Jay Leno, Tonight Show (hat tip: reader Kenneth Davis):

The United States has announced a plan tighten all borders by 2008…Unfortunately, Mexico announced a plan to have all their people here by 2007.

Max Boot in today’s Christian Science Monitor:

Remember how exercised everyone around the world was about crimes committed at Abu Ghraib? Infinitely worse deeds are being done in Darfur daily. Where’s the outrage? The street rallies that might spur Western governments into action? Aside from a handful of journalists and human rights activists, the only Westerners who’ve shown sustained interest in Sudan are evangelical Christians, who’ve been exercised primarily about the fate of their coreligionists in the south.

The silence of the “antiwar” masses speaks volumes about their priorities: They don’t object to war crimes as long as they’re not committed by Americans.