Lessons in modesty for Britney Spears
It’s Friday and we take a lighter turn at Hot Air TV.
Rules to remember to avoid a Britney Spears moment:
1) Fabric is your friend.
If you refuse to wear underwear, at least wear a coat.
2) Accessories are your friend.
Bag. Pillow. Book. Use your dog if you have to, please.
3) Friends are your accessories.
They don’t call them bodyguards for nothing.
4) Wear pants.
Think Audrey Hepburn.
5) Bare bellies belong on the beach.
C-section scars are not hot.
6) Think about your children.
Grow up before we throw up.
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