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Olbermann: MaglaGONG, MaglaGONG, MaglaGONG, nyah, nyah, nyah

By Michelle Malkin  •  October 25, 2007 11:59 AM

My maiden name is Maglalang.

The diversity-embracing nutroots just LOVE my last name.

They love to mock it, misspell it, and use it as some sort of debate-ending trump card.

B-b-b-b-but her name is “MAGLALANG!”

I thought this line of attack had played out. But nutroots-panderer and Johnny-come-lately Keith Olbermann, parroting Media Matters, has picked up the meme.

He can barely contain his glee at referring to me as “Michelle MaglaGONG Malkin.” That is his answer to my column arguing that Hillary ought to pay closer attention to limited English-proficient donors in Chinatown forking out big bucks on dishwashers’ salaries.

MaglaGONG, MaglaGONG, MaglaGONG, nyah, nyah, nyah:

Words fail.

***

Partial transcript:

Olbermann: Our winner, Michelle Malkin, self-destructing before our eyes. Questioning the propriety of donations to Senator Clinton’s campaign, writing they were from quote “dishwashers, cooks and other suspect Hillary campaign contributors in Chinatown, Flushing, The Bronx and Brooklyn who were limited-income, limited-English-proficient and smellier than stinky tofu.” Incredibly, she was not yet done: “If it’s ‘ethnic profiling’ to be extra-careful of Chinatown donors who can’t speak English…then “ethnic profiling” should be the standard procedure of every campaign.”

Olbermann: Oy. Michelle Malkin’s maiden name is MaglaGONG. She was born to Filipino parents in Philadelphia and what has evidently eluded her all these years is that she has been violently and viciously supporting a party which not only endorses ethnic profiling of people were born to Filipino parents in Philadelphia or Manila or Mars, but she has been supporting a party which includes most of the idiots in this country who would judge her entirely and exclusively on her appearance–Republicans–who would happily lump her in with the people in Chinatown, Flushing, the Bronx, and Brooklyn whom she has just so hatefully, moronically, ethnically slandered.

Olbermann: Michelle MaglaGONG Malkin, today’s worst person in the world.

Reminder from a close Olbermann watcher:

Olbermann’s been reprimanded by the ADL for his Nazi remarks, he’s compared Fox News to the Klan, he’s made “chicken and waffles” cracks about black athletes, and his staff once confused Opio Sokoni with Malik Shabazz when he was commenting on your segments with them. And I’m not even getting into all the anti-woman stuff for which he’s famous. This mispronunciation is part of a pattern. And since your maiden name is spelled correctly at Wikipedia and at NNDB, there’s really no excuse for getting it wrong. Maybe he mispronounced it on purpose.

MaglaGONG!!!!

***

Update Nov. 1: The MSNBC water-carriers over at TV Newser have linked this blog post, deriding it as a complaint about how my name was pronounced:

On her blog, author and conservative talking head Michelle Malkin corrects MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann, not over the content of his commentary, but over his pronunciation…of her maiden name.

Read the entire post here for yourselves and watch the clip. I hope you are not as dense as the TV Newser Olbermann sucker-upper. The point is that Olbermann had no substantive response to my column on Hillary’s Chinatown funny money other than to mock my name like the impotent boob he is. That was the content of his criticism. Pathetic.

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  1. #201
    On October 25th, 2007 at 6:23 pm, ajmontana said:

    laughing with you feebs… 8)

  2. #202
    On October 25th, 2007 at 6:24 pm, feebiebabe said:

    #200 - CANKLES….(kaaakkkk, kaaaakkkk)

  3. #203
    On October 25th, 2007 at 6:25 pm, nbarry said:

    Concerning Hillary’s, ahem, femininity, I still remember Jay Leno comparing her husband to Leonardo DiCaprio:

    “DiCaprio struck an iceberg; Clinton married an iceberg.”

  4. #204
    On October 25th, 2007 at 6:29 pm, swj719AWG said:

    I left it WIIIIDDDDEEE OPEN…

    Craig apparently does too…

    *hands feebs a celery stalk*

    There. That should help tide you over. Excuse me, I’m going to have some left-over pie now…

  5. #205
    On October 25th, 2007 at 6:32 pm, GaijinBob said:

    she has been supporting a party which includes most of the idiots in this country who would judge her entirely and exclusively on her appearance

    Damn, he’s on to us! I guess the dim-witted Michelle M . will now finally realize that in reality we all despise her. These liberals are so clever!

    Despise? Oh, I thought he meant we like her just because we think she’s cute.

  6. #206
    On October 25th, 2007 at 6:33 pm, feebiebabe said:

    *feebs, snapping celery in half, handing it back. opening a can of slim-fast and dousing both AJ and SWJ with the chalky foul tasting liquid….

    subsequently this gives feebs time to grab the pie, lumpia and Panda buffett…running out the door while stuffing her face as egg rolls escape her grip…..

    HAHHAHAHHA …take that sucka’s!

  7. #207
    On October 25th, 2007 at 6:33 pm, Cindy said:

    OPINION: Keith Olbermann IS a man of no talent, full of hate and has an agenda. He wins the Rosie the O’Donnell award.

  8. #208
    On October 25th, 2007 at 6:34 pm, ajmontana said:

    swj, if you catch one of them terrorists you’ll be good at the torture part.

  9. #209
    On October 25th, 2007 at 7:02 pm, RetFireman said:

    I’m sorry, but did I miss where you EVER denied your heritage? Did I miss where you EVER denied being Philipino? My wife is 25% Philipino and no one knows it unless it is mentioned, so I can see where that might happen to her, but I think the fact that they feel the need to continually point it out as if it was ever denied is just further proof of what a bunch of bigotted racists the Liberals truly are.

    Oh, and he has it wrong. All us Republicans only know her as one of the HOTTEST and most intelligent women out there in the political punditry today. I think they are just jealous because all they have to put up against you is O’Donnell, Estrich and other “womyn” who look as if they pissed off their fairy god-mothers while walking through the ugly and bitter forest.

  10. #210
    On October 25th, 2007 at 7:03 pm, rooinctown said:

    He wants to talk about Foxnews not getting the facts straight befor going a story. HA. He calls the terror plots alledged plots, the only thing alledged are his journalistic creditentials. Don’t worry Michelle he only talks about you to try to get half as popular as you are. P.S. Not working.

  11. #211
    On October 25th, 2007 at 7:15 pm, ajmontana said:

    Here’s the latest picture of Olberduffus.
    OBY THE CLOWN

  12. #212
    On October 25th, 2007 at 7:15 pm, bear1909 said:

    Hi Everyone!

    Had a rough day away from the ol computer. I saw this 210 post thread and thought I need to at least weigh in and tell this little ditty from the classic novel “Don Quixote”- my rendition of course!

    The brave knight and his lowly squire are embarking on their legendary quest. As they move through the village at the beginning of their journey, there is a commotion. Dogs bark and people stare.

    The squire grows nervous as they continue to move through town on their way out.

    “Don Quixote! The dogs are barking!” he cries to his leader.

    “Sancho!” the brave knight replies, “The dogs bark because we are on the move!”

    May God continue to bless our Favorite Fillipina, and keep her and her family safe, strong, and in the abundant side of Life.

    Bear1909 out.

  13. #213
    On October 25th, 2007 at 7:16 pm, swj719AWG said:

    aj…

    I would never totrure someone.

    Honest injun.

    And too bad about feebz, eh? Did you hear that she just put on 3 lbs?

  14. #214
    On October 25th, 2007 at 7:30 pm, PeterX said:

    I had NO idea that I “entirely and exclusively” judged people solely based on their skin color because I’m a Republican. Wow! What rock was I under? I had no idea I had to do that until Olbermann told me I should. And to think, after all those years growing up in Oakland, CA, with Black, Chinese, Japanese and Hispanic friends that I missed out on a golden opportunity to be a Grade A, bona fide racist. Jinkies! I’ve got a lot of catching up to do. Thanks for illuminating me Keith!

    /sarcasm tag off

  15. #215
    On October 25th, 2007 at 7:41 pm, John Ansell said:

    LMAO Retireed Fireman. Fairy god-mothers….too funny.

  16. #216
    On October 25th, 2007 at 7:43 pm, John Ansell said:

    Aj, those eyelids of OBey look like the golden arches of Mcd’s

  17. #217
    On October 25th, 2007 at 9:02 pm, nbarry said:

    Olbermann was not on tonight. He took a powder to Boston for chowder (and the World Series.)

  18. #218
    On October 25th, 2007 at 9:17 pm, ajmontana said:

    swj719AWG said:
    aj…

    I would never totrure someone.

    Honest injun.

    Sorry swj, me thinks I would under some certain circ’s.

  19. #219
    On October 25th, 2007 at 9:28 pm, swj719AWG said:

    sorry. Should have added a “/sarc”

    If it saves one American life, I’d torture the crap outta a guy.

    *note* not really, Army. Honest. I’d follow the rules.

  20. #220
    On October 25th, 2007 at 9:36 pm, Surveyor said:

    ajmontana said:
    swj719AWG said:
    aj…

    I would never totrure someone.

    Honest injun.
    Sorry swj, me thinks I would under some certain circ’s.

    Well…..lets put it this way….to save untold American lives….I could definately put a drill bit to someone and sleep at night. And if it were to save my own childrens lives…ohh man…a drill bit would be the least of their worries! I hope you don’t think less of me though :)

  21. #221
    On October 25th, 2007 at 9:57 pm, swj719AWG said:

    You know, at some point, I might want a Security Clearance, people…

    lol…

  22. #222
    On October 25th, 2007 at 10:01 pm, ajmontana said:

    If it saves one American life, I’d torture the crap outta a guy.

    ah Kemosabe, i kinda thought that.
    ok then I still pick you on my side. 8) lol

  23. #223
    On October 25th, 2007 at 10:02 pm, swj719AWG said:

    Dude… Feebz has lawnchairs and beer.

    And she’s a chick.

    I’m not sure what you can offer to get me back, man.

    Ah, I love being a captialist… God bless the Free Market. :)

  24. #224
    On October 25th, 2007 at 10:03 pm, ajmontana said:

    shes on the team too.

  25. #225
    On October 25th, 2007 at 10:04 pm, ajmontana said:

    and she has a pink ak-47 :lol:

  26. #226
    On October 25th, 2007 at 10:06 pm, swj719AWG said:

    Seriously?

    Damn my luck, she would have to be engaged…

  27. #227
    On October 25th, 2007 at 10:10 pm, ajmontana said:

    well she was prolly jokin but showed a pic of it the other day. i’ll look for it.

  28. #228
    On October 25th, 2007 at 10:16 pm, ajmontana said:

    i cant find her comment but google pink ak 47 and it shows one but hers had a crotched butt cover. lol

  29. #229
    On October 25th, 2007 at 10:38 pm, CapitalistPig said:

    Olbermann…what an asshat douche.

  30. #230
    On October 25th, 2007 at 10:42 pm, DaveC said:

    Hey you didn’t have to change your initials on the towels and luggage when you got married ..

    bad joke.. I know.. and my wife knows all too well..

  31. #231
    On October 25th, 2007 at 11:02 pm, feebiebabe said:

    ITs a hello kitty Assault Rifle, dudes.

    (Gee, don’t i sound like a real gem, beer, lawn chairs and pink assault rifle…I am sure mothers everwhere are clammoring for me to b their future daughter-in-law…for real! lol

  32. #232
    On October 25th, 2007 at 11:11 pm, swj719AWG said:

    My mother would definately approve…

    But only if you got her one.

  33. #233
    On October 25th, 2007 at 11:21 pm, ajmontana said:

    Image of frantic swj on e-bay buying two. 8)

  34. #234
    On October 25th, 2007 at 11:21 pm, feebiebabe said:

    oye vey

  35. #235
    On October 25th, 2007 at 11:30 pm, BobUSMC said:

    Honestly, Olberdork is a hypocritical racist prick!

  36. #236
    On October 25th, 2007 at 11:33 pm, feebiebabe said:

    Olber-dee, olber-dummmm he goes ooooonnn….oooo why the hell does he go on….

  37. #237
    On October 26th, 2007 at 12:29 am, Straight_Talk_Luigi said:

    So, THAT explains the MSNBC ratings. Wow. That dude on the video (sorry, I don’t know the name of people on newstations other than FOXNEWS) clearly did not know what he was talking about. Apparently, there are no liberal racists. That’s nice to know.

  38. #238
    On October 26th, 2007 at 1:45 am, puhiawa said:

    Michelle! I got it. After hours of cogitation. This jackass confused you with Evonne Goolagong!!!! One of the greatest tennis stories of all time. His feeble little liberal brain has space for only one attractive brown woman. And as a fired and disgraced sports reporter……..?

  39. #239
    On October 26th, 2007 at 2:37 am, hadsil said:

    Has anyone actually seen Olbermann and Rosie Odonnel together?

  40. #240
    On October 26th, 2007 at 7:40 am, SJBill said:

    So Olbermann is jumping on Michelle becuase her parents were legal Filipinos. There’s been no security problem I’ve ever been aware of concerning that group of people.

    Might Herr Olbermann care to disss-kusss hiss Uber-herrrritage? Can he or hiss family possssitifly deny any hissstorikal involfment with the National Socialist Moofement?

    Whadda-tard.

  41. #241
    On October 26th, 2007 at 12:19 pm, dmartin said:

    Olber-dong.

  42. #242
    On October 26th, 2007 at 1:11 pm, geb4000 said:

    If I was judging you solely by your appearance, I would think you were a hot babe.

    It’s hard to take his comments seriouly when he himself caters to the people that have no problem grouping you with comfort girls hanging around US military bases. Pot meet kettle.

  43. #243
    On October 26th, 2007 at 3:29 pm, swj719AWG said:

    Geb, I dunno about you, but I’d find Michelle a huge comfort.

    No, not for that reason.

    Buncha perverts…

  44. #244
    On October 26th, 2007 at 5:00 pm, RetFireman said:

    So let me get this straight:

    All of us EVIL REPUBLICANS are racist and jusdge people based on their skin color, and this is being said at the same time as the gentle, all loving, Rainbow Coalition card member is making fun of an ethnicity’s last name and where they are from.

    OK…what am I missing here?

  45. #245
    On October 27th, 2007 at 12:21 am, pdigaudio said:

    The Olbertard goes right up alongside of Rosie O’Donut and her Ching-Chong routine for this one.

    Another liberal racist. Gee, what a shock.

  46. #246
    On October 27th, 2007 at 2:45 am, Thunderbird 1 said:

    Olbydope has single-handedly ruined the great experience of watching Sunday Night Football for me. What do we need to do to organize a letter-writing campaign to bring smears like this to NBC execs’ attention to get him removed from that show? Rush makes a salient comment during Sunday Night Football and gets excoriated, then dropped, but Olby gets to rant like this and nothing happens??

  47. #247
    On October 29th, 2007 at 4:07 pm, right_on said:

    How can anyone watch, much less,listen to this wacko hate-monger? I lasted about 30 seconds before I hadto stop the video. Yikes! How can people like Oberhouser look at themselves in the mirror?

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