Michelle was disappointed in the jokes and prefers to keep things G-rated in her world, and therefore, she’s over-the-top prudish and soooo 1950s. i agree wholeheartedly with the lovely lemon-sucking Michelle, though i prefer limes.

Michelle Malkin says one critic referred to her as a “lemon-sucking conservative” after reading her latest column.

And in all seriousness, it’s much better to be either a SP Conservative or a G-Rated Conservative than to be an earnest, nannystate liberal (think our next President *ugh*) or an earnest, filthy-mouthed liberal (think leather-clad Margaret Cho *brap*…