Name Pelosi’s memoir

By Michelle Malkin  •  July 20, 2007 08:35 AM

Go ahead. Give your title suggestion for Nancy Pelosi’s memoir:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the California Democrat who this year became the first woman to hold the top spot in the House of Representatives, is writing a memoir, to be released in the summer of 2008 by the Doubleday Broadway Publishing Group.

“From my parents’ home in Baltimore to representing San Francisco in the Congress, my life has been devoted to family and public service. I look forward to telling my story for my grandchildren and in recognition of the contributions of all women across America,” Pelosi said in a statement issued Thursday by Doubleday, a division of Random House, Inc.

The book, currently untitled, will be written with a collaborator “yet to be determined,” according to Doubleday.

A few photos for inspiration:

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  1. #101
    On July 20th, 2007 at 11:37 am, DesertLover said:

    I like it 99 …. hmmm … that sounded like a Get Smart moment … lol

  2. #102
    On July 20th, 2007 at 11:41 am, jrlingreenbay said:

    Granda Pelosi’s Left-Wing Cookbook: Recipies for Disaster

  3. #103
    On July 20th, 2007 at 11:47 am, Rick Wilcox said:

    The Tao of Pooh-Poohing Opposing Opinion

    Nancy Pelosi and the Order of the Pecking

    Katze (graphic novel, think Maus from an anti-semitic view)

    Speaking with the Enemy

    Dhimmi Like Me

    How to Lose Wars and Influence Nothing

    The Joy of Spin

  4. #104
    On July 20th, 2007 at 11:52 am, Brian72 said:

    #101:

    My Governing Majority
    missed it by that much……

  5. #105
    On July 20th, 2007 at 11:55 am, ajmontana said:

    “The Searchers’
    (a guide to finding Tommy)

    Sorry had to slide a “Tommy” one in there.

  6. #106
    On July 20th, 2007 at 11:55 am, jrlingreenbay said:

    #104….I love it…I can just hear that Maxwell Smart voice….

  7. #107
    On July 20th, 2007 at 11:56 am, DesertLover said:

    Brian72 …good comeback … now continuing down that same road …

    Cone of Silence
    A History of the Pelosi House

  8. #108
    On July 20th, 2007 at 11:58 am, ajmontana said:

    “Last Comic Standing”

  9. #109
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:02 pm, aqvik said:

    I Know Better, by the Most Ethical Legislator Evah

  10. #110
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:06 pm, feebiebabe said:

    “High” Times and Misnomers: My Humble Beginnings in San Francisco

    Devil in A Blue Dress

    Me Talk Intelligent One Day

    Pelosi’s Travels: Indoctrination of the Little People

    A Plane of Ones Own

    (I am having way too much fun)

  11. #111
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:07 pm, MikeB said:

    Separated at Birth: Nancy Pelosi and Edith Bunker

  12. #112
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:10 pm, Lindsay said:

    Conquering the Culture of Corruption

  13. #113
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:10 pm, feebiebabe said:

    #111 – that is some funny…stuff! I lauged so hard I cried.

  14. #114
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:17 pm, josetheguerilla said:

    Et tu, Nancy?

    Unhinged II (When animals attack)

    Taitor (The Case for Nancy Pelosi)

    The Wicked Witch of the West.

    Lethal Weapon 6 (Danny, Hugo, and Me)

  15. #115
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:18 pm, Jarhead said:

    “The Wicked Witch of the West”
    Nancy Pelosi

    Chapter I

    It was a dark and stormy night…

  16. #116
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:23 pm, Jarhead said:

    Chapter II
    It was a very Stormy and dark night…

  17. #117
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:24 pm, thfiv said:

    Babooshka

    or

    Yentah Nonna

  18. #118
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:25 pm, oldirishpig said:

    Twain said it best:

    The Idiot Abroad

  19. #119
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:26 pm, josetheguerilla said:

    Nancy of Arabia

    Broke Back Nancy (How I Imposed San Francisco morals on America)

  20. #120
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:29 pm, 509th Bob said:

    To the tune of the old similarly named song: “My Leftist Heart in San Francisco.”

  21. #121
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:32 pm, IrishEi said:

    From Gucci to Gaza

  22. #122
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:34 pm, DesertLover said:

    I would like to take this opportunity to say

    “Thanks Michelle”

    we are having way too much fun with this one … LOL …

  23. #123
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:36 pm, Boomer said:

    Mein Kampf California Style

  24. #124
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:37 pm, Lindsay said:

    Pelosi Power
    Democratic Diva in the House

    Chapter 1
    How Wearing Armani Helps the Poor

    Chapter 2
    I Am Prettier than Hillary

    Chapter 3
    Talk Softly and Bang a Big Gavel
    “I accept this gavel in the spirit of partnership, not partisanship.”

  25. #125
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:40 pm, Brian72 said:

    Mexifornia

  26. #126
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:55 pm, feebiebabe said:

    You Scratch My Back, I’ll Kick Yours: The Taucher Memoirs and the California Cat Fight

    Lady of the Skies

    The Iranian Candidate

    The Donkey, The Witch, and Her Wardrobe

    101 Ways to Wear a Burka

    A Passage to Syria: I Made One

  27. #127
    On July 20th, 2007 at 12:57 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    My Sharia Amour

  28. #128
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:01 pm, ajmontana said:

    lmao alohaguy

  29. #129
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:03 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Fear of Flying”
    (dont tell die instead)

  30. #130
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:06 pm, DesertLover said:

    With humble apologies to an old tv western …

    Have Plane Will Travel
    Pelosi: A Modern Paladin

  31. #131
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:07 pm, DesertLover said:

    I don’t know about the rest of you but I think it would be fun to hear from Michelle on which of our suggestions she likes …

  32. #132
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:08 pm, DesertLover said:

    btw … if you don’t know the meaning of “paladin” look it up … it fits here … lol

  33. #133
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:10 pm, Fodder_Jack said:

    “Socialism for thee, Aristocracy for me.”

  34. #134
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:10 pm, feebiebabe said:

    Botox and Burqua’s: America’s Newest Sheikh

  35. #135
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:17 pm, gayle said:

    The Devil Wears Burqua

  36. #136
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:18 pm, DesertLover said:

    gayle … I like that one for sure …

  37. #137
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:18 pm, gayle said:

    I just LOVE THESE!

    Y’all are so hilarious!!!!!!!

    Hint, hint….Michelle; “Take us LIVE!”

  38. #138
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:19 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    I’d walk a Mile for a Camel

  39. #139
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:20 pm, gayle said:

    HAHAHA!!!! LMAO….camel!!!!!! OMG!

  40. #140
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:21 pm, gayle said:

    “USA Needs a Colonoscopy; exerpt from my Life’s Lessons” by Nancy Pelosi

  41. #141
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:22 pm, ajmontana said:

    With respect to Sonny & Cher.

    “Sunni & Sharia”
    (sisters in the hood”

  42. #142
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:23 pm, gippergirl said:

    Nancy Pelosi: How Women Lost the Right to Vote

  43. #143
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:23 pm, DesertLover said:

    gayle said:
    “USA Needs a Colonoscopy; exerpt from my Life’s Lessons” by Nancy Pelosi

    I think an enema would be more effective … and the Congress would be a perfect place to start …

  44. #144
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:24 pm, gayle said:

    STOP! Y’all are killing me!

  45. #145
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:26 pm, palani said:

    Stupid White (Wo)Men
    Sicko

    Oops, Michael Moore’s already got these!

  46. #146
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:29 pm, ajmontana said:

    “It’s a mad,mad,mad,mad,Senate”

  47. #147
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:30 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

  48. #148
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:31 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Not – but I couldn’t resist, it’s on the best-seller list

  49. #149
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:31 pm, gippergirl said:

    “Apocolypse Now”

  50. #150
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:32 pm, gayle said:

    “My Born Identity; I am Osama’s twin!”

  51. #151
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:38 pm, spidgy said:

    Kindred Spirits: The Day I Crawled Out of Harry Reid’s Pants.

  52. #152
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:40 pm, gippergirl said:

    Nancy Pelosi: Why I Hate God & My Country

  53. #153
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:41 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    Kill the Bill
    &
    Kill the Bill, Volume II

    A two-part biography

  54. #154
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:43 pm, ajmontana said:

    Yeah jrl, I think their making a Serie’s on “Kill the Bill”

  55. #155
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:45 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    I do NOT want to see Pelosi in the yellow body-hugging jumpsuit!!

  56. #156
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:46 pm, avintaquin said:

    Ms. Pelosi goes to Washington

    (jacket art shows her riding a tuna fish)

  57. #157
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:48 pm, ajmontana said:

    ” As the Senate Turns”
    (their back on us)

  58. #158
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:49 pm, feebiebabe said:

    The Red Donkey

    Waiting for God-NO!

    A Mighty Tail-Wind

    The De Fectors Code

    Nancy Flew: The Case of My Missing Conscious

  59. #159
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:50 pm, DesertLover said:

    Raiders of the Last Pork

  60. #160
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:52 pm, RevJim said:

    “Pasted Smile: How I Pretend to Have a Thought in My Head While Dreaming of Alfalfa Sprouts”

    “Broken Burqa: Affirming Shar’ia Law as the New Road to Women’s Lib”

    “Eyes Wide Shut: They Peeled Back the Eyelids, But I Still Cain’t See”

  61. #161
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:52 pm, ajmontana said:

    “Shebisquit”

  62. #162
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:53 pm, feebiebabe said:

    Confederacy of Dunces

    (this needs a subtitle, but no need to change the real title – Speaks for itself)

  63. #163
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:53 pm, DirkBelig said:

    • Woman of the House: How I Proved That a Woman Could Be As Corrupt, Self-Dealing and Traitorous As Any Man

    • Cognitive Dissonance: How A Self-Proclaimed Grandmother and Feminist Rose To Power While Preaching the Virtues of Abortion and Submitting to Sharia Law

    • Allah Akbar! The Myth of Democrat Hostility to Religion

    • Hey, Buddy, My Eyes Are Up Here (and Other Things I Never Have To Say)

    • Darth Soros and Me

    • If I Was a Man (I’d Be Singularly Unimpressive)

  64. #164
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:53 pm, feebiebabe said:

    Not Without My Murtha

  65. #165
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:56 pm, RevJim said:

    “Blinkin’ Fool: My Inside Tips for Getting Through the State of the Union Address”

    “American Mom: I’ve Got Kids, So Let Me Nanny You to Death”

    “Freeze Frame: My Life ‘n Times With William Jefferson Clinton, Democrat, Louisiana, His Posse and His MSM Enablers”

  66. #166
    On July 20th, 2007 at 1:59 pm, gayle said:

    “The House of Ill Repute”

  67. #167
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:00 pm, gayle said:

    ill……..oops! Love those caps.

  68. #168
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:00 pm, bdfaith said:

    “It takes a hippie.”

  69. #169
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:00 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    Borrowing from the Master, Tom Clancy:

    Nancy Pelosi – Clear and Present Danger

    UnPatriotic Games

    Pelosi – The Sum of All Your Fears

    Splintered Cell

    Commie Red Storm Rising

    Debt of Dishonor

    Executive Disorder

    Rainbow Coalition Six

    And from the NetForce Series, ( actual title ):

    Hidden Agendas

  70. #170
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:01 pm, ajmontana said:

    “With incerpts from Old Yeller”
    (pick one: (Kennedy or Byrd)

  71. #171
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:02 pm, gippergirl said:

    Back in the USSR

  72. #172
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:02 pm, gayle said:

    “Under my Burqua; How to Turn Your Man On!”

  73. #173
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:02 pm, DesertLover said:

    The House of The Rising Nan

  74. #174
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:03 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    LOL…gayle #173…. Sounds like an Oprah book of the month selection to me!

  75. #175
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:03 pm, feebiebabe said:

    “Flying Ms. Nancy”

  76. #176
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:08 pm, gayle said:

    “House of the Rising Sand”

  77. #177
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:13 pm, HeatherRadish said:

    Bleak House
    The Old Woman and the Star-Kist Tuna Deal
    Hypocrisy Now
    The Grapes of Stupidity
    Portrait of a Traitor

    to be released in the summer of 2008

    She’s going to miss the part where she’s not elected to a second term as Speaker…

    The Fall of The House Of Pelosi

  78. #178
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:19 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Chapter 1
    “…it was the first winter solstice celebration I can remember. We woke up early and ran down to the fir tree of peace and happiness, and I was thrilled to see all the goodies the Democratic party had heaped under the tree for me! Down the street the neighbor boy was setting fire to his toy airplane and throwing it at the other neighbor’s house, but it was none of my business so I ignored it. To this day I think it never happened. From the kitchen I could smell the magnificent head of lettuce roasting in the oven. I’d been worried – rumors of rotting lettuce had almost spoiled my winter solstice fir tree of peace and happiness holiday.”

  79. #179
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:20 pm, Lindsay said:

    Nancy Shrew

  80. #180
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:22 pm, Craig said:

    Low Rents of Arabia

  81. #181
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:28 pm, gippergirl said:

    all work and no play makes nancy a dull girl all work and no play makes nancy a dull girl all work and no play makes nancy a dull girl all work and no play makes nancy a dull girl…

  82. #182
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:30 pm, shooter said:

    Twain said it best:
    The Idiot Abroad

    The Idiot A BROAD
    fixed.

    Spay misty for me.

    A tale of two Bitties.
    (one’s lost and the others out looking for it)
    -oh wait, that was her twin BRAINs.

  83. #183
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:35 pm, feebiebabe said:

    The Little Commie that Could

  84. #184
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:37 pm, shooter said:

    Who Stole my Cheese – (look it up for todays definition)

    Botox Anonymous

    NOT GOD

    The Exorcist Within

    Tom Clancy’s
    The Terror and the Dragon Lady

  85. #185
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:40 pm, feebiebabe said:

    Pelosi’ The Pest

  86. #186
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:42 pm, feebiebabe said:

    What Color is Your Parachute?: Red, Duhhhh?

  87. #187
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:43 pm, petergwynne75 said:

    The Vagina Monologues

  88. #188
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:44 pm, BadIdeaGuy said:

    Red Budget of Earmarkage
    Men are From Mars, I’m from Hell
    Mein Clampf

  89. #189
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:50 pm, guerro said:

    Ode to Douche Bag

  90. #190
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:52 pm, feebiebabe said:

    Pretty -n – Pinko

  91. #191
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:53 pm, gayle said:

    Me, Reid, and Thee

  92. #192
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:56 pm, gayle said:

    The House of Seven Fables”

    By Nancy Ho-Thorne

  93. #193
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:56 pm, gayle said:

    ” “

  94. #194
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:56 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    The Ho of Babblin’ on

  95. #195
    On July 20th, 2007 at 2:58 pm, gayle said:

    “It’s a Byrd, No It’s a Plame, NO! It’s SuperNan”

  96. #196
    On July 20th, 2007 at 3:08 pm, Rinoalert said:

    The Wrong Stuff

    Goodbye Girl

    Mask of Botox

    Titanic

    Silence of the Republican Lambs

    Wizard of Kos

  97. #197
    On July 20th, 2007 at 3:08 pm, CrazyFool said:

    Queen Nancy

  98. #198
    On July 20th, 2007 at 3:09 pm, Rinoalert said:

    Dhimmi’s Guide to the Galaxy

  99. #199
    On July 20th, 2007 at 3:25 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    Rinoalert #196 “Wizard of Kos”

    That’s a classic…. lol

    The Tin Man: Harry Reid – no heart.

    Scarecrow: Ted Kennedy – no brain.

    Cowardly Lion: John Kerry – no guts.
    ” If I was back in Cambodia….I Rrrrufff, and I’d Rrrrufff…”

  100. #200
    On July 20th, 2007 at 3:30 pm, palani said:

    Good one, gippergirl !

    all work and no play makes nancy a dull girl all work and no play makes nancy a dull girl all work and no play makes nancy a dull girl all work and no play makes nancy a dull girl…

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