THE DNC’S HAVING A SNIT FIT…

By Michelle Malkin  •  August 2, 2005 11:17 AM

…over President Bush’s physical fitness. See Lorie Byrd and Lyflines for details of a snort-worthy DNC press release.

I, for one, am glad we don’t have a president who has muffin top.

MuffinTop_90_70s.jpg

Ewww.

(Hat tip for the photo: The Tony Snow Show, where I heard “muffin top” for the first time).

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Update: The Anchoress gives the DNC a lesson in sane press release-writing.

Jeff Goldstein
weighs in. Hah!

RyanVOX: What’s next? President Bush’s health is attributed to breathing air, but he is dropping the ball on the environment by expelling Carbon Dioxide, which contributes to global-warming.

Ankle Biting Pundits: “If George Bush walked on water tomorrow, the DNC would issue a press release entitled “Bush Can’t Swim.”

Ed Morrissey chuckles.

Scrappleface strikes back. ;)

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