Feeling jumpy? Put the TV on mute, take a short break from Drudge, and check out some of the funniest blogs on the block:

Scrappleface reports…Early Numbers Show Nearly 100 Percent Exit Polls

“While the mainstream media is abuzz with stories of huge voter turnout,” said an unnamed pollster, “that’s only half of the story. We’re finding that as many people are going away from the polls as are coming toward them.”

Protein Wisdom checks in…Martha Stewart sends undecided voters a message from jail; Leif Garrett’s election day warning

Beautiful Atrocities hears from…Barbara Boxer

Tongue Tied spots…animal rights’ activists offended by campaign ads

And IMAO delivers…his presidential endorsement