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1. #1
   On September 20th, 2007 at 4:01 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

   Love it, Michelle -

   Saddened my original submitted lyrics weren’t used, though….

   Still love ya!

2. #2
   On September 20th, 2007 at 4:01 pm, jeffshultz said:

   Brian… don’t quit your day job.

3. #3
   On September 20th, 2007 at 4:01 pm, ajmontana said:

   lol.

4. #4
   On September 20th, 2007 at 4:04 pm, ajmontana said:

   I wanna work with you guy’s, need a west coast office?

5. #5
   On September 20th, 2007 at 4:26 pm, ajmontana said:

   Take this wreath and shove it, to the tune of take this job and shove it could work but he doesnt deserve a parody, he deserves an IED up his …..

6. #6
   On September 20th, 2007 at 4:42 pm, Brian72 said:

   Norman Hsu
   Norman Hsu

   Norman Hsu, baby I love you
   Norman Hsu

7. #7
   On September 20th, 2007 at 4:43 pm, Brian72 said:

   I like the way way you walk
   I like the way you talk

   Norman Hsu

8. #8
   On September 20th, 2007 at 4:54 pm, coffee260 said:

   I don’t know if it’s his sad puppy eyes or the fact that he’s a Clinton poodle but I’m starting to feel sorry for the fella.

9. #9
   On September 20th, 2007 at 4:59 pm, Brian72 said:

   “The Devil Went Down To California”

   The devil went down to California . He was lookin’ for a million to steal. He was in a bind ’cause
   he was way behind, and he was willin’ to make a deal, when he came across this young man
   sawin’ on a laptop and typin’ it hot. And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
   “Boy, let me tell you what.

   I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a Hillraiser, too. And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll
   make a bet with you. Now, you pay pretty good bundle, boy, but give the devil his due. I’ll bet
   a donkey of gold against your soul, ’cause I think I’m better than you.” The boy said, “My
   name’s Norman, and it might be a sin. But I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret, ’cause I’m
   the best that’s ever been.”

   Norman, rosin up your fingers and play your laptop hard, ’cause hell’s broke loose in California and
   the devil deals the cards. And if you win you get this shiny donkey made of gold. But if you lose,
   the Hillary gets your soul.

   The devil opened up his case and he said, “I’ll start this show.” And fire flew from his fingertips
   as he rosined up his Iphone. And he pulled the fingers across the keys and it made an evil hiss.
   Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded somethin’ like this:

   When the devil finished, Norman said, “Well, you’re pretty good, old son, but sit down in that
   chair right there and let me show you how it’s done.

   Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run. The devil’s in the House of the Rising Sun. Hillary in the
   bread pan pickin’ out dough. Lanny, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

   The devil bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat. And he laid that golden donkey
   on the ground at Norman’s feet. Norman said, “Devil, just come on back if you ever want to try
   again. ‘Cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I’m the best that’s ever been.”

10. #10
    On September 20th, 2007 at 5:18 pm, Brian72 said:

    September 20, 2007
    TiVo Alert: HRC Does FNS

    Almost exactly one year after her husband and FNC’s Chris Wallace mixed it up on Fox News Sunday, Hillary Clinton will appear 9/23 on Wallace’s show. HRC’s doing other Sunday talk-shows as well.

    Posted at 02:44 PM

    From the HotAir headlines…..

11. #11
    On September 20th, 2007 at 5:45 pm, jferg49 said:

    hey how about:
    “A Boy Named Hsu”
    Well Daddy Dragon left when I was three
    He didn’t leave much to mama and MEI
    Just some chop sticks and a pile of cash
    Now I don’t blame him when run and hid
    but the meanest thing that he ever did
    was before he left he name me HSU…

12. #12
    On September 20th, 2007 at 5:57 pm, zorro said:

    Bravo! Bravo! Soon, there will be enough material from the Ventilators to put out a “greatest hits” DVD.

    As for Hillary and Mr. Hsu, Hillary should resign today and withdrawal from the presidential campaign. Seems these hateful democraps are always accusing others of doing what they, themselves, are doing. In my view, she’s just another OJ.

13. #13
    On September 20th, 2007 at 5:57 pm, Brian72 said:

    Wine is fine
    But whiskey’s quicker
    Hsuicide is slow with liquor
    Take a bottle drain your sorrows
    Then it floods away tommorow
    Await tommorow

    Evil thoughts and evil doings
    Cold, alone you lie in ruins
    Thought you’d escape the reaper
    You can’t escape the bundle keeper

    ‘Cause you feel life’s unreal
    And you’re living a lie
    Such a shame who’s to blame
    And you’re wondering why
    You feel pain on the train
    Is there life after this berth
    What you saw can mean Hill on this earth
    Hill on this earth

    Now you live inside a bottle
    The train’s traveling at full throttle
    She’s catching you but you don’t see
    The Hillraiser is you and the Hillraiser is me

    Breaking laws,
    Knocking doors
    But there’s no one at home

14. #14
    On September 20th, 2007 at 6:12 pm, Brian72 said:

    I’m looking for a Bundler Man
    That tells me no lies,
    I’m looking for a Bundler Man
    Who’s not in disguise

    I don’t know where he’ll come from
    And I don’t know where he’s been,
    But it’s not our Norman Hsu
    Because he’s so obscene

    Bundler Man got busted,
    Bundler Man got busted

    Today I saw a Bundler Man,
    On TV cryin’
    Such a hypocritical man,
    Born again,
    Dyin’

    He don’t know where he’s goin’
    But we sure know where he’s been,
    It was our little Norman Hsu on the screen

    Bundler Man got busted,
    Bundler Man got busted

15. #15
    On September 20th, 2007 at 6:19 pm, Brian72 said:

    Hsu’s not in disguise

    How did I miss that one?

16. #16
    On September 20th, 2007 at 6:33 pm, Brian72 said:

    Hsu saw the look in her eyes
    N’ Hsu knew better
    She wanted Hsu’s bundles tonight
    And it was now or never
    Hsu made her feel so sad

    Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
    Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’ Now Norman wouldn’t say all right
    Hsu knew she’d forget him
    N’ so they said ah-good night
    Oh, and now Hsu’s gone forever

    Hsu wants to send her a letter, uh yeah yeah
    Uh, just to try to make himself feel better
    It said “Gimme (Gimme a call sometime)”
    But Hsu knows what that’ll get her

    Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
    Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’

    Now Norman’s been in trouble before (Ahh-ahh)
    And he knows what bundles are for (Ahh-ahh)
    It should mean a little, a little more (Ahh-ahh)
    Than one night stands. Woo!

    (Guitar Solo)

    He wants to send her a letter, uh yeah yeah
    Just to try to make himself feel better
    It said “Gimme (Gimme a call sometime)”
    But he knows what that’ll get her Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’

    Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
    Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
    Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’
    Oh, whoa, whoa, Norman’s cryin’

17. #17
    On September 20th, 2007 at 7:19 pm, MagicalPat said:

    This is sung to the tune of Super-Cali-Fragi-Listic-Expi_Ali-Docious:

    Chorus

    Hsu-per California Donors Extradition Opus
    Every check that bore his name, it should have been suspicious
    His businesses and domiciles it turns out were fictitious
    Hsu-per California Donors Extradition Opus

    First Verse

    Norman Hsu had a technique, For fund-raising flimflam
    From Istanbul to Mozambique, It kept him on the lam
    He gathered filthy lucre in amounts you’d call absurd
    And laundered it to liberals from Clinton to Bob Byrd

    Repeat Chorus

    Second Verse

    He’d channel some cash through his friends, and bundle up the rest
    Supporting only Democrats became his whole life’s quest
    The Chi-Coms and George Soros funneled millions carelessly
    Hsu’d ask them who to give it to and both said Hillary!

    Repeat Chorus

    Third Verse

    Even though it’s not legal, there’s no need for dismay
    He gave it all to Blue Staters, there won’t be hell to pay
    Cause if you look at Democrats, the whole party is rife
    With people, if Republican, who’d probably serve life.

    Chorus

18. #18
    On September 20th, 2007 at 7:38 pm, Boomer said:

    Didn’t realize we had some many talented song writers in this group. Too bad I can’t carry a tune with a forklift.

19. #19
    On September 20th, 2007 at 8:20 pm, TheCityTroll said:

    The Songs are great but the un-told story is a search of campaign records shows that there are 3 individuals named Hsu that have all given millions to the Dems over the past couple of years.

20. #20
    On September 20th, 2007 at 8:30 pm, heroyalwhyness said:

    That was great, you guys (figuratively speaking) have all the fun . . .rock on! LOL

21. #21
    On September 20th, 2007 at 8:53 pm, arkansasmike said:

    Nice lyrics, everyone!
    I especially like that “Hsuicide Solution”

22. #22
    On September 20th, 2007 at 11:10 pm, ThackerAgency said:

    hahaha, beautiful and awesome! This is what makes your site so unique. I skipped over this before.

    It makes no sense why the media is so silent on this. If it were a Republican (or Larry Craig) they’d be on it 24/7. Thank God for the Conservative Ted Turner (of Turner Network Television) Michelle Malkin.

    Really this is how Turner made his money. . . when cable was fledgling, he made a news channel, movie channel, weather channel, sports channel, etc etc BECAUSE IT WAS CHEAP. People thought he was CRAZY. You can do it too Malkster. Heck what am I saying. . . you ARE doing it.

    Thanks for the laugh.

23. #23
    On September 21st, 2007 at 2:29 am, CommentGuy said:

    In the press conference today the guys investigating Hsu said the Clinton campaign was cooperating with the investigation.

    Ok now the biggy

    What did Hillary know and when did she know it?

    Also they said the investigation was open last year and the earliest thing I can find in the press is the emails this June from Jack Cassidy questioning Hsu.

    So just what was the trigger that put them on the trail?

24. #24
    On September 21st, 2007 at 8:33 am, jrlingreenbay said:

    Magical Pat -

    “Hsu-per California Donors Extradition Opus”

    THAT is creativity…. Love it!

25. #25
    On September 21st, 2007 at 8:47 am, Schweggie said:

    Needs more cowbell. But it’s a keeper!

26. #26
    On September 21st, 2007 at 9:28 am, MagicalPat said:

    jrlingreenbay-

    Thanks.

27. #27
    On September 21st, 2007 at 10:23 am, Brian72 said:

    I suppose now you have had time to guess, I’ll give credit where credit is due:

    The Devil Went Down to Georgia (Charlie Daniels Band- Greatest Hits)

    Suicide Solution (Ozzy Osbourne-Blizzard of Ozz)

    Miracle Man (Ozzy Osbourne-The Ozzman Cometh Greatest hits)

    Jamie’s Cryin’ (Van Halen- Van Halen)

    That was fun! Might have more later….

28. #28
    On September 21st, 2007 at 1:10 pm, Schweggie said:

    Most recent pic of ol Hsu

    Poor fraudster’s seen better days!