FINDING SPONGEBOB
Police are on the lookout for a blow-up SpongeBob SquarePants figure stolen from a Burger King in Minnesota. According to this report,
[The police have] found a ransom note which starts off: “We have SpongeBob.” It then demands, “Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes.”
The ransom note is signed by SpongeBob’s nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: “Patrick is next,” referring to SpongeBob’s cartoon friend.
The definitive column on SpongeBob (the TV show, not the movie) can be read here.
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