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ROFL
You are the best!
I usually like some OJ with my eggs, bacon, beans and toast, but this is just crazy.
Holy crap! That’s good to know.
C’mon, now. Granted, Orenthal James is hardly our nation’s finest intellect, and it’s quite possible that — given his moronically evil outlook, history of mayhem and murder, and total absence of remorse — he qualifies for Worst Human Outside the Clinton Circle.
But as a reflection of American culture — our legal system, our conflicting notions of what matters in life, our collective worship of celebrity (at what cost?), our susceptibility to viewing even matters of life and death through the lens of race and idiotic PC — O.J. Simpson and the stench swirling around him have no equal.
I, for one, continue to be interested, and still pray — for all our sakes — that this saga ends with the door of a prison cell clanking shut behind him with all the force of a 6′6″ defensive tackle clotheslining the man. And I want to see it happen.
If he carried a gun,
He ain’t gonna run.
(With apologies to the late, great Johnnie C.)
Thank the Lord I’ve had a bunch of Netflix movies to burn through Sunday night and still more tonight. I’ve missed 95% of the OJ circus.
Too much OJ will cause constipation… in OJ!!!
I’m sorry, am I missing something??? I didn’t see (OJ) anything on that page (OJ).
Was there some sought (OJ) of subliminal (OJ) message or something??
LOL!!! I can’t (OJ) believe that people really (OJ) believe in that stuff!!!!
Have a nice OJ…Sorry…day!
By the way, I would classify that as an ‘old school’ Vent!!
You should have added a Drudge siren to that!
Its only the beginning of the OJ thing, and its only gonna get worse. Allah’s already put himself on suicide watch. Greta Van Susteren is rubbing her hands together greedily…Geraldo probably is too.
OK how about this:….the judge lets OJ post bail,he gets stupid again and skips,and they have to send Dog the Bounty Hunter to bring his sorry ass back to Las Vegas?…now THAT is some reality TV I might actually watch
Or in other words, OJ is full of S***
hopefully he’ll lose the use of his golf clubs for about twelve years.
There are many times when I turn the MSM off, including Fox. OJ is a sub-human who is living a lie. Time to tune out and hope he doesn’t kill anyone else.
I’m so sick of OJ. I want to watch the news to hear about important events, but I have to suffer through this OJ coverage. Hopefully, he’ll end up in prison for a long time, and that will be the last we have to hear of him…
LOL. MM, you fuuuunnnyyy.
Can’t wait till he escapes and we get to watch the police chase him from Vegas back to LA via the 15…
Just because.
OJ stuff
Enjoy!
I want to put up an internet poll that says, “Is O.J. Guilty?” Then have the answers, Yes, No, and Ron Paul, and see just how much Ron Paul wins by.
OJ,Spector,Blake,Oh-My! OJ,Spector,Blake,Oh-My! OJ,Spector,Blake,Oh-My! OJ,Spector,Blake,Oh-My! OJ,Spector,Blake,Oh-My! OJ,Spector,Blake,Oh-My! OJ,Spector,Blake,Oh-My! OJ,Spector,Blake,Oh-My! OJ,Spector,Blake,Oh-My! OJ,Spector,Blake,Oh-My!
yes MM this is releasing. We now just need to find the yellow brick road.
Don’t forget the other important news of the day, like Britney Spears’s ex-nanny accusing her of drug use!
And on a lighter note, Israel is claming Syria has North Korean nukes.
Good thing there is copy and paste, otherwise Michelle would need a dribble cup after typing all that.
Wow – for moment there, Michelle, I thought you and Geraldo had made up and you were giving him a guest-spot on your website…
( Only kidding – please don’t ban me! )
LOL
Well put Michelle. Let’s hope the murderer ends up in jail.
ROFLMAO.
Amen.
OJ
Miss Ladybug…do what I do. Skip the tv news and get everything off of the internet, including video. Start with MM’s column 1st. I rarely watch tv news. It’s 55 minnutes of commercials and useless stuff to get 5 minutes of something worthwhile, except, of course, when MM is on.
. I don’t care about some crime somewhere west, with interviews, or Spears/Hilton. Lohan is worthless of my time. That also includes OJ. Lord, I hope we all don’t have to go through what we went through before, with him…a media feeding frenzy. Stock up on the Pepto-Bismol.
@ GreenFairie
Not any more, but they do have a nice new scrapyard.
So, I decide to drop in on Michelle’s signature website to read what has caught my favorite blogger’s eye, and I find OJ overload!
Thanks Michelle, great sense of humor.
Seriously, I would like to know if anyone has an answer to this question:
Has OJ ever been Keith Olbermann’s “Worst Person in the World?”
Clearly, Orenthal has been trying to be “that guy” for a decade now. I bet he would like to know what he has to do to sink to Michelle’s level.
Just kidding, ma’am.
With apologies to Cole Porter…
I love Paris in the springtime
I love Lindsay in the fall.
I love Britney in the winter
when it drizzles
I love Nicole in the summer
when it sizzles.
I love Rosie ev’ry moment
ev’ry moment of the year
I love Donald
why
oh why do I love OJ?
Because my headline is near
Any notion on when FNC will stop being the OJ Channel? A few days? A week? Any hope at least for an OJ-free half hour news hour? (not a Half Hour News Hour, mind).
I had to laugh at the headline in my local paper “The Juice is back in the can”
This brings to mind David Brinkley’s definition of a journalist as someone who separates the wheat from the chaff – and prints the chaff.
I was sitting in a pizza parlor two days ago, watching coverage of whatever the hell it is OJ has done now (I honestly don’t know or care).
I was surprised to realize it has been 15 years since the infamous low-speed chase. Seems like just yesterday.
And MSM wonders why we are getting more and more of our news on the internet. Perhaps it’s because we can skip past OJ, Paris, Lindsey and reality tv programming updates and get right to the meat of stories that are actual news.
Ahhhh….What’s old is new again!
May 1932: Murderer Al Capone sent to Federal prison on cahrges of Tax Evasion…
DATE (pending:) Murderer O.J. Simpson sent to prison on charges of conspiracy to commit armed robbery…
Justice will out!
Michelle,if anyone else did that,I’d wish them a case of writer’s cramp.Since it was you,that wish would be counterproductive-where would we be without you? Did I cover myself o.k.?
Please call me when it’s over.
The only reason I’m glad to see O.J. back in the news is an old joke.
Why did O.J.’s girl friend break up with him? Because she was afraid she would be brutally murdered and someone would frame O.J. for it.
Thanks to Norm McDonald (I think)
If it wasn’t OJ, this would be a small line on the police blotter page. And a judge, DA and some public defender would sit down and say “hey he was just trying to get his stuff back. lets deal this down to misdimeanor assult, pay a fine and a couple of years probation, next case”.
But since it’s OJ, we have to listen to all the analysts, D.A. & Police chief pandering to the cameras and a lenghty trial.
And can someone tell me what it is that makes Mark Fuhrman such a “legal expert”?
I did have to laugh at Fox News website headline….
Doesn’t it make the media look bad when you open a link to a serious article about Israel taking out nukes we didn’t even know Syria had while at the top of the page is a BREAKING NEWS ALERT: O.J. BLABLABLA….
Thank you Michelle. It’s staggering to see the neurotic hysteria over O.J. Simpson being arrested. And I got to thinking. They have to know how utterly absurd they look but obviously don’t care. Which made me wonder why.
Here’s my theory. There are many many reporters and producers, lawyers and legal minds who profited greatly from the O.J. murder trial. John Gibson of Fox News’ The Big Story, for example, has opined on air that the O.J. trial made his career what it is today. Going so far as to thank the O.J. murder episode for him having a prominent television gig. These sentiments must weigh on the minds of ambitious reporters and other personalities looking for that big break.
Also, working from the same template, the “O.J. trial” template, also paid off huge for television producers and execs. Eyes across the nation were glued to the television following the trials every argument. Ratings were probably through the roof.
Television and news producers and execs hark back to that time as being somewhat of the golden years. Similar to the way young budding journalist in training hark back to the Watergate era of Woodward and Bernstein as being investigative journalisms golden years.
The difference is O.J. is old news and I hope this incessant hysteria of coverage is over soon. Am I on the right track?
Reminds me of an old joke:
Wanna know how I won money from OJ, Heidi Fleiss, and Ted Kennedy when we played golf?
Easy: Heidi hooks, OJ slices, and Ted Kennedy ended up in the water.
Fine sarcasm, so underrated in the msm. But not here!!
I could not stand the 24/7 coverage on Fox yesterday. Heck, I missed my weekly dose of 1/2 Hour News Hour.
I counted EIGHT HUNDRED AND FOURTY-FOUR O.J’S. I couldn’t resist. My OCD strikes again!!!!!!!!! Somebody call the count from sesame street!!!!!
Who woulda known?!!???
ROFL!
Michelle, well said. I was absolutely furious with Fox yesterday (and continuing today) at the saturation coverage, second by second, show to show, analyists, psychologists, speculators galore, breaking news, alerts, etc. etc. and damn etc. It was worth five minutes and no more.
It’s not as though he murdered someone else, actually confessed outright to Nicole’s and Ron’s murders, or found a cure for cancer.
The murderer was arrested, this time for armed robbery. Good. When there’s something new, report it in less than five minutes and move on.
Two of my favorite shows, “Hannity’s America” and “The 1/2 Hour News Hour” got bumped, for more speculation, analysis, OJ history, etc. etc. and damn etc.
I will not be watching Fox for the rest of the day and night, after waking up this morning, turning on the TV and guess what?
I agree with CC. I was steamed at Fox.
O.J. will get a change of venue, another goofy jury, get acquitted and go back to playing golf. Let’s not waste anymore time or money on him. Please!!
Kevin#44:LOL I gotta remember that. Coffee#43:Yes,I think you are 100%right.It is too bad that our news media have become so enthralled with “scoops” and MAKING the news,that they seem to have forgotten that their job is to REPORT the news.Do you think that might be the reason the MSM is losing it’s influence?
blues, Did you notice the waxing nostalgically of anchors and reporters yearning for the good old days. They reminisce of times past.
I saw Shepard Smith today running clips from 1995 of his younger self reporting on the reactions to the verdict of the murder trial. You could see the self adulation.
I had to turn the news off this morning when eating breakfast before going to work. As a kid I was allergic to OJ and it still makes my stomach turn when I am exposed to it.
I agree with your frustration wholeheartedly MM. I just wish they would let whatever happens to this person happen because quite frankly I care less about this than I did about the Anna Nicole Smith saga – which was ZERO!
I can’t imagine that the ratings are very good. I mean to people REALLY care? I sure don’t. In jail, out of jail, guilty, innocent I really do not care and don’t want to hear about it.
to = do. . . do people really care about this outside of LA?
Here’s the legal defense stragety:
“If it’s OJ’s sh$t, you must acquit”.
He was caught on tape. Allegedly. Stealing his own stuff back. He allegedly said.
There are so many more things worthy of stealing, like the Mona Lisa, the da Vinci Code…why his football memorabilia? Unless he wanted to sell it on ebay.