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Your Black Muslim Bakery still full of surprises

By See-Dubya  •  October 19, 2007 12:30 PM

You remember the Your Black Muslim Bakery case, right? Torture, kidnapping, intimidation, murdering journalists–all the smears that Bay Area lefties love to throw at America, and all of them going on in Oakland in an institution subsidized by the city and endorsed by Bay Area lefty politicians.

Well, they’re still making headlines. A fifth YBMB associate has been charged in the kidnapping and torture of a woman and her daughter, allegedly so she would reveal the location of a drug dealer’s stash of cash. Meanwhile the handyman who is charged with murdering journalist Chauncey Bailey has pleaded not guilty, and may be trying to shift the blame to Bakery higher-ups.

A couple of days ago, an AK-47 rifle tied to two more murders turned up in a search related to the woman’s kidnapping and torture.

The AK-47 connection to the two homicides added a new urgency to their efforts - they said they feared bakery members were trying to “cleanse” the area around their San Pablo Avenue headquarters of undesirables.

“Cleansing” “undesirables”? There’s yet another profoundly illiberal sentiment from within this fever-dream of identity politics.

Well, unless you consider eugenicist Margaret Sanger a liberal.

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P.S. Speaking of “cleansing”, YBMB wasn’t just your ordinary bakery/violent criminal enterprise. They also offer Colon Therapy:

Give yourself the gift of letting go and experience a whole new level of well being. Colon Therapy is a profound healing experience that facilitates cleansing, detoxification and release of stores up toxins within the entire physical, mental and emotional bodies. There is nothing like the feeling of lightness of body and clarity of mind experienced after a colonic.

UPDATE: I wonder if they give gift certificates? Someone I know has a birthday tomorrow…

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  1. #1
    On October 19th, 2007 at 12:37 pm, cpodug said:

    The phrase “Ethnic Cleansing” comes to mind, but we know the Black Muslims wouldn’t do that, now, don’t we?

  2. #2
    On October 19th, 2007 at 12:38 pm, Pulchritudinous Patriot said:

    They also offer Colon Therapy

    Ewwwwww.

  3. #3
    On October 19th, 2007 at 12:38 pm, walterc said:

    Given the people in charge of the place, what do they consider (other than law enforcement personnel) an undesireable?

    This just makes my head hurt.

  4. #4
    On October 19th, 2007 at 12:43 pm, Augustine said:

    Just exactly when do RICO Laws kick in?

  5. #5
    On October 19th, 2007 at 12:43 pm, StrangeLove said:

    …reveal the location of a drug dealer’s stash of cash

    All the cool guys are keeping cash in their freezer.

    And if you google it, the AMA recommends you only have one AK-47 high colonic per year.

  6. #6
    On October 19th, 2007 at 12:47 pm, Uncle Monkey said:

    Murder, torture, kidnapping, extortion, high colonics and bran muffins.

    Great.

  7. #7
    On October 19th, 2007 at 12:53 pm, swj719AWG said:

    They also offer Colon Therapy:

    Oh hell no…

  8. #8
    On October 19th, 2007 at 12:55 pm, jferg49 said:

    Here it goes again..the white man holding down the black muslim store owner from making a living! Can’t a brother do a little “bidness” without the government butting in? I’m smelling racism! When a dude can’t kidnap and torture his woman and her child, what’s the world coming to?…if a hardworking black muslim can’t run a bakery with a little side business of dope..it’s just anti-american….how can he run his life without those bigoted law enforcement nazis always pestering him….come on…give a brother a break…

  9. #9
    On October 19th, 2007 at 12:55 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    One stop shopping!

  10. #10
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:00 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    What do black people typically say when they don’t want white people to get involved?

    a) it’s cultural
    b) it’s Bush’s fault
    c) it’s a black thang you wouldn’t undersand
    d) all of the above.

  11. #11
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:03 pm, Just A Grunt said:

    I think it is a good thing then that the military has decided to quit using Oakland as stopping point for their flights coming from Iraq and Afghanistan. The last thing those folks would need to see is armed Muslims walking the streets of a town in America.

  12. #12
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:04 pm, granite said:

    Gee, I wonder…does this place sell “Colon Blow” cereal?

    (Refer to the Saturday Night Live commercial parody of about 30 years ago.)

  13. #13
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:05 pm, ctisa said:

    I thought they were a religion of peace?

  14. #14
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:07 pm, W_over_w said:

    They offer colon therapy!?!?!?
    Is that kosher?

  15. #15
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:08 pm, Leatherneck said:

    I heard the janitor quit.

  16. #16
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:11 pm, swj719AWG said:

    Considering what he’d be cleaning, I don’t blame him…

  17. #17
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:17 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    #15, funny stuff.

    I’ll never think of Dunkin’Donuts the same way again…

  18. #18
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:19 pm, Jim M. said:

    They also offer Colon Therapy

    With an AK 47. I wonder if the SCHIP program covers that????

  19. #19
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:20 pm, swj719AWG said:

    30 pcs of silver said:

    I’ll never think of Dunkin’Donuts the same way again…

    Eww. Just eww.

  20. #20
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:21 pm, TMoney said:

    I suppose a well-greased AK-47 could clean a feller out that’s been eating a lot of pork. That seems to be their method of cleansing.

    I want to assume this place has been closed down and is now wrapped in yellow tape.

  21. #21
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:24 pm, See-Dubya said:

    It’s actually a pretty good business plan: their bakery was shut down by the health department after Bailey’s murder, so the food was probably caused all sorts of digestive disorders.

    Which they can cure with a colonic!

    I’m going to be saying “Give Yourself The Gift Of Letting Go” for a long time to come.

  22. #22
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:25 pm, High Desert Wanderer said:

    One stop shopping!

    Some things aren’t meant to go together. I’ll have to quote swj719AWG.

    “Eww. Just eww.”

  23. #23
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:28 pm, See-Dubya said:

    I wonder what happened if you went into this place and asked for a bagel.

  24. #24
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:31 pm, swj719AWG said:

    See-Dubya said:
    I wonder what happened if you went into this place and asked for a bagel.

    The first person to make a crack about getting it with shmear is getting punched, I hope you all know that…

    :)

  25. #25
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:34 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Do you want the half spread?

  26. #26
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:35 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    So when the term “buns” comes up in court, we have to be more specific?!

  27. #27
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:35 pm, ajmontana said:

    Dont buy the Dip.

  28. #28
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:37 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    They also offer Colon Therapy:

    If you think for one second that the Bay Area lefty politicians are gonna distance themselves from this (let along condemn them) you are full of something and need a good cleansing!

    You would sooner get dimocraps to condemn Stark for his comments.

  29. #29
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:39 pm, Insomniac said:

    Whatever you do, don’t order the soup.

  30. #30
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:40 pm, Larry L. Sharp said:

    What kind of kook would walk into a terrorist organization and drop their pants and let the terrorists get behind them? I have heard of jihadi blow up moms, jihadi blow up dads, jihadi blow up children, but the jihadi colon cleanse is just too horrifying to imagine. What a pain in the butt.

  31. #31
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:45 pm, Pulchritudinous Patriot said:

    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:35 pm, ajmontana said:
    Dont buy the Dip.

    Or the hummus, for that matter.

  32. #32
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:48 pm, rightside said:

    See-Dubya, it’s pleaded, not pled! aarggh!

    Happy Birthday Michelle! 37 years young, and you still look mahvelous!

  33. #33
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:50 pm, MarkAB said:

    I’m sorry I hadn’t eaten lunch yet….

    I can’t believe they lead with this.

    “Give yourself the gift of letting go”

    Who the hell writes their ad copy?

    Happy Birthday tomorrow Ms. Malkin.

  34. #34
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:51 pm, ajmontana said:

    Alert!!!!
    Dont order the Birthday Cake from this Bakery!!!

  35. #35
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:51 pm, See-Dubya said:

    Fixed. he pled, he has pleaded.

    EX: my pants pled, my pants is pleaded.

  36. #36
    On October 19th, 2007 at 1:57 pm, cpodug said:

    EX: my pants pled, my pants is pleaded.

    Just plead innocent

  37. #37
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:01 pm, ajmontana said:

    Fixed. he pled, he has pleaded.

    Tomato / Tamato
    Stark / A$$hole
    Really, what’s the difference?

  38. #38
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:03 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Happy Birthady Michelle!

    What do you get a gal that has everything? I mean, when you have a Wii and a spit sheild you are pretty well there. A gift certificate for Colon Therapy?

  39. #39
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:05 pm, swj719AWG said:

    Happy birthday Michelle!!!

  40. #40
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:06 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Happy B-Day, Michelle!

  41. #41
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:06 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Take tomorrow off - with pay! ;)

  42. #42
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:12 pm, feebiebabe said:

    Happy b day MM!!!

  43. #43
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:14 pm, shooter said:

    “Cleansing” “undesirables”?

    And AK-47’s…hmmm. Nice black moslems, just hangin’ with the religion of pieces folk.
    .
    .
    .
    Happy Birthday Boss….yours is a couple days ahead of mine, yet you look better. (oh I’m from a different decade, the one previous).
    .
    .
    As for the Colon ‘works’, I’ll save the excrement for their baked goods… which I’m sure they’ve already thought of.
    YBMBColonheads.

  44. #44
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:14 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Santa Barbera. Montecito, home to, among others, Oprah. Of empowering women in media (Google Rachel Ray). You don’t suppose? I mean, it’s too much to hope for - and Oprah’s an Obama Dem…but you heard the wild guess here first. Wouldn’t a syndicated Michelle Malkin show play well? Dunno, it’s a wild guess, don’t spread rumors. But hey, it beats falling down drunk while “walking the dog.”

    OK, no more unfounded speculation, back to reality.

  45. #45
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:18 pm, twoninerkilo said:

    I’m not going to touch this with a ten foot pole! Happy B’day MM.

  46. #46
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:20 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    back to reality

    It’s Friday. You are kidding right?

  47. #47
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:20 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    I’m not going to touch this with a ten foot pole!

    Funny - that’s what the guy said when I went in for my colonic!

  48. #48
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:23 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    And please, don’t let Katie Couric broadcast her colon cleansing!!

  49. #49
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:24 pm, ajmontana said:

    How come Michelle having a Birthday makes me feel older? :(

  50. #50
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:26 pm, swj719AWG said:

    ajmontana said:
    How come Michelle having a Birthday makes me feel older?

    That would be because you’re old… ;)

  51. #51
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:27 pm, cpodug said:

    #48

    Probably because you are - but she’s still young enough to be my youngest daughter, if I had any daughters, that is. Happy Birthday to the Voice of Reason!

  52. #52
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:33 pm, ajmontana said:

    Soap, be nice it’s friday and I’m still under the weather. :(

  53. #53
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:34 pm, Al in St. Lou said:

    Happy Birthday, MM.

  54. #54
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:34 pm, ajmontana said:

    opps, swj

  55. #55
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:39 pm, bear1909 said:

    If they be fulla chit, then you must acquit!

    :lol: Hi everybody! What’d I miss?

  56. #56
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:40 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:
  57. #57
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:43 pm, swj719AWG said:

    Nice? What is this “nice” you speak of?

    I’m a conservbitarian. I’m evil, remember?

  58. #58
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:44 pm, ajmontana said:

    Hey bear, welcome home ….
    you missed alot.

  59. #59
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:45 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Bear! Welcome back.

  60. #60
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:46 pm, bear1909 said:

    I see the Move America Forward kicked some Code Pink bootay :lol:

  61. #61
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:47 pm, ajmontana said:

    Their still scrubbing the pavement to get the Pink Stain off da road.

  62. #62
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:47 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:43 pm, swj719AWG said:
    Nice? What is this “nice” you speak of?

    I’m a conservbitarian. I’m evil, remember?

    So, now we know who pushed down Randi Rhodes!

  63. #63
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:48 pm, bear1909 said:

    And I see an interfaith commish is calling for the closing of a madrassa in Alexandria Virginia! yahoo!

    Back on topic: this BMB thing is going to go very slowly….Ron Dellums is threatening to resign and a whole buncha nonsense going on. Plus, Barbara Lee is taking heat for Pete Stark’s meltdown over Iraq.

  64. #64
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:48 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    We all know it had nothing to do with her getting sh!tfaced…ha!!

  65. #65
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:50 pm, bear1909 said:

    Randi “Road Kill” Rhodes….falls down and breaks her face? :lol:

    I wonder if she’s using prescribed cannabis for use on her dog walks.

    And then there is Hillary’s bloggergate and emerging China”Ghost”town scandals…

    What’s not to love?

  66. #66
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:52 pm, bear1909 said:

    Colonics….all the way around….on the house! :lol:

    They are magical. But in a bakery? :lol:

    “Heppe buht-dee to you….” Not exactly a gift that keeps on givin. 8)

  67. #67
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:53 pm, swj719AWG said:

    Randi “Road Kill” Rhodes….falls down and breaks her face?

    We’re not sure it isn’t an improvement…

  68. #68
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:54 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:52 pm, bear1909 said:
    Colonics….all the way around….on the house!

    There is a gift I am gonna recycle!

  69. #69
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:57 pm, Etan said:

    Let’s petition East Bay politicos to tag Black Muslim Bakers as “undesirables” that should be “cleansed” themselves.

    Oh, and happy bday MM;) (just had one Mon)

  70. #70
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:57 pm, bear1909 said:

    Soapie! Hows things? 8)

  71. #71
    On October 19th, 2007 at 2:58 pm, bear1909 said:

    Etan-

    That entire side of the block should be declared blighted and cleaned out.

    Sometimes eminent domain is as right as the rain.

    8)

  72. #72
    On October 19th, 2007 at 3:00 pm, Augustine said:

    The conversation on this thread is in the toilet. hehehe…I can’t use those emoticons on my work computer.

    Welcome back bear!

  73. #73
    On October 19th, 2007 at 3:01 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Bear,

    Just causing problems in the “B is for Birth Control” thread! Otherwise - vertical and breathing!

  74. #74
    On October 19th, 2007 at 3:02 pm, bear1909 said:

    Thanks, Augustine.

    You are my favorite saint by the way. 8) A lil Catholic reference there.

  75. #75
    On October 19th, 2007 at 3:03 pm, bear1909 said:

    Birth control…hmmm….when people ask me how many kids I have I say I can count em but still haven’t figured out what caused em yet. :lol:

  76. #76
    On October 19th, 2007 at 3:08 pm, Augustine said:

    Bear,. Back at ya. Oh, BTW the stork brings ‘em from the little bunny patch…honest!

  77. #77
    On October 19th, 2007 at 3:15 pm, ajmontana said:

    ot-
    bear, where did you plug in you’re blender?

  78. #78
    On October 19th, 2007 at 3:17 pm, bear1909 said:

    (Image: Bear1909 eyeing the bunny’s patch)

    And you told me you was a pirate! :lol:

  79. #79
    On October 19th, 2007 at 3:19 pm, bear1909 said:

    Aj-

    I took a week off from the ol regimen…back to it manana. But all is well 8)

  80. #80
    On October 19th, 2007 at 3:21 pm, Augustine said:

    HAHAHAHAHA. ROFALOL!

  81. #81
    On October 19th, 2007 at 3:25 pm, bear1909 said:

    :lol:

  82. #82
    On October 19th, 2007 at 3:46 pm, RetFireman said:

    YBMB used to have a kiosk in the Oakland Airport. I would take my daughter through there to fly to visit her mother, see it and it was always staffed by a woman in a scarf, looking like a whipped puppy. Head was down, never making eye contact. The only people I ever saw going there to buy anything were white, middle-class looking hippies with sandals and their kids, and all of them with kids would then give them a lecture on why it was so important to buy things from this stand, so as to show harmony with the Muslims and show that they were not racist at all. Yes, I would say the hypocrisy failed them.

    I wonder if the kiosk is still there?

  83. #83
    On October 19th, 2007 at 4:00 pm, feebiebabe said:

    welcome back bear. U gotta Friday song for us to get stuck in my head again!

  84. #84
    On October 19th, 2007 at 4:11 pm, Phiber0p said:

    Happy Birthday Michelle! Mine is today, but I was a 71 baby. =)

  85. #85
    On October 19th, 2007 at 4:15 pm, bear1909 said:

    Well hey there, Feebareena! 8)

    Stones on Friday….“Can’t ya hear me knockin?!?!??! throw me down the keys!!!!”

  86. #86
    On October 19th, 2007 at 4:17 pm, ajmontana said:

    Happy B-day phiberop. :)

  87. #87
    On October 19th, 2007 at 4:25 pm, Etan said:

    bear1909–Not a huge fan of eminent domain, but appreciate your general thoughts…wouldn’t it be nice if they could all just disappear?

  88. #88
    On October 19th, 2007 at 4:28 pm, bear1909 said:

    Eminent domain has its place. The developers abuse of it (ala Pelosi and company) is a total downer. Agreed. 8)

  89. #89
    On October 19th, 2007 at 4:31 pm, blues said:

    Happy Birthday ,Michelle.I’ll have to drink a shot in celebration tonight.
    Did you guys read the fine print–$55.00 a crack(sorry couldn’t help myself),and you need 30 sessions.

  90. #90
    On October 19th, 2007 at 4:36 pm, feebiebabe said:

    Help me baby, aint no strangah!!!! (one of my favorites…on my ipod “running” mix!!!)

  91. #91
    On October 19th, 2007 at 4:41 pm, Leatherneck said:

    Store clerk, to store clerk: Shhhh, dude have you noticed the Muslim bakery folks buying up all the toilet paper? Yea, but don’t tell anyone I bought a 24 pack just in case it means something. OK.

  92. #92
    On October 19th, 2007 at 4:43 pm, bear1909 said:

    Image: Bear1909 doin a back handed flip onto the dj mixer.

    Stevie Ray Vaughan’s “Wall of Denial”

    “We all have our demons, from the garden of white lies. Dress them, amuse them, pull the wool over our eyes!”

    Reminds me of Congress!!!!

    BMB…use to have really good catfish sammiches…before the delta got hopelessly sewaged.

  93. #93
    On October 19th, 2007 at 4:44 pm, bear1909 said:

    OT: Feebz- what else you got on there?

    Black Muslim Bakery crowd has a jewelry store up on Telegraph Avenue. It’s open still. Intermittently

  94. #94
    On October 19th, 2007 at 4:45 pm, bear1909 said:

    Leatherneck- Afraid of starting a movement, are they?

  95. #95
    On October 19th, 2007 at 4:48 pm, ajmontana said:

    OT-
    Recipe for catfish..
    Nail Catfish to board,
    Throw board in blazing campfire,
    remove from fire,
    remove Catfish from board,
    eat board.

    This is usually the recipe for carp but I just had to it’s friday and I’m on meds. 8)

  96. #96
    On October 19th, 2007 at 4:56 pm, almeehan said:

    Happy Birthday Michelle. You look younger all the time!

  97. #97
    On October 19th, 2007 at 5:02 pm, bear1909 said:

    Michelle:

    The Planet was graced the day you were born.

    Happy Birthday to you. And a happy anniversary to your Mom and Grammas too! 8)

    With a grateful heart-

    Bear1909

  98. #98
    On October 19th, 2007 at 5:03 pm, bear1909 said:

    OMG! Does this mean that you are ALMOST a Scorpio?!?!?!?!?!?!

    Bear1909 is 52 on November 12th :lol:

  99. #99
    On October 19th, 2007 at 5:04 pm, bear1909 said:

    Image: Bear1909 shivering at the idea of aj on meds. :)

  100. #100
    On October 19th, 2007 at 5:05 pm, feebiebabe said:

    OT @bear; Allman Bros, black crows, Jim croce, beatles, Doobies, the who, ray withers, U2, etc. your usual (random) suspects.

    AJ - ur a goofball. what the heck does your M.D. have you on.

    On topic - there are quite a few of these BMB around. Everytime I walk by the one near 17th & webster/franklin…they are hanging outside of the bakery. sketchy to say the least.

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