry T-shirt….a little less hot but still hot.
Caption:
“Mod Squad ‘04 – Gettin’ Pensive on Social Problems – Take 12″
ACTION!
Dammit Rey, that was mine! But I was thinking…
“The itsy bitsy spider – come on guys, it’s only going to work if everybody does it – stop looking at me like that!”
Natalie Portman is hot…I’m voting Kerry now.
Oh so we didn’t approve of my take of DG hanging out smoking cocaine filled blunts with Castro?
Oh well it was a bit over the edge.
Uncle Sam wants you, to kill a commie for mommie!!!