Moonbat America is beyond parody. Yesterday, I told you about Bremerton, Washington’s 9/11 commemoration–commemorating “diversity” and immigration and anything except the actual events, heroes, victims, and villains of 9/11.

Well, here’s more inanity from the Pacific Northwest.

First, take a look at a few of the King County (WA) library system’s Sept. 11 programs (hat tip: reader J.S.):

Yes to the World: Songs of Peace, Unity and Healing for the Whole Family
Presented by Lorraine Bayes and Dennis Westphall. The founding directors of Tickle Tune Typhoon sing songs to celebrate the beauty of life. Come sing and dance at a family concert that supports friendship, peace, cooperation and caring for all living things.

Presented by Dr. Margaret Read MacDonald
This world renowned storyteller shares delightful and engaging audience-participation stories from her book, Peace Tales: World Folktales to Talk About.

And here’s King County’s 9/11 reading list for dhimmis:

Picture Books

Hands Are Not for Hitting by Martine Agassi
If Peace Is… by Jane Baskwill
How to Lose All Your Friends by Nancy Carlson
Enemy Pie by Derek Munson
Somewhere Today: A Book of Peace by Shelley Moore Thomas
Peace Tales: World Folktales to Talk About by Dr. Margaret Read MacDonald

Adult and Teen Resources

The Peaceful Classroom by Charles A. Smith
Banned Books: 2004 Resource Book by Robert P. Doyle
Banned in the U.S.A.: A Reference Guide to Book Censorship in Schools and Public Libraries by Herbert N. Foerstel
The Missing Peace: The Inside Story of the Fight for Middle East Peace by Dennis Ross
The Peace Movement Nancy Harris, Editor

Music

Teaching Peace by Red Grammer
Peace is the World Smiling
Hug the Earth by Tickle Tune Typhoon
Peace Wave: Seattle Peace Concerts

Wait, wait. There are many more non-9/11 9/11 anniversary events in Seattle (hat tip: reader Ben) from which to choose:

*A midnight vigil for victims of 9/11 and “all innocent people who have suffered a violent death” starts at 11:30 p.m. Sunday at Holy Protection of the Theotokos Orthodox Church, 564 N.E. Ravenna Blvd.

*”Without End” — featuring art, poetry and live music — will run all day at Westlake Plaza. A forest of icons representing civilian casualties in Iraq and Afghanistan will surround an open meditation circle, beginning at 11:30 a.m. Performances start about 4:30 p.m.

*A healing drumming circle will take place from 10 to 11 a.m. at Golden Gardens Park. People are urged to bring a drum or rattle, and a chair or blanket to sit on.

The jihadists are trembling.

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Give me a holler if there’s a non-9/11 9/11 commemoration in your area that tops these examples. I’ll keep score, but it’s going to be pretty damned hard to beat the “healing drumming circle” and the baby rattle-shakers.