(PS- I like the Articles of Confederation better)

Do you understand?

Who said anything about ‘encouraged’? I understand you perfectly. Obviously, you don’t understand me. This is Michelle’s column, not yours.

Craig said: when did you elect yourself arbiter?

When I read “Unhinged,” I was amazed by the foul mouthed rantings from the left-populated webpages and blogs. I really don’t think that we should encourage similar comments here … by not calling them out as unwanted, abd possibly embarrassing to us all. And I especially don’t want to see some quotes taken from here to be reprinted in someone else’s book, as an example of how conservatives behave on this web page. Do you understand?

(Sigh) There are 60,000 words in the English language – many of them wonderful Anglo-Saxon derivatives. “Cad” is one my favorites. Also “pea wit.” Much better than the other, no?

Which, “douchebag” or “flogger”?

Needless to say, disrespectul expressions are generally a product of a lack of respect. Need I say more?

The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while visiting a primary school class, found themselves in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked both men if they would like to lead the discussion of the word ‘tragedy’.

So the illustrious Rev Jackson asks the class for an example of a ‘tragedy’.

One little boy stood up and offered: ‘If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway
tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.’

“No,’ says the Great Jesse Jackson, ‘that would be an accident.’

A little girl raised her hand: ‘If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.’

“I’m afraid not,’ explains the exalted Reverend Al. ‘That’s what we would call a great loss.’

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.

Reverend Al searches the room. ‘Isn’t there someone here who can give an example of a tragedy?’

Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises his hand. In a stern voice he says: ‘If a plane carrying the
Reverends Jackson and Sharpton were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.’

‘Fantastic!’ exclaims Jackson and Sharpton, ‘That’s right! And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?’

‘Well,’ says little Johnny, ‘because it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss, and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either.’

Jackson is irrelevant and deserves to be ignored…totally and completely.

No he needs to be laughed at and ridiculed for the fool he is.

Scene: Clown #1 walking all over the lighted ring looking for something.

Clown #2: What are you doing?

Clown #1: I’m looking for my ball that I lost backstage.

Clown #2: Then why are you looking for it here?

Clown #1: The light’s better out here.

…please try not to use that word or other disrespectful words here.

Unless you are Michelle or her husband in phantom- when did you elect yourself arbiter?

Jesse Jackson has disrespected entire races. I don’t recall him apologizing to me.

Granted ‘name calling’ isn’t the most tactful way to advance an opinion but it certainly doesn’t warrant some kind of PC smackdown from a self-elected spokesman.

Mr. Jacksons lack of relevancy is the most striking attribute of a wilted career. I must admit to a very un-Christian chortle escaping at his antics. Poor besotted bastard that he is, he can only go for the main fall back issue of the lefties – guns.

We are shell-shocked by what has happened to the Holt family. But it is with them — it is for us — that we must take a stand.

In this war we have to decide which side we’re on: the side of the law, or the side of the gangs. If that means turning our back on a family member, so be it.

We have to make ending gang and gun violence our movement and our cause.

I speak for all black people.

Just ask me.