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By: Zev Mo Bloggin’ » The right and men who live off their second wives’ inherited wealth

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:47:44 +0000

[...] Michelle Malkin, “Limericks for John Kerry,” July 24, 2007: Lucianne’s rhyming readers have responded with their own verses. A sample:There once was a phony named Jawn [...]

By: Zev Mo Bloggin’ » Blog Archive » The right and men who live off their second wives inherited wealth

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:01:52 +0000

[...] Michelle Malkin, “Limericks for John Kerry,” July 24, 2007: Lucianne’s rhyming readers have responded with their own verses. A sample: [...]

By: MagicalPat

MagicalPat — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:43:24 +0000

Though he claimed he’d no forethought of malice
John K’s limerick was really quite callous
His lame jokes ’bout Dave Vitter
Evoked nary a titter
There’s no doubt that he’s this country’s phallus

By: MagicalPat

MagicalPat — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:17:15 +0000

Yahmak, thanks for the compliment. Here’s another for the fun of it:

If you think you possess savoir-faire
’cause you married a near billionaire
Well John Kerry’s wed two
Left the first for that shrew
There’s more class in a horse derriere

By: Yashmak

Yashmak — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:32:11 +0000

MagicalPat, you so effectively captured what my fumbling attempt at a limerick failed to. I bow to your poetical prowess.

feralcat, thanks for the assist

By: DesertLover

DesertLover — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:11:35 +0000

Never mind … went to the following link and listened to the podcast … what he read were the ones in MM’s initial posting … none from any of the comment posters …

Just thought I would answer my own question …

http://www.talkradionetwork.com/

Just click on the Michael Savage image to get to the podcast files …

By: DesertLover

DesertLover — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:45:49 +0000

MrC_5150

interesting … but can you tell us which ones he chose to read?

By: MrC_5150

MrC_5150 — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:53:03 +0000

Michael Savage read a few of the above works during the first hour of his radio show tonight. Rock on!!

By: Speakup

Speakup — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:50:43 +0000

There once was an excessive liberal named John

He once served in a war by Saigon

He then joined hateful, demented Hippies in Washington

A traitor he became to those to whom he should have bond

John was devious before Congress and Democrats have loved him from then on

Driving America left over a cliff has been his goal for profit and fun

He ran for Pres but his past caught up with him and he came undone

Acts now proven foolish, he mumbles and fumbles, twitches and flips like a grill a fish thereon

John’s positive it’s wrong to love being American

By: Cricket

Cricket — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:50:30 +0000

Old John Kerry started on Vitter
His sins to reveal him a quitter
But Senator John forgot
He ran out on Pol Pot
And now his career’s…oh never mind.

By: MagicalPat

MagicalPat — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:33:43 +0000

Meet John Kerry who’s from the Bay State
He holds views that you’d say fluctuate
He’s rejected the war
He’d supported before
Double talking for him is innate

By: loob

loob — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 21:06:29 +0000

Ha, I forgot I can comment here now. Crafted with such ever-loving care this afternoon…

There once was a man named John,
whom the voters soundly rejected.
He put up a good fight,
but try as he might,
he still could not get elected.

Though with wisdom greater than most,
and certainly knowing what’s best,
early projections,
and stolen elections,
aided him not in his quest.

But there’s a lesson for all to be learned,
from the sagely words of Jack.
If you don’t go to school,
And you act quite the fool,
You are likely to get stuck in Irak.

So despite his resounding defeat,
and a mouth that sets him apart,
dream of what could have been,
had our man been the one to win,
A president with three purple hearts!

By: gayle

gayle — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:38:20 +0000

There is a man named Kerry
His wife is Oh so scary!
He says he served in Nam
not to mention that he’s a con
He’s this he’s that he’s most contrary.

By: DesertLover

DesertLover — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:30:09 +0000

jrlingreenbay

LOL …

By: jrlingreenbay

jrlingreenbay — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:28:30 +0000

DesertLover:

There’s more creativity and brainpower at my Grandson’s daycare class than in all of Wash. DC…. so that’s not saying much.

But I do agree – these little forays that Michelle allows us like this and Pelosi’s memoirs give you the same feeling you had when the substitute teacher came in and said, “Um…just go ahead and work on whatever you were doing”.

WOO-HOO!