FINDING SPONGEBOB

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 5, 2004 02:39 PM

Police are on the lookout for a blow-up SpongeBob SquarePants figure stolen from a Burger King in Minnesota. According to this report,

[The police have] found a ransom note which starts off: “We have SpongeBob.” It then demands, “Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes.”

The ransom note is signed by SpongeBob’s nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: “Patrick is next,” referring to SpongeBob’s cartoon friend.

The definitive column on SpongeBob (the TV show, not the movie) can be read here.

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