Well, well. Have you heard? Ward (the 9/11 victims are “little Eichmanns”) Churchill now says he mourns for all those killed in the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. But here’s the non-apology apology Churchill gives for his remarks:

“I wouldn’t retract it. I would explain it better,” Ward Churchill told The Associated Press.

Fake, but accurate. Wrong, but right. I wouldn’t retract it, I’d elaborate.

Might come in handy to Eason Jordan, doncha think?