“And now it’s happening now!”

Take your daughter to work day. Plus: cops rule chainsaw decapitation was “not suspicious”.

Come down off the cross; we need the wood.

Like school in July.

Calm down.

Paradise Lost. UPDATED. (Um, the post is updated, not Paradise Lost.)

Ow, my wrist!

“Cuddle parties.”

Did you learn that word backstage at Godspell? Plus, Barry O’s totally spur-of-the-moment Budweiser photo-op. UPDATED with more toolish hackitude.