See if you can get through this Washington Post sob story about 100 illegal alien criminals being deported without getting your eyeballs stuck in your head from rolling them upwards repeatedly. Don’t miss the multimedia slideshow full of poor, shackled deportees…with MS-13 gang tattoos!:

Hard for me to decide which takes the cake–the reporter’s failure to corroborate the criminal deportees’ anecdotes, the downplaying of the violent nature of the crimes committed by nearly half of those on the plane, the alarmism over mass deportations that will never happen under the Bush administration, or the foolish belief that the criminal deportees are on a journey of “no return.”

Open-borders journalism at its worst. All that’s missing is a hyperbolic slavery analogy.

Well, there’s always a next time.