Name Pelosi’s memoir

By Michelle Malkin  •  July 20, 2007 08:35 AM

Go ahead. Give your title suggestion for Nancy Pelosi’s memoir:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the California Democrat who this year became the first woman to hold the top spot in the House of Representatives, is writing a memoir, to be released in the summer of 2008 by the Doubleday Broadway Publishing Group.

“From my parents’ home in Baltimore to representing San Francisco in the Congress, my life has been devoted to family and public service. I look forward to telling my story for my grandchildren and in recognition of the contributions of all women across America,” Pelosi said in a statement issued Thursday by Doubleday, a division of Random House, Inc.

The book, currently untitled, will be written with a collaborator “yet to be determined,” according to Doubleday.

A few photos for inspiration:

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  1. #201
    On July 20th, 2007 at 3:38 pm, KelliD said:

    Palomino!

  2. #202
    On July 20th, 2007 at 3:39 pm, Rick Wilcox said:

    The Kyoto Protocols of the Elderly anti-Zionists

  3. #203
    On July 20th, 2007 at 3:43 pm, Cowboy said:

    The communist manifesto

  4. #204
    On July 20th, 2007 at 3:52 pm, David e said:

    How I Enclowned Congress

  5. #205
    On July 20th, 2007 at 3:52 pm, Pulchritudinous Patriot said:

    War and Capitulation

  6. #206
    On July 20th, 2007 at 3:52 pm, Pulchritudinous Patriot said:

    Fear of Flying Commercially

  7. #207
    On July 20th, 2007 at 3:54 pm, Pulchritudinous Patriot said:

    Everything I Know, I Learned from Reading 1984.

  8. #208
    On July 20th, 2007 at 4:16 pm, calamityville said:

    Fear and Loathing the U.S.A.

  9. #209
    On July 20th, 2007 at 4:16 pm, thatguywithmaus said:

    I’ve had some work done. Can you tell?

  10. #210
    On July 20th, 2007 at 4:27 pm, calamityville said:

    The Rise and Fall of the Third Face.

  11. #211
    On July 20th, 2007 at 4:34 pm, Laree said:

    “Come over to the Dark Side, we have Cookies”

  12. #212
    On July 20th, 2007 at 4:36 pm, gippergirl said:

    An Inconvenient Truth: The Nancy Pelosi Story

  13. #213
    On July 20th, 2007 at 4:42 pm, gayle said:

    “My Buttocks are the Window to My Soul”

  14. #214
    On July 20th, 2007 at 4:50 pm, SirGregor said:

    “Monster”

    What? Already been used?

  15. #215
    On July 20th, 2007 at 4:53 pm, SirGregor said:

    “Harold and Maude”

    Starring Nancy Pelosi as Maude, and John Edwards as Harold.

  16. #216
    On July 20th, 2007 at 4:55 pm, SirGregor said:

    “Harold and Maude”

    Starring Nancy Pelosi as Maude, and John Edwards as Harold.

    Or should I have said … starring Markos Moulitsas Zúniga as Harold?

  17. #217
    On July 20th, 2007 at 4:57 pm, DesertLover said:

    Kos and Effect

  18. #218
    On July 20th, 2007 at 5:07 pm, berkeleythurm said:

    Come on Taylork,

    Just felt like be finicky but it’s :

    Me llamo Nancy or Mi nombre es Nancy.

    If Pelosi is going to have us sold to Latin America and institute Spanish as our national language, might as sell out with correct spelling :)

  19. #219
    On July 20th, 2007 at 5:09 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    Well, this has been too much fun and completely made my Friday!

    Thanks Michelle – and to all who contributed.

    Have a great weekend! I’m outta here.

  20. #220
    On July 20th, 2007 at 5:36 pm, josetheguerilla said:

    The Speaker Who Stole Christmas

    Green Eggs and Nancy

  21. #221
    On July 20th, 2007 at 5:37 pm, gippergirl said:

    thx palani!

  22. #222
    On July 20th, 2007 at 5:38 pm, gippergirl said:

    Nancy Pelosi: My Own Private Axis Of Evil

  23. #223
    On July 20th, 2007 at 5:38 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Fishermans Dwarf”

  24. #224
    On July 20th, 2007 at 5:41 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Nanceroni”
    (the san fransicko treat)

  25. #225
    On July 20th, 2007 at 6:09 pm, johncgaiser said:

    Atlas Hurled

    Hilarious!

  26. #226
    On July 20th, 2007 at 6:31 pm, Uplander said:

    I couldn’t leave it alone. This is one scary wench. Harry Reid will self destruct. This one is capable of learning.

    Aunt Nan polled the hundred acre wood, forecasting ‘the end of the innocence’ would enchant the folk, but as the harvest accumulated it came obviously to the ‘heart of the matter’.
    People filled with rage in a graceless age. Retreating in confusion over the peoples choice of ‘the heart of the matter’ she pronounced “The more I know, the less I understand. All the things I figured out, I have to learn again. If you keep carrying that anger it will eat you up inside.”
    She had a dream from uncle joe telling her ‘it’s ok, we’re doing it for the children’. She decided to write her memoirs after 2010.
    Some apologies to Don Henley, but not too many.

  27. #227
    On July 20th, 2007 at 6:59 pm, jpmzo said:

    Sometimes simplicity is the best policy:

    “Islam”

    Which means, surrender. That’s all!

  28. #228
    On July 20th, 2007 at 7:03 pm, josetheguerilla said:

    Bram Strokers Nancula

    The Revolt Against Work: The Down Fall Of GM, and My support for the United Auto Workers (By Nancy)

  29. #229
    On July 20th, 2007 at 9:15 pm, gayle said:

    Her final installment should be as follows:

    “My End is Near; The Hatred from the Right and It’s THEIR Fault”

  30. #230
    On July 20th, 2007 at 9:32 pm, ajmontana said:

    Can we just take her and her book and drop them off on Alcatraz?

  31. #231
    On July 20th, 2007 at 9:51 pm, CommentGuy said:

    Simply the same name for the most detested gross out the military served for breakfast in the morning

    S**t on a shingle.

  32. #232
    On July 20th, 2007 at 11:26 pm, abinitioadinfinitum said:

    On July 20th, 2007 at 3:38 pm, KelliD said:
    Palomino!

    Blue Ribbon for You ♥

  33. #233
    On July 21st, 2007 at 2:19 am, Bob's Kid said:

    Oh gosh, this is some funny stuff here!

  34. #234
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    “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Caliphate”

  35. #235
    On July 21st, 2007 at 6:08 am, BrianG1979 said:

    Grrrr totally screwed that but you get the idea.

  36. #236
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  37. #237
    On July 21st, 2007 at 10:58 am, katieanne said:

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  38. #238
    On July 21st, 2007 at 11:08 am, katieanne said:

    Voldemort Uncovered: The True Identity of Nancy Pelosi

  39. #239
    On July 21st, 2007 at 12:03 pm, 3Steps said:

    no no no Katieanne

    Pelosi is not worthy of Voldemort…

    she is nothing but Delores Umbridge.

  40. #240
    On July 21st, 2007 at 12:33 pm, taylork said:

    Come on Taylork,

    Just felt like be finicky but it’s :

    Me llamo Nancy or Mi nombre es Nancy.

    If Pelosi is going to have us sold to Latin America and institute Spanish as our national language, might as sell out with correct spelling

    I figured I spelled that wrong, since I don’t speak spanish, but I chose not to really care.

    I Opened up my Mind and then it Fell Out: Secrets of Legislating Without a Brain

  41. #241
    On July 21st, 2007 at 12:40 pm, DesertLover said:

    taylork

    I think we all knew what you meant … and I don’t know that Nancy could spell it correctly either …

    a lot of us took some “literary license” with our postings … but it was sure a lot of fun …

  42. #242
    On July 21st, 2007 at 1:47 pm, Jarhead said:

    “The Old Hag and the Sea” by Nancy Pelosi
    forward by Edward Kennedy: Boy can she swim!

  43. #243
    On July 21st, 2007 at 3:04 pm, gayle said:

    That’s why Kennedy is a troll. He has a thing for bridges.

  44. #244
    On July 21st, 2007 at 3:36 pm, katieanne said:

    Valid point 3Steps…LOL

  45. #245
    On July 21st, 2007 at 10:51 pm, stoker said:

    AIPAC and me

  46. #246
    On July 21st, 2007 at 11:50 pm, TexasRainmaker said:

    “Swamp Gardening with Nancy: You Can Lead a Horticulture… But You Can’t Make Her Think”

  47. #247
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    D.C. Madam – How the nation shrugged

  48. #248
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    Why Democrats are afraid of Democracy

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    My Ego and Me: A Love Story

    Romeo and Romeo

    Treason for Dummies

    The Homosexual, the B!@ch, and the Armoire

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  49. #249
    On July 22nd, 2007 at 5:33 pm, foxforce91 said:

    “The Devil Does Botox”

  50. #250
    On July 25th, 2007 at 3:00 pm, jimC said:

    Madame Pelosi: Profiles in dhimmitude

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