If not, “ouch” will do:

Clinton: Gen. Pace Owes Apology to Adulterers

Former President Bill Clinton today added his voice to the chorus calling for Gen. Peter Pace to apologize for remarks in a recent interview in which he branded some kinds of behavior as “immoral”, and said the military should not condone immorality of any kind.

(Memo to Fox executives struggling to compile a “conservative answer to the Daily Show” – follow that link and contact the author.)

In a more serious vein, Chuck Simmins has compiled a list of who in congress voted for and against “don’t ask don’t tell” back when.