Your Black Muslim Bakery still full of surprises
You remember the Your Black Muslim Bakery case, right? Torture, kidnapping, intimidation, murdering journalists–all the smears that Bay Area lefties love to throw at America, and all of them going on in Oakland in an institution subsidized by the city and endorsed by Bay Area lefty politicians.
Well, they’re still making headlines. A fifth YBMB associate has been charged in the kidnapping and torture of a woman and her daughter, allegedly so she would reveal the location of a drug dealer’s stash of cash. Meanwhile the handyman who is charged with murdering journalist Chauncey Bailey has pleaded not guilty, and may be trying to shift the blame to Bakery higher-ups.
A couple of days ago, an AK-47 rifle tied to two more murders turned up in a search related to the woman’s kidnapping and torture.
The AK-47 connection to the two homicides added a new urgency to their efforts - they said they feared bakery members were trying to “cleanse” the area around their San Pablo Avenue headquarters of undesirables.
“Cleansing” “undesirables”? There’s yet another profoundly illiberal sentiment from within this fever-dream of identity politics.
Well, unless you consider eugenicist Margaret Sanger a liberal.
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P.S. Speaking of “cleansing”, YBMB wasn’t just your ordinary bakery/violent criminal enterprise. They also offer Colon Therapy:
Give yourself the gift of letting go and experience a whole new level of well being. Colon Therapy is a profound healing experience that facilitates cleansing, detoxification and release of stores up toxins within the entire physical, mental and emotional bodies. There is nothing like the feeling of lightness of body and clarity of mind experienced after a colonic.
UPDATE: I wonder if they give gift certificates? Someone I know has a birthday tomorrow…
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The phrase “Ethnic Cleansing” comes to mind, but we know the Black Muslims wouldn’t do that, now, don’t we?
Ewwwwww.
Given the people in charge of the place, what do they consider (other than law enforcement personnel) an undesireable?
This just makes my head hurt.
Just exactly when do RICO Laws kick in?
All the cool guys are keeping cash in their freezer.
And if you google it, the AMA recommends you only have one AK-47 high colonic per year.
Murder, torture, kidnapping, extortion, high colonics and bran muffins.
Great.
Oh hell no…
Here it goes again..the white man holding down the black muslim store owner from making a living! Can’t a brother do a little “bidness” without the government butting in? I’m smelling racism! When a dude can’t kidnap and torture his woman and her child, what’s the world coming to?…if a hardworking black muslim can’t run a bakery with a little side business of dope..it’s just anti-american….how can he run his life without those bigoted law enforcement nazis always pestering him….come on…give a brother a break…
One stop shopping!
What do black people typically say when they don’t want white people to get involved?
a) it’s cultural
b) it’s Bush’s fault
c) it’s a black thang you wouldn’t undersand
d) all of the above.
I think it is a good thing then that the military has decided to quit using Oakland as stopping point for their flights coming from Iraq and Afghanistan. The last thing those folks would need to see is armed Muslims walking the streets of a town in America.
Gee, I wonder…does this place sell “Colon Blow” cereal?
(Refer to the Saturday Night Live commercial parody of about 30 years ago.)
I thought they were a religion of peace?
They offer colon therapy!?!?!?
Is that kosher?
I heard the janitor quit.
Considering what he’d be cleaning, I don’t blame him…
#15, funny stuff.
I’ll never think of Dunkin’Donuts the same way again…
With an AK 47. I wonder if the SCHIP program covers that????
Eww. Just eww.
I suppose a well-greased AK-47 could clean a feller out that’s been eating a lot of pork. That seems to be their method of cleansing.
I want to assume this place has been closed down and is now wrapped in yellow tape.
It’s actually a pretty good business plan: their bakery was shut down by the health department after Bailey’s murder, so the food was probably caused all sorts of digestive disorders.
Which they can cure with a colonic!
I’m going to be saying “Give Yourself The Gift Of Letting Go” for a long time to come.
Some things aren’t meant to go together. I’ll have to quote swj719AWG.
“Eww. Just eww.”
I wonder what happened if you went into this place and asked for a bagel.
The first person to make a crack about getting it with shmear is getting punched, I hope you all know that…
Do you want the half spread?
So when the term “buns” comes up in court, we have to be more specific?!
Dont buy the Dip.
If you think for one second that the Bay Area lefty politicians are gonna distance themselves from this (let along condemn them) you are full of something and need a good cleansing!
You would sooner get dimocraps to condemn Stark for his comments.
Whatever you do, don’t order the soup.
What kind of kook would walk into a terrorist organization and drop their pants and let the terrorists get behind them? I have heard of jihadi blow up moms, jihadi blow up dads, jihadi blow up children, but the jihadi colon cleanse is just too horrifying to imagine. What a pain in the butt.
Or the hummus, for that matter.
See-Dubya, it’s pleaded, not pled! aarggh!
Happy Birthday Michelle! 37 years young, and you still look mahvelous!
I’m sorry I hadn’t eaten lunch yet….
I can’t believe they lead with this.
Who the hell writes their ad copy?
Happy Birthday tomorrow Ms. Malkin.
Alert!!!!
Dont order the Birthday Cake from this Bakery!!!
Fixed. he pled, he has pleaded.
EX: my pants pled, my pants is pleaded.
Just plead innocent
Tomato / Tamato
Stark / A$$hole
Really, what’s the difference?
Happy Birthady Michelle!
What do you get a gal that has everything? I mean, when you have a Wii and a spit sheild you are pretty well there. A gift certificate for Colon Therapy?
Happy birthday Michelle!!!
Happy B-Day, Michelle!
Take tomorrow off - with pay!
Happy b day MM!!!
And AK-47’s…hmmm. Nice black moslems, just hangin’ with the religion of pieces folk.
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Happy Birthday Boss….yours is a couple days ahead of mine, yet you look better. (oh I’m from a different decade, the one previous).
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As for the Colon ‘works’, I’ll save the excrement for their baked goods… which I’m sure they’ve already thought of.
YBMBColonheads.
Santa Barbera. Montecito, home to, among others, Oprah. Of empowering women in media (Google Rachel Ray). You don’t suppose? I mean, it’s too much to hope for - and Oprah’s an Obama Dem…but you heard the wild guess here first. Wouldn’t a syndicated Michelle Malkin show play well? Dunno, it’s a wild guess, don’t spread rumors. But hey, it beats falling down drunk while “walking the dog.”
OK, no more unfounded speculation, back to reality.
I’m not going to touch this with a ten foot pole! Happy B’day MM.
It’s Friday. You are kidding right?
Funny - that’s what the guy said when I went in for my colonic!
And please, don’t let Katie Couric broadcast her colon cleansing!!
How come Michelle having a Birthday makes me feel older?
That would be because you’re old…
#48
Probably because you are - but she’s still young enough to be my youngest daughter, if I had any daughters, that is. Happy Birthday to the Voice of Reason!
Soap, be nice it’s friday and I’m still under the weather.
Happy Birthday, MM.
opps, swj
If they be fulla chit, then you must acquit!
Just thought you’d like to know that…
http://www.military.com/features/0,15240,152757,00.html?ESRC=marine.nl
Nice? What is this “nice” you speak of?
I’m a conservbitarian. I’m evil, remember?
Hey bear, welcome home ….
you missed alot.
Bear! Welcome back.
I see the Move America Forward kicked some Code Pink bootay
Their still scrubbing the pavement to get the Pink Stain off da road.
So, now we know who pushed down Randi Rhodes!
And I see an interfaith commish is calling for the closing of a madrassa in Alexandria Virginia! yahoo!
Back on topic: this BMB thing is going to go very slowly….Ron Dellums is threatening to resign and a whole buncha nonsense going on. Plus, Barbara Lee is taking heat for Pete Stark’s meltdown over Iraq.
We all know it had nothing to do with her getting sh!tfaced…ha!!
Randi “Road Kill” Rhodes….falls down and breaks her face?
I wonder if she’s using prescribed cannabis for use on her dog walks.
And then there is Hillary’s bloggergate and emerging China”Ghost”town scandals…
What’s not to love?
Colonics….all the way around….on the house!
They are magical. But in a bakery?
“Heppe buht-dee to you….” Not exactly a gift that keeps on givin.
We’re not sure it isn’t an improvement…
There is a gift I am gonna recycle!
Let’s petition East Bay politicos to tag Black Muslim Bakers as “undesirables” that should be “cleansed” themselves.
Oh, and happy bday MM;) (just had one Mon)
Soapie! Hows things?
Etan-
That entire side of the block should be declared blighted and cleaned out.
Sometimes eminent domain is as right as the rain.
The conversation on this thread is in the toilet. hehehe…I can’t use those emoticons on my work computer.
Welcome back bear!
Bear,
Just causing problems in the “B is for Birth Control” thread! Otherwise - vertical and breathing!
Thanks, Augustine.
You are my favorite saint by the way.
A lil Catholic reference there.
Birth control…hmmm….when people ask me how many kids I have I say I can count em but still haven’t figured out what caused em yet.
Bear,. Back at ya. Oh, BTW the stork brings ‘em from the little bunny patch…honest!
ot-
bear, where did you plug in you’re blender?
(Image: Bear1909 eyeing the bunny’s patch)
And you told me you was a pirate!
Aj-
I took a week off from the ol regimen…back to it manana. But all is well
HAHAHAHAHA. ROFALOL!
YBMB used to have a kiosk in the Oakland Airport. I would take my daughter through there to fly to visit her mother, see it and it was always staffed by a woman in a scarf, looking like a whipped puppy. Head was down, never making eye contact. The only people I ever saw going there to buy anything were white, middle-class looking hippies with sandals and their kids, and all of them with kids would then give them a lecture on why it was so important to buy things from this stand, so as to show harmony with the Muslims and show that they were not racist at all. Yes, I would say the hypocrisy failed them.
I wonder if the kiosk is still there?
welcome back bear. U gotta Friday song for us to get stuck in my head again!
Happy Birthday Michelle! Mine is today, but I was a 71 baby. =)
Well hey there, Feebareena!
Stones on Friday….“Can’t ya hear me knockin?!?!??! throw me down the keys!!!!”
Happy B-day phiberop.
bear1909–Not a huge fan of eminent domain, but appreciate your general thoughts…wouldn’t it be nice if they could all just disappear?
Eminent domain has its place. The developers abuse of it (ala Pelosi and company) is a total downer. Agreed.
Happy Birthday ,Michelle.I’ll have to drink a shot in celebration tonight.
Did you guys read the fine print–$55.00 a crack(sorry couldn’t help myself),and you need 30 sessions.
Help me baby, aint no strangah!!!! (one of my favorites…on my ipod “running” mix!!!)
Store clerk, to store clerk: Shhhh, dude have you noticed the Muslim bakery folks buying up all the toilet paper? Yea, but don’t tell anyone I bought a 24 pack just in case it means something. OK.
Image: Bear1909 doin a back handed flip onto the dj mixer.
Stevie Ray Vaughan’s “Wall of Denial”
“We all have our demons, from the garden of white lies. Dress them, amuse them, pull the wool over our eyes!”
Reminds me of Congress!!!!
BMB…use to have really good catfish sammiches…before the delta got hopelessly sewaged.
OT: Feebz- what else you got on there?
Black Muslim Bakery crowd has a jewelry store up on Telegraph Avenue. It’s open still. Intermittently
Leatherneck- Afraid of starting a movement, are they?
OT-
Recipe for catfish..
Nail Catfish to board,
Throw board in blazing campfire,
remove from fire,
remove Catfish from board,
eat board.
This is usually the recipe for carp but I just had to it’s friday and I’m on meds.
Happy Birthday Michelle. You look younger all the time!
Michelle:
The Planet was graced the day you were born.
Happy Birthday to you. And a happy anniversary to your Mom and Grammas too!
With a grateful heart-
Bear1909
OMG! Does this mean that you are ALMOST a Scorpio?!?!?!?!?!?!
Bear1909 is 52 on November 12th
Image: Bear1909 shivering at the idea of aj on meds.
OT @bear; Allman Bros, black crows, Jim croce, beatles, Doobies, the who, ray withers, U2, etc. your usual (random) suspects.
AJ - ur a goofball. what the heck does your M.D. have you on.
On topic - there are quite a few of these BMB around. Everytime I walk by the one near 17th & webster/franklin…they are hanging outside of the bakery. sketchy to say the least.