A musical tribute to Runaround Hsu…Plus: Hsu’s confession
Update: The full criminal complaint and analysis over at HA. There’s more to come.
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Yes, I actually persuaded Bryan Preston to do his best Dion impression for our new Runaround Hsu video. All I had to do was chime in during the scat interludes. Feel like singing along? Lyrics here. Watch and share here:
Next in the works: Hsu Hsu Ron Ron!
In the latest news developments, The Smoking Gun has excerpts of the unsealed criminal complaint released today. They report:
Hsu contacted FBI agents last Thursday and said he “wanted to speak with them about his current criminal activity without his lawyers present.” During a September 14 meeting with Hsu, who was imprisoned in Colorado on an outstanding warrant from California, the swindler waived his Miranda rights and admitted his operation of a multimillion dollar investment scheme. He also acknowledged that he “made implied threats to his investors to pressure them to contribute to political candidates he supported.” But the complaint, which was unsealed today in U.S. District Court in Manhattan, does not identify the federal candidates to whom Hsu steered money.
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Love it, Michelle -
Saddened my original submitted lyrics weren’t used, though….
Still love ya!
Brian… don’t quit your day job.
lol.
I wanna work with you guy’s, need a west coast office?
Take this wreath and shove it, to the tune of take this job and shove it could work but he doesnt deserve a parody, he deserves an IED up his …..
Norman Hsu
Norman Hsu
Norman Hsu, baby I love you
Norman Hsu
I like the way way you walk
I like the way you talk
Norman Hsu
I don’t know if it’s his sad puppy eyes or the fact that he’s a Clinton poodle but I’m starting to feel sorry for the fella.
“The Devil Went Down To California”
The devil went down to California . He was lookin’ for a million to steal. He was in a bind ’cause
he was way behind, and he was willin’ to make a deal, when he came across this young man
sawin’ on a laptop and typin’ it hot. And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
“Boy, let me tell you what.
I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a Hillraiser, too. And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll
make a bet with you. Now, you pay pretty good bundle, boy, but give the devil his due. I’ll bet
a donkey of gold against your soul, ’cause I think I’m better than you.” The boy said, “My
name’s Norman, and it might be a sin. But I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret, ’cause I’m
the best that’s ever been.”
Norman, rosin up your fingers and play your laptop hard, ’cause hell’s broke loose in California and
the devil deals the cards. And if you win you get this shiny donkey made of gold. But if you lose,
the Hillary gets your soul.
The devil opened up his case and he said, “I’ll start this show.” And fire flew from his fingertips
as he rosined up his Iphone. And he pulled the fingers across the keys and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded somethin’ like this:
When the devil finished, Norman said, “Well, you’re pretty good, old son, but sit down in that
chair right there and let me show you how it’s done.
Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run. The devil’s in the House of the Rising Sun. Hillary in the
bread pan pickin’ out dough. Lanny, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat. And he laid that golden donkey
on the ground at Norman’s feet. Norman said, “Devil, just come on back if you ever want to try
again. ‘Cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I’m the best that’s ever been.”
From the HotAir headlines…..
hey how about:
“A Boy Named Hsu”
Well Daddy Dragon left when I was three
He didn’t leave much to mama and MEI
Just some chop sticks and a pile of cash
Now I don’t blame him when run and hid
but the meanest thing that he ever did
was before he left he name me HSU…
Bravo! Bravo! Soon, there will be enough material from the Ventilators to put out a “greatest hits” DVD.
As for Hillary and Mr. Hsu, Hillary should resign today and withdrawal from the presidential campaign. Seems these hateful democraps are always accusing others of doing what they, themselves, are doing. In my view, she’s just another OJ.
Wine is fine
But whiskey’s quicker
Hsuicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle drain your sorrows
Then it floods away tommorow
Await tommorow
Evil thoughts and evil doings
Cold, alone you lie in ruins
Thought you’d escape the reaper
You can’t escape the bundle keeper
‘Cause you feel life’s unreal
And you’re living a lie
Such a shame who’s to blame
And you’re wondering why
You feel pain on the train
Is there life after this berth
What you saw can mean Hill on this earth
Hill on this earth
Now you live inside a bottle
The train’s traveling at full throttle
She’s catching you but you don’t see
The Hillraiser is you and the Hillraiser is me
Breaking laws,
Knocking doors
But there’s no one at home
I’m looking for a Bundler Man
That tells me no lies,
I’m looking for a Bundler Man
Who’s not in disguise
I don’t know where he’ll come from
And I don’t know where he’s been,
But it’s not our Norman Hsu
Because he’s so obscene
Bundler Man got busted,
Bundler Man got busted
Today I saw a Bundler Man,
On TV cryin’
Such a hypocritical man,
Born again,
Dyin’
He don’t know where he’s goin’
But we sure know where he’s been,
It was our little Norman Hsu on the screen
Bundler Man got busted,
Bundler Man got busted
Hsu’s not in disguise
How did I miss that one?
Hsu saw the look in her eyes
N’ Hsu knew better
She wanted Hsu’s bundles tonight
And it was now or never
Hsu made her feel so sad
Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’ Now Norman wouldn’t say all right
Hsu knew she’d forget him
N’ so they said ah-good night
Oh, and now Hsu’s gone forever
Hsu wants to send her a letter, uh yeah yeah
Uh, just to try to make himself feel better
It said “Gimme (Gimme a call sometime)”
But Hsu knows what that’ll get her
Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
Now Norman’s been in trouble before (Ahh-ahh)
And he knows what bundles are for (Ahh-ahh)
It should mean a little, a little more (Ahh-ahh)
Than one night stands. Woo!
(Guitar Solo)
He wants to send her a letter, uh yeah yeah
Just to try to make himself feel better
It said “Gimme (Gimme a call sometime)”
But he knows what that’ll get her Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
This is sung to the tune of Super-Cali-Fragi-Listic-Expi_Ali-Docious:
Chorus
Hsu-per California Donors Extradition Opus
Every check that bore his name, it should have been suspicious
His businesses and domiciles it turns out were fictitious
Hsu-per California Donors Extradition Opus
First Verse
Norman Hsu had a technique, For fund-raising flimflam
From Istanbul to Mozambique, It kept him on the lam
He gathered filthy lucre in amounts you’d call absurd
And laundered it to liberals from Clinton to Bob Byrd
Repeat Chorus
Second Verse
He’d channel some cash through his friends, and bundle up the rest
Supporting only Democrats became his whole life’s quest
The Chi-Coms and George Soros funneled millions carelessly
Hsu’d ask them who to give it to and both said Hillary!
Repeat Chorus
Third Verse
Even though it’s not legal, there’s no need for dismay
He gave it all to Blue Staters, there won’t be hell to pay
Cause if you look at Democrats, the whole party is rife
With people, if Republican, who’d probably serve life.
Chorus
Didn’t realize we had some many talented song writers in this group. Too bad I can’t carry a tune with a forklift.
The Songs are great but the un-told story is a search of campaign records shows that there are 3 individuals named Hsu that have all given millions to the Dems over the past couple of years.
That was great, you guys (figuratively speaking) have all the fun . . .rock on! LOL
Nice lyrics, everyone!
I especially like that “Hsuicide Solution”
hahaha, beautiful and awesome! This is what makes your site so unique. I skipped over this before.
It makes no sense why the media is so silent on this. If it were a Republican (or Larry Craig) they’d be on it 24/7. Thank God for the Conservative Ted Turner (of Turner Network Television) Michelle Malkin.
Really this is how Turner made his money. . . when cable was fledgling, he made a news channel, movie channel, weather channel, sports channel, etc etc BECAUSE IT WAS CHEAP. People thought he was CRAZY. You can do it too Malkster. Heck what am I saying. . . you ARE doing it.
Thanks for the laugh.
In the press conference today the guys investigating Hsu said the Clinton campaign was cooperating with the investigation.
Ok now the biggy
What did Hillary know and when did she know it?
Also they said the investigation was open last year and the earliest thing I can find in the press is the emails this June from Jack Cassidy questioning Hsu.
So just what was the trigger that put them on the trail?
Magical Pat -
“Hsu-per California Donors Extradition Opus”
THAT is creativity…. Love it!
Needs more cowbell. But it’s a keeper!
jrlingreenbay-
Thanks.
I suppose now you have had time to guess, I’ll give credit where credit is due:
The Devil Went Down to Georgia (Charlie Daniels Band- Greatest Hits)
Suicide Solution (Ozzy Osbourne-Blizzard of Ozz)
Miracle Man (Ozzy Osbourne-The Ozzman Cometh Greatest hits)
Jamie’s Cryin’ (Van Halen- Van Halen)
That was fun! Might have more later….
Most recent pic of ol Hsu
Poor fraudster’s seen better days!