It’ll have to be after the proctologist removes her head from her
ass

After much study and many meetings, the proctologists involved have decided it will be more cost effective and less invasive to permanently install a “glass navel” thus allowing Ms. Rhodes the ability to see where she is going, eliminating further falling down drunk episodes.

Try “Dur America”…

I used to tell friends when there were doing something I considered foolish and posibly injury-inducing “If you hurt yourself, I’m going to laugh at you. I’ll call 911, but I’ll be laughing while I do it. Just letting you know…”

Sounds like her oral surgeon still has some work to do. Wonder when he’s going to get around to extracting her foot from her mouth?

It’ll have to be after the proctologist removes her head from her ass, and that might be awhile. With so many libs crawling out of the wordwork, those guys are pretty busy these days.

In addition to no reported witnesses in a very crowded neighborhood, I know of no female friends who frequent sports bars alone on NFL Sunday, even in Manhattan (it’s embarrassing for a female to frequent a male-dominated establishment alone.) Does Miss Rhodes buck this trend by getting sloshed alone in sports bars? If not, why can’t she (a national radio personality) corroborate her story with ANYONE she was with that night?

These uber-hyped, Liberal accusations – that slink away with little to no credibility and/or follow through (Duke Lacrosse, The New Republic, George Washington University, misquotes attributed to Conservative pundits, Columbia U. nooses, Randi “I was mugged” Rhodes, etc.) are getting really tiring.

Michelle was right. She should have just kept her mouth shut. However, when have you ever known one of them to do that?

She claims to be drinking at a pub and goes outside for a smoke. Now, not being from NY, I can only use the pubs here in Northern Calif. for referrence, and i can tell you that when there is a game on, there are usually more than one person outside grabbing a smoke. Not only that, but you can see that there is more than one person outside when you go to smoke. She claims to have fallen by some unknown force…maybe gravity was particularly strong there that day, but yet where are any witnesses? I would think that this is a pub she has frequented more than once, and thus, knowing the Liberal mind, people there obviously knew who and what she was, therefore they would have noticed her falling when it happened, and if not, then at least when she walked through the place bleeding profusely from the mouth and various other places. i would also imagine she would have asked someone for some ice or milk to put said broken teeth into. As for hwo far away from her home it was, she would have to either drive her own car (drunk) or take a cab to her house if it is beyond walking distance. this means she is either guilty of drunk driving or there is a cabbie who had a woman with a busted up face, in a great deal of pain, bleeding profusely from the mouth and various other places that would have information on this. Otherwise she walked, with a busted up face, bleeding profusely from the mouth etc., for whatever distance to her house. this would have been seen by various people as well, and yet no one offered to help her? I know it is NY and all, but to hear her talk, you owuld think someone would have done SOMETHING from the minute she fell until she got home.

Where are these people? Where are any witnesses to any part of this event? Why has the media not looked into this, visiting the pub, asking around etc.? She claims the Poperazzi was accosting her and her doormen…wouldn’t the doormen have seen something of her walking into the door with a busted face, broken teeth and bleeding profusely? And again, no Paramedics at the sscean of this event or at any time even though she is claiming to have such traumatic injuries. Wouldn’t someone in the bar have called 911 at some point after seeing how badly hurt she was?

The more I think about this and the more I try to piece it all together based on what she has said, the more I want to call “Shenannigans” on the whole thing. I smell a rat. An awfully big and smelly rat. She is lying about this somehow and I think the Press has a responsibility to find out. Her lies are also why she is claiming to be done with this and does not want to talk about it anymore. She tried something, it backfired and now she is wanting to get out of it. There is much more here to find out.

Oh, how I long for the day when liberals stop labeling bars as “Irish-bars,” or “boobie-bars,” “biker-bars” and just call them BARS.