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generation gap! If it’s December already then it’s time for the The Weblog Awards. (Voting ends December 15.) The concensus (so far) on The Well is that Tookie Williams’s execution will not spark rioting. Except, perhaps, by the Crips. “The

//MOOD: Haha //NOISE: Grace figuring out Christmas I see this every once in awhile, but today I laughed outloud. It’s from the “Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay” spam. Today, I got it from Michelle Malkin…

They come from a document of unknown provenance titled “Worst High School Analogies Ever,” but that’s wrong. For one thing, they’re brilliant — they’re ironic and clever. For another thing, I doubt very much any high schoolers wrote these. They’re…

Michelle Malkin and Blogs Now have linked to some of the worst analogies ever in a high school essay, from the Oxymoron website. I guess nobody is sure whether these are for real or not, but I’ve changed names to initials to protect the privacy of any …

I’ve seen these before: Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay. But it’s always good for some belly laughs.

You have to love this:
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schoo…