Halloweenblogging
I told Hot Air readers a while ago that I was going to be an iPhone for Halloween. Here it is…dedicated to dirt-sniffing Hot Air neocon and still iPhone-less Allahpundit, it’s the next best thing to the real thing for now:
My daughter liked my costume so much she shared it with me today. The lightning bolt is for the Harry Potter website. And there’s a special red flame for the guys at HA:
Happy Halloween!
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Melanie Morgan sends the best Hillary costume of the night from Move America Forward:
Sen. Chuck Hagel dressed up as Joe Biden. That’s scary…
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Happy Halloween to you and yours and everyone here as well!
Wow Michelle, no buttons to push!
What fun is that?
It looks like you had some good family fun! Thanks for sharing and May God Bless you and your family.
That is a neat costume! I bet it was the only one out there
Happy Hal Levine everybody!
eric
aka The Tygrrrr Express
Gee, Michelle, do you really have to rub his nose in it? He might be watching. Seems kind of insensitive to me.
Isn’t that a Jewish holiday? Oy!
It’s a joke.
Crowds tough today Michelle.
Meh, he’s a big boy, he can take it. Besides he’s got that brand spanking new nick name to keep him preoccupied for awhile.
Humor-impaired today, I think.
lol, that works.
Geez, guys! I’ve been playing along with the iPhone gag since day one. Pay attention, will ya?
Not even dark here yet.
well sorry blackbird so many comments , memory, not so much.
I’m blamin,
Post Academic Stress Disorder.
P.A.S.D.
Full dark, cold and windy here in Foxborough, Mass. With the occasional ghost or witch sighting.
Few kids this year. Looks like there will be plenty o’ Hershey Bars w/Almonds left for me!
My bad. Can’t keep track of you all.
Heh, poor Allah’s like Ralphie in Christmas Story.
“He’ll take his eye out with one of those”
Great flick. the lamp…..ahahhahahaha
Believe me that if you have been hanging around Hotair for the past few months Allah has been pestering everyone about the I Phone
Talk about a Ghost in the machine
Someone so needs to do a shop with Ralphie and an iPhone for Christmas.
Michelle: You’re not getting one of those iPhones Allah, you’ll get brain cancer!
or start seeing UFO’s
Bad Candy, Just saw your Bacon story, now thats Horror! loveeeee Bacon.
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BOO
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WHO?
Im disappointed Michelle no “Tinfoil” hat ?
7:12 pm here and only one, ONE kid so far at the door….I’m sad.
The neighbors ate them, your next… Run if you hear a chainsaw.
BZZzzzzzzzz…..pphhfff.
Actually, I’m a pretty sporadic commenter. Don’t buy him the iPhone. He needs to learn to save his allowance.
Is Biden dressed up as Neil Kinnock for Halloween?
Not yet, and then not much. WOrk in the AM…
ROFL
-the crazy guy at the corner table who only looks like he’s not paying attention
And all those who are paying the welfare kid tax tonight; consider yourselves lucky. Those of us in the nanny state of WisTaxSin have to suffer that on Sunday, though most of the burbs at least pulled back from the daylight-only afternoon doorstep robbery.
Michelle, keep at it, I think it’s funny! You can keep that iphone on a stick ahead of AP for another year, two tops, so get the most mileage you can!
I was gonna be the same this I was last year, but apparently there were complaints about “Guy Who Turns the Garden Hose On Kids”.
I’m about to start asking if they can prove they live within a certain distance of my house. The kids that get trucked in from the way other end of town start to get on my nerves, if only because they show zero respect for my - or my neighbor’s - property.
This year I’m dressed as “Guy to damn lazy to put a costume together”.
Next year I’ll be dressed as a US Army Soldier, complete with authentic M-16 and combat boots.
I knew Chuck Hagel had asperations to run for President as a Democrat !
Happy Halloween everyone … may all your ghosts and goblins fade away and may all your skeletons stay in the closet …
Happy Halloween everyone!!! MM as an I-phone is better than the real thing.lol I still say Allah should try to get Naomi Cambell to throw one at him!!!!!! It’s 1900 here, no four- year old pimps yet.
great costume! Have fun trick or treating. I’ve been looking forward to seeing your costume since you mentioned you were going to be the iphone.
I think you mean Boo-freaken-Hoo!!!
Quick Hal Levine update…
About a million people descend on West Hollywood every year on Hal Levine. Many of them are homosexual, and Double-M may want to cover her kids’ eyes when the news comes on tonight. The costumes are way over the top.
I will be dressed as “The Riddler,” and will be entering the madness in an hour or so.
For those who want to do an observatory study on Blue State voters, be at the corner of Santa Monica and Sunset tonight!
eric
Okay…I had two young girls dressed as hookers come to the door. This could only happen in Vegas!! No, O.J. Simpson yet…….
Eric…
I’ve been told that there’s a hotel that’s basicly a no-go zone. In fact, probation officers are telling their “wards” that if they even step foot in there, they are in trouble…
Such a peaceful group, those gay folks…
Any live street cams down there in Hollywood? or anywhere? ( ‘cept vegas, I know what it looks like).
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Kids must have gone to the malls this year.( depressing if your a little kid)
Slowest year ever this year, and last year was HUGE, I ran out of candy.
I’ll be gaining 10-12 lbs this week.
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BOO Frickin’ WHO?
Hey, door bell…. its the UFO’s from the Dem debate.
swj,
The hotel thing is not a myth.
I have nothing against gay people, but straight women hang around gay men, and me likey straight women.
So as long as no Senators from Idaho show up, the evening should be scandal free.
There will be live street cams, so I am not gonna do anything that will get me on you-tube.
Unless Shannon Doherty (the real one) shows up and starts ogling me…then all bets are off.
eric
Gay skeletons, DL? Hmmmm.
If I were into Halloweening I might have dressed up as the TV comedic great, Red Skeleton.
(Yes, I hate myself for that last pun)
“Goodnight and may God bless”
why would you don a costume that advertises a company that supports the gore/global warming fear baiting?
It was part of a family bet.
Did you lose?
Michelle, I fear that you may have left yourself open to a full-frontal Algore Assault. The global warming demigod and full-time Apple board member, would like nothing more than to blast you with a Copyright infringement suit, which, conveniently, would also hamper your quite skilled dismantling of his hubris-filled rantings.
Ah, I take it you lost the bet? Well, the costume looks great.
We had some kids; sat outside with our neighbors so any kid had one-stop treating.
had a good time at it, lot of candy left over.
Love the Costume Michelle! Happy Halloween, folks!!!!
Had 24 kids stop by tonight, which is much better than the 10 or so, the past couple of years. At least I won’t have to eat excess candy for the next couple of months. Had dental surgery done, so I didn’t need a mask. LOL. I was pleased with the costumes; all very nice. Hope you all had a great Halloween.
I redact my comments in # 45.
Back from the freak show, and the best costume was a guy dressed as a bathroom stall (a real stall, it was heavy) with “Larry Craig ‘08″ bumper stickers on it.
I took a pic with the guy, and we both had a wide stance.
That pic is so not going on the internet.
eric
Once again, no trick-or-treaters.
I wonder if it is my 1000 foot, unlighted, gravel driveway, with those shadowy pine trees on either side, as you go up the drive and then the hill.
Sometimes the coyotees howl and the wind makes a soft moan, evoking an earlier time of when this land was indian country. Bootleggers used to have summer/country homes out this way, and there was once a famous gunfight between the feds and a mobster (who didn’t survive) not too terribly far from here.
True, my driveway runs past a neighbor’s house. He has a big black dog that likes to bark when cars and people go by. He’s hard to see, but he stays on his side of the fence. I heard him earlier tonight.
Other times, as you walk up the drive, the snapping of twigs and branches as the deer move through the trees along the driveway can sometimes startle, but even with a bright half moon like tonight, which barely pierces the gloom of the heavy second-growth woods, the source of the snapping twigs remains invisible.
Hah. But I know it’s just the deer.
Or I think I do. It’s been many decades since a wild bear has been seen on my property, though they are making a comback in parts of southern Wisconsin. They’re protected animals, of course. A puma got lose from an animal preserve a year or so back and wandered across my property. But he stayed well away from the house.
And anyhow, the noise is simply too loud to be a racoon or a skunk. And the characteristic “whump, whump” sound of the wild turkeys’ wings is missing. So, it’s got to be a deer.
It’s got to be a dear.
But for some reason, the kids just don’t come to the door….
I guess I just don’t understand Halloween.
Now that sounds like my kind of Halloween stop, georgej. Get a couple of friends together for mutual support and head up the drive.
I just don’t understand: how can you go out partying and enjoying yourself while Allahpundit (pbuh) still doesn’t have an i-Phone? Heartless.
I just bought an AT&T 8525 smart phone, but if I’d known that the iPhone comes with Michelle built-in….
[kicks self]
Will this feature still be available in two years?
Awesome costume! Wish I’d thought of that.
Michelle,
Great costume. Just as a hot washup from trick-or-treating in my neighborhood, there were zero pimps, hookers, or other scantily clad lowlifes.
LOL
Oh man, poor Allah, noo mercy.
Apple of course deserves all the gaffing they get for supporting the Gorbacle.
Ah!! Michelle finally has a mute button!
iBabe
Talk about high stakes!
Looks great, I wish I could get direct links on my iPhone to Hot Air! A lot of apple users are dedicated conservatives,…like me!
Or Representatives from SW Washington State.
M2J,
The republican party has got to stop molesting children, going to bath houses, and committing acts that end up on Law and Order SVU.
We as republicans are right on almost every policy issue, and yet we are killing ourselves from a marketing standpoint.
Sheesh!
Respectfully,
eric aka the Tygrrrr Express
funny