Comments on: A musical tribute to Runaround Hsu…Plus: Hsu’s confession

By: Schweggie

Schweggie — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 17:10:02 +0000

Most recent pic of ol Hsu Poor fraudster's seen better days!

By: Video: Keep Away From Runaround Hsu » Constitutionally Right

Video: Keep Away From Runaround Hsu » Constitutionally Right — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:04:41 +0000

[...] Michelle Malkin, we have a parody on the song “Keep away from runaround sue”. HotAir reminds Dems to [...]

By: Brian72

Brian72 — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 14:23:06 +0000

I suppose now you have had time to guess, I'll give credit where credit is due: The Devil Went Down to Georgia (Charlie Daniels Band- Greatest Hits) Suicide Solution (Ozzy Osbourne-Blizzard of Ozz) Miracle Man (Ozzy Osbourne-The Ozzman Cometh Greatest hits) Jamie's Cryin' (Van Halen- Van Halen) That was fun! Might have more later....

By: MagicalPat

MagicalPat — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 13:28:28 +0000

jrlingreenbay-

Thanks.

By: Schweggie

Schweggie — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:47:40 +0000

Needs more cowbell. But it’s a keeper!

By: jrlingreenbay

jrlingreenbay — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:33:55 +0000

Magical Pat -

“Hsu-per California Donors Extradition Opus”

THAT is creativity…. Love it!

By: CommentGuy

CommentGuy — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 06:29:31 +0000

In the press conference today the guys investigating Hsu said the Clinton campaign was cooperating with the investigation.

Ok now the biggy

What did Hillary know and when did she know it?

Also they said the investigation was open last year and the earliest thing I can find in the press is the emails this June from Jack Cassidy questioning Hsu.

So just what was the trigger that put them on the trail?

By: ThackerAgency

ThackerAgency — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:10:30 +0000

hahaha, beautiful and awesome! This is what makes your site so unique. I skipped over this before.

It makes no sense why the media is so silent on this. If it were a Republican (or Larry Craig) they’d be on it 24/7. Thank God for the Conservative Ted Turner (of Turner Network Television) Michelle Malkin.

Really this is how Turner made his money. . . when cable was fledgling, he made a news channel, movie channel, weather channel, sports channel, etc etc BECAUSE IT WAS CHEAP. People thought he was CRAZY. You can do it too Malkster. Heck what am I saying. . . you ARE doing it.

Thanks for the laugh.

By: Bear Creek Ledger

Bear Creek Ledger — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:46:44 +0000

Hey hey Runaround Hsu…

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By: arkansasmike

arkansasmike — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 00:53:13 +0000

Nice lyrics, everyone!
I especially like that “Hsuicide Solution”

By: heroyalwhyness

heroyalwhyness — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 00:30:19 +0000

That was great, you guys (figuratively speaking) have all the fun . . .rock on! LOL

By: TheCityTroll

TheCityTroll — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 00:20:43 +0000

The Songs are great but the un-told story is a search of campaign records shows that there are 3 individuals named Hsu that have all given millions to the Dems over the past couple of years.

By: Boomer

Boomer — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 23:38:54 +0000

Didn’t realize we had some many talented song writers in this group. Too bad I can’t carry a tune with a forklift.

By: MagicalPat

MagicalPat — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 23:19:45 +0000

This is sung to the tune of Super-Cali-Fragi-Listic-Expi_Ali-Docious:

Chorus

Hsu-per California Donors Extradition Opus
Every check that bore his name, it should have been suspicious
His businesses and domiciles it turns out were fictitious
Hsu-per California Donors Extradition Opus

First Verse

Norman Hsu had a technique, For fund-raising flimflam
From Istanbul to Mozambique, It kept him on the lam
He gathered filthy lucre in amounts you’d call absurd
And laundered it to liberals from Clinton to Bob Byrd

Repeat Chorus

Second Verse

He’d channel some cash through his friends, and bundle up the rest
Supporting only Democrats became his whole life’s quest
The Chi-Coms and George Soros funneled millions carelessly
Hsu’d ask them who to give it to and both said Hillary!

Repeat Chorus

Third Verse

Even though it’s not legal, there’s no need for dismay
He gave it all to Blue Staters, there won’t be hell to pay
Cause if you look at Democrats, the whole party is rife
With people, if Republican, who’d probably serve life.

Chorus

By: Brian72

Brian72 — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 22:33:45 +0000

Hsu saw the look in her eyes
N’ Hsu knew better
She wanted Hsu’s bundles tonight
And it was now or never
Hsu made her feel so sad

Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’ Now Norman wouldn’t say all right
Hsu knew she’d forget him
N’ so they said ah-good night
Oh, and now Hsu’s gone forever

Hsu wants to send her a letter, uh yeah yeah
Uh, just to try to make himself feel better
It said “Gimme (Gimme a call sometime)”
But Hsu knows what that’ll get her

Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’

Now Norman’s been in trouble before (Ahh-ahh)
And he knows what bundles are for (Ahh-ahh)
It should mean a little, a little more (Ahh-ahh)
Than one night stands. Woo!

(Guitar Solo)

He wants to send her a letter, uh yeah yeah
Just to try to make himself feel better
It said “Gimme (Gimme a call sometime)”
But he knows what that’ll get her Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’

Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’