In the San Francisco Chronicle today:

Students at a Palo Alto middle school learned more than school officials ever expected when a recent “career day” speaker extolled the merits of stripping and expounded on the financial benefits of a larger bust.

When two intrepid parents filed formal complaints, the school’s principal, Joseph Di Salvo, huffed that “the matter had become overblown.”

There was a similar dust-up in Britain a few months ago. For more on the “Girls Gone Wild” culture, click here.