‘Sup, hon?

The Baltimore Sun reports:

Gov. Martin O’Malley plans to endorse Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton at a campaign rally in Annapolis on Wednesday, and the governor has begun encouraging his supporters to back her campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination, sources familiar with the plans said.”

I’m sure she’s already boning up on her Bawlamorese dialect. But here are a few tips from locals just in case:

Lexicon of Bawlamarese
(How to co-moon-icate wiff the natives)

Aig…the kind with a yoke
Amalance…You know, the vehicle that takes you to the hospital.
Bleef…What you believe in
Blow…opposite of “above”
Brefist: Champions eat it…meal you eat (or drink) before lunch
Ford…opposite of backwards
Froddy…that God it’s Froddy
Hon…The Universal Name…Like Sir, Ms…interchangeable with any name
Horfud: the county next to Bawlamer but before you get to Cecil
Oh-REE-oles…State Bird AND the baseball team
Unnersteaned…understand

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