Thug Love
Hugo and A-jad got the anti-American hots for each otha.
Thug love: Not allowed in Iran, but apparently okay in Venezuela.
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“Kiss me, you oppressive socialist! Kiss me now!”
DJ: Hugo!
H: Dinner Jacket! How goes the oppression?
DJ: Well! And yours?
So AJ; Still no Homos from your country?
HC: “Are you ready for tonight, my ill-fitted friend?”
MA: “Remember what we talked about. We gots ta keep this on the down-low…”
From the “King and I”
“Shall We Dance”
gayle #5 - kudos!
My thoughts:
“In Iran, the man leads…”
“You’re feeling good, you great hunk of beef!” to Thugo.
Correction; Porkchop
Hi Barney!
Hi Fred!
Let’s Bamm Bamm
easy throwin around the aj’s there gayle. lol
Yeah, too much caffeine this morning PLUS fumes from spray paint! LOL!
“This time, I will be the pitcher and you will be the catcher”.
“a-jad, dont forget to thank Kevin Spacey, Sean Penn and Danny Glover, they taught us well to play the media”
“Oh yes Hugo, Silly Americans still think they were here to make movies”
“Youse all muscularly….oh….aw….”
effiminate tone added
“This is what we call the vertical bop”
My God, man! You faced down the Devils of America!
A-jad) I’ll sell you my sister for $5.00
Hugo) Make it $2.50
A-jad) Deal
Senor Tojo meets Mini-Hitler.
“No Hugo, I like the extra fat. There’s just more of you to love.”
Welcome Makhmoud. Cindy’s in the kitchen making sandwiches.
“Hugo hold me for we must not speak of the love that must not be named.”
Tell me A-scab, where did you hide all the homosexuals?
I did not hide them huge-butt, they all went to the Folsom street fair.
What a pathetic sight…two minature wannabe dictators embracing.
“Mein fuhrer!”
“Il Duce!”
You look a lot taller and more evil on TV!
AM: I can’t wait for you to see my new French Maid costume!
HC: Oh yes! Let us sneak off to the Folsom Street Fair. Nobody is watching…
oops. AM = MA. whatever.
“I got pre-empted by OJ coverage… again! Can you believe it Hugo?!”
Is Hugo wearing a Members Only jacket too? Must be the latest in dictator-chic…
My jihad is bigger than your junta.
“AJ my friend, you had me at *Nukes*”!
MAHMOUD: “Hugo, I know I said there were no homosexuals in Iran, but I never said anything about Venezuela. Now give me a big sloppy kiss you big beautiful dictator”
HUGO: “Hay no problema, Mahmoud, you know what they say, what happens in Caracas, stays in Caracas. I was thinking we could play a game of ‘Veil-less Harlot and the Religious Policeman’ tonight…”
LMAO!!!! Y’all are too funny!
“Come to Poppa and give me a Big Teddy Bear Thug!”
Michelle,
Do we win a prize for the best title?
Thinkin’ about what the prize could be.
Ummmm……how about a live on the air debate with Geraldo regarding illegals?
“I can’t quit you skipper”
Don’t forget to bring a rain jacket…I hear he is a “spitter”.
Two of the smelliest dictators on the planet.
AM: “Chav, your stance is very wide.”
“When I gaze, deep into those dark brown eyes, why…you’re almost as handsome as me you li’l devil. Now gimme kiss“
MA … did you like my rant at the UN?
HC … yes … but you still smell like sulphur …
With the tune of Muscrat Love in the background “A-Jad my friend, I have some young boys for us to torture . . .then some lunch.”
roflshismp - #38 Lindsay, omg, having hard time getting back to work
I vote
LOL!
We’re so bad.
AJ: Do not be jealous of the guy to my left. He is my nephew…
“Hugo, i think this is the start of a beautiful dictatorship”.
“Hugo, I’ll give you ten thousand drakma for the dancing woman!”
“Let nobody come between our Iranian-Venezuelan sandwich!”
I’m awful.
ewwwweeeeeiiiii. ‘dats gross!
I know.. It’s Friday, I’m tired, and I just had a donut.
I’m surprised Cindy Sheehan isn’t in the middle of those two
………oh god what did i just say
In looking back at all the comments here, it appears we’re all pretty much on the same page.
(AP wire): Today Mahmoud Ahmadinejad went around for a last vist with old friends as it is widely expected that Israel is going to blow this ‘tard to hell.
I guess we will know the truth if Cindy surfaces in Venezuela …
HC: “You should have heard Kevin Spacey, ‘Citgo, citgo, citgo, citgo, citgo, citgo…’ - a three hour ‘meeting’ my murderous friend.”
My place or yours?
Whew! Ahmaweasel, That was a close one, I thought for sure the academia was going to ask you about the jaywalkers.
Please for the love of sam stop calling him AJ!!!
“MA, perhaps I should grow a beard like you.”
“Hugo, facial hair is a pre-requisite for an effective dictatorship”.
“Jack Sprat could eat no fat; his wife could eat no lean.”
“Nut Bags Unite”
“Jugo, you have better skin than Kevin Spacey.”
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum dance to their own nuclear music.
No soup for you!
“Oh let’s conquer the world and call it peace and justice.”
“Don’t worry Mahmoud. Rusty and HuggyBear will tell their fellow Americans not to be offended.”
LOL - Love it.
“Wait til we are dancing with Hill and Bill again.”
“Wonder Twin powers, activate! - In form of Ugly Mini-Men”. Poof!
LOL.
(ok, I usually don’t laugh at my own jokes…but I’m with Gayle,,,too much caffeine)
Hugo, My plane needs new wheels.
“Fast forward: January 2009- “World Leaders” react to Hillary Clinton’s inauguration as America’s new President.”
bite you’re tongue bear. ew factor off charts.
“Mahmoud, I think bringing the swastika back to use on our party favors was a fabuloso idea.”
OT-
Did anyone happen to listen to Rush today? Slama lama ding dong on the shillary. I was lovin it.
The world welcomes the 2 newest Pokemon action figures.
OT- Rush has been on it lately.
Guy in background,
I now pronounce you Husband and Wife.
LMAO!!!
aj- humor me a sec: 1) don’t get the soup reference…. 2) and which of my pearls grossed you out?
offlist is cool 
feebiebabe- “i choose you!”
soup nazi from seinfeld episode bear.
#71 bear lol
ahhkay- was unavailable during the entire seinfeld era
it was overrated bear but ok.
“Besame! Besame Mucho!”
“Will you grant OJ asylum or should I?”
“Hugo- There is something I need to share with you. I’m not wearing any chonees.”
“Hugo- how do u feel about cats?”
Guy in background,
Hey! save some love for me.
“Mahmoud- how do you spell “Spicoli”?
Also in the background-
a cheap tin horn section blaring away Tijuana Brass cover tunes…..
Ah Hugo, you were right,I saw lots of big American Booooobieeeesss.
“just a coupla greasy guys out for a good time.”
I hear ya, AJ. You don’t want that connection!!
“Mahmoud- you know I love you. But your Pomeranian just crossed the line.”
Faux News:
“Recent picture of pint sized dictators, prompts dialog between Penn and Spacey about the best fit for their remake of Fantasy Island and the role of Tattoo.”
Developing….
“WE ARE TWO WILD AND CRAAAAAAAAAAZYYYY GUYS”!
“Aminthemoodforjihad when I’m with” serenades Hugo to his new found boy toy.
- as Charlie Chaplin’s Persian love child looked on…..
…Hey! easy for you to say to 2 sweeenging Slovak BrOHthers…..” (all they need are the hats)
OT: weather in the Bay Area- cloudy and cool…..MORE COFEEEEEE
feeb #99 lmao oldie but goodie! love it.
“Don’t Miss the Season Premiere of 24!” ( I wish! )
Tonight we eat drink and watch broke back mountain!!!
How about we are two wild and crazy guys in search of a good time with a little Jihad on the side.
(in Bill Murray “S pahn Yol): “Quinn S mooey macho- Yoyd Bridges o ‘Hoogo Chawbez”?
“Yo Mama Lambadas, Mahmoud!”
ajmontana and bear1909 you guys are on a roll I and can’t even attempt to keep up.
OT- omg, we are over 109 posts on this thread. we must not care about the monks. /sarc
I’ve come to say goodbye my as* is grass.
Boomer- I’ll send you their coordinates so you can call in an airstrike.
“Want to see my hidden….
oh never mind.
We care bear (no pun) , but we are helpless and its friday fun. tgif
boomer can we write love notes on the bombs?
I would have been banned if I had completed that one
I know you care, Halo Man.
Next we will hear that Kim Jong Il is on the way to Venezuela to join his friends MA and HC …
Story has it that with all their new HollyWeird contacts they have decided to do a bunch of movies together and are wanting to revive the 3 stooges …
“You had me at ‘no gays in Iran’”
three stooges dannny, kevin and sean?
bingo! …
the fuzzy bearded former camel jockey sizes up a future love muffin while a past lover tries to hide his jealousy.
of course Kim Jong Il is on his way!…who do you think their gimp is?
the camel jockey was heard to say … did you want that camel with one hump or two? …
DesertLover,
Good to have you back, we thought you got lost or drank to much bear mush.
nope aj … still kicking … lol
Sniff, they wouldnt let me go to ground zero, now our terrorists will have to rot in hell without a wreath. sniff.
This pic just makes me want to form a conga line right here in my living room with my cats and our tortoise named Jeeto.
Basta Baby!
“Which one of us gets to put the fish in our pants?”
“A time to kill, a time to heal.”
“Did you get a snack on the plane?”
“When I told you to go to Columbia I didn’t mean the University…”
“You have oil, I have oil. You have no gays, I get visits from Kevin Spacey. Which one of us is truly the richer mi amigo?”
Hugo)When I look into your eyes I get all misty.
A-jad) Watch it fat boy, we hang people like you.
OK, one more, I can’t resist….
MA: “This one time, at Jihad Camp….”
HUGO: “You put the Nuke WHERE!?”
Hugo) I glad to see they cut the straps off of your jacket.
“Faux News Alert”
Ahmahomo seen with man in background later that day assuring him Hugo means nothing to him.
Ahmahomo Photo
Hugo) Why is your freak-boy on my right looking at my like a porkchop?
There once was a man from Iran,
Whose world domination plan,
Had needs from the get go,
That gasoline from Citgo,
Be shipped all the way to Tehran.
So he went to see his friend Hugo,
To arrange some fuel for his Yugo,
In no time they had a deal,
That included Kim Jong Il,
Who chimed in “I go where you go.”
Nukes for food, oil for nukes,
A Devil’s pact amongst these kooks,
Dictator? Tyrant? What’s in a name,
Despot or Ruler it’s all the same,
They’re all a bunch of useless pukes.
A-jad) They liked me. They really, really liked me!
OT-
soap you’re here , did you get the boxer email Baloney?
Yep - Thanks. I am looking for Bills reply. Burried in a thousand emails. I will find it and compare.
I bet it close or exactly the same.
Hugo) About those 72 virgins…
“ah, we dont have that phenomenon here”
OMSB … Bulletin … the virgins were getting too much notoriety so they are now controlled by CapitalOne’s advertising group … they are still trying to decide the rules in all that fine print to earn even the first virgin …
/sarc off
lol, soap.
Virgins!? Virgins?! We dont have no stinking Virgins!
Holy carp DL that would be a great commercial!!!! lmao!
Hugo) You think they believed your speach?
A-jad) Not everyone, just the liberals.
Hugo) How do we get them elected?
aj … kind of a striking visual … huh? …
still laughing.
Hugo) Okay, I get 72 virgins in heaven. What happens on day 73?
HC: Do you know what the Mexican fire chief called his twin boys?
MA: I do not know… What?
HC: Hose A and Hose B
MA: They are not gay are they?
HC: They could be if you would like.
MA: Because, we don’t have any gays and we would just love to have a Folsom street fair in downtown Tehran. Just like good old SF.
HC: Hose A and Hose B are now gay, because I am El Presidente and if Isay they are gay they are gay.
A-jad) That is why you get an endless supply of booze too.
“MA, you soy tu papa!”
This is the very reason I waited until the end of the day. I can do this all day and never tire of it!!!
correction,
Yo soy tu papa!
“pppssttt, Hugo, got cowbell?”.
“Hugo, tell me, have you ever seen a grown man naked?”
ajmontana and bear1909 just caught some time to work and lurk. Our weapons folks still like to include a message when loading ordinance to be used on specific targets (GIs know how to really liven up a party with a JDAM). If only we could get the green light from the CINC to make the hit. It be a good start to thin the planet of despotic dictators with many more to go.
MA and HC fall down … go “BOOM” …
“I’m Kaiser Sozay”
feebie- you have etched an image so clearly in my brain that i am rolling around the floor trying to pry it off of me as though it were a metal strap around my skull.
- or something like that.
talk about impact.
feebiebabe thanks for the laugh it is a great line one of my favorite movies. You just have to laugh at most things in the movie Airplane.
Hugo do like movies with gladiators in it?
lol, bear has a feebie geebie.
“What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”
“But I didn;t get to go to NeverLand or that peanut farm in Georgia”
“It’s not easy for grown men to talk about….back hair.”
“I remember my first time with the, how you say, jock strap, Hugo. I put it on backwards too.”
“A-jad. You little devil. I wear a thong too.”
Image: Bear1909 passing around the stomach distress bags.
you owe me a keyboard bear.
back in a bit….conference call…y’all behave
Ummm.,,this sounds like a weight management problem????
Hugo
**Of all the oppressed countries in all the continents in all the world, he walks into mine.
“You rook Maaaaaverlous…simply maaarrverlous”.
Feeb, I doubt that, the bear mush he drinks can eat through steel fat doesnt have a chance.
A-jad) Hugo, tell me, are your toilets point towards mecca?
Would they shoot us in Iran for doing this?
aj … they’d probably cut your hands off so you couldn’t type any more …
ouch.
sorry … but that is the twisted logic behind much of their appproach to punishment for what they deem a crime … put out eyes, cut off body parts, etc.
Hugo) You can lay your wreath at my brown zero
Hugo “asphinctersayswhat?”
MA: “What?”
HAHAHA
LOL babe!
HUH?
At there sleepover do they both sleep with one eye open? Sheehan is on the loose ya know. Be afraid be vewy afraid.
Good weekend all.
Peace, out.
Soap
Enjoy soaper.
Have a great weekend folks!
Soap! i just got back and yer outta here.
feebs- i have a WAIT management problem
Now HUGeO- that Chavez has a weight management prob for sure- i think he might stroke out to be honest.
bear … that’s why Hugo is against ethanol from corn … that will take away too much corn for his tortillas …
Gotta give in order to get, eh DL?
You like the Eagles?
I put my money on the Packers.
niners
seahawks , lol feebs we face off this weekend.
well, hopefuly for the niners sake…Alex Smith gets lost in the parking lot.
dont be puttin any feebie geebie’s on my team!!!
Observation: Madmood always wears that stupid tan jacket. Hugo always wears that stupid red shirt. All they need is a mystery machine, and they could fit with the Scooby-doo gang. They never change their clothes either. Scooby Doobie Doo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feebie- i love the niners and the raiders….to the Bay Be True!
CHA_CHING!!!! and bear1909 wins for the 200th post of the day….tell him what he won Bob!
Jose- u got that right. my son is the ultimate scoobie doo fan….lol…i can’t believed i missed that one!
bear gets a scooby snack.
this thread has officially gone to the dawgs….
woof.
Well right after the picture above was taken the more formal dog greeting was done. sniff sniff.
YARP!
Mahmy A-jad to Chavez :
Mugabe And Ahmadinejad have also been getting cozy.