A participant in this weekend’s World Naked Bike Ride asserts:

Duncan Blinkhorn, 45, one of the organisers of the seven-mile Brighton ride, said: “This is a fun if outrageous way to make the serious point that we should not have to tolerate roads, cities and a planet dominated by the brutishness of cars that routinely foul the air we all breathe.

“Bikes and naked bodies harm nobody…

“Bikes and naked bodies harm nobody?” Oh, judging from the pictures of that bike ride, I’d beg to differ.

My eyes!