BDS rant of the day: “Impeachment? No. Impalement!”
Update: A reader notes that this rant is from last year. It’s getting passed around post-Kucinich impeachment stunt…
Now, that was unhinged. And despite the satire and comic label, you get the sense he probably believes almost every heaving word of it published in “The Progressive.” You know his readership does.
Maybe John Edwards will hire Will Durst as his new blogger.
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See what happens when the professional writers strike and the amateurs take over.
“Progressive”????
Progressing to ever deeper and deeper lunacy perhaps….
Pretty mild. Sounds like the liberals are toning down their rheteoric.
Liberals.Gone.Wild.
I can’t wait to hear their reaction when Bush nears the end of his term and refuses to give up power. Except that those unbelievers will be sent to gulags so we won’t have to hear them! Mwah ha ha ha!
Durst should lay off the jenkem for a while.
So how many thesauruses did he go through to find all of those adjectives? What a waste of time. And to top it off, it was still poorly written!
Well, what do you expect from a pot-smokin’, Birkenstock wearin, Che lovin’, communist hugging, non-educated, clueless, hypocrite, history-oblivious, ACLU card carrying, moronic, gun hating, hate-spewing, Christian-hating, tax-hike and trial lawyer loving, NY Times-reading, theory as fact believing, 60’s throwback, anti-war left wing loon?
Don’t Phase me Bro…
or did I mean,
Don’t Phrase Me Bro?
Whatever happened to the Chenny/Bush bumper stickers so we can really get em going….
I do hope you’re writing Unhinged 2: Liberal Bugaboos.
My favorite:
xylophonic
Wow – I haven’t been called that for awhile. I thought I was – maybe – marimbic…
“smarty pants”
Oooh. That one stung!
they’re so peaceful and non-aggressive.
the irony never dawns on them.
Why did he leave out Turd Burpers?
…….Was he lookin’ into a mirror when he said,……all that?………(he should have been)
Damn… I actually had to bust out the dictionary on a couple…
I just don’t understand how we are “xylophone-like”…
Nothing like another has-been comic spouting off about nothing.
Why is it, that the Liberals’ main spokesmen all seem to be has-been comedians? Airhead America is repleat with them, O’Donnell, Durst, Goldberg, Behar, etc…
And why would anyone want to take political or military or diplomatic advice from anyone of that nature and treat it as something more than just a weak attempt at comedy?
No wonder it is so hard to take any of them seriously.
How could he forget child hating?
puppy-kicking…
He left out puppy-kicking…
Or Never-weres. I’ve never heard of this guy, and after reading it, I know why.
Marimbic, not xylophonic – it’s more “south of the border”-ish.
And Oedipal – “Mommie, he called me Oedipal!”
xylophone-like…because we get played, yo!
#19
I think puppy kicking is covered under puppy stomping
Will, one word: Thorazine
High dosage too.
I’m glad the writers are on strike so he could tell us what he really thinks.
As we say in the medical profession, “Someone didn’t take his Lithium this morning.”
So much I could have done rather than read that tripe. Please, can I have those five minutes back?
Because those comics and the liberals who idolize them have one thing in common:
Neither group hs a sense of humor.
But they all do seem to share a nearly erotic sense of hatred for our President and our country.
Birds of a feather, I guess.
That was almost as bad as listening to that utterly inane “Name Game” song from the 1960’s.
I didn’t realize until the end that he was talking about Republicans,I thought he was talking about Hillary.It makes sense that way.
OUCH! LOL.
Let’s give this poor guy some credit. He’s probably been working on that post since January 2001.
I’ve never heard of Will Durst before-is he somebody?
How come Google still links to this hate speech? Hmmmmm?
I didnt see nose picking or fart lighters on this list so it became irrelavant to me.
Wow, talk about transferrence! I couldn’t find one of those epithets that couldn’t be applied to at least one liberal. Well, maybe not the Cindy Sheehan bashing.
LOL
I thought that was chap talking about me again.
BTW just who is this guy? I never heard of him before today…..and I hope I never do again.
I have been dis-satisfied with George Bush in many ways. However, after reading this I just about wish he would win a third term. Some of these liberals might actually have a meltdown. Who knows, they might even have a China Syndrome meltdown!
He seems to be market-testing his concept for a Code Pink self-help Word-A-Day calendar.
Maybe we should make a list of the nuttiest liberal blog posts like the liberals did with conservatives. We add this to the list.
a man obviously impressed with his wordiness. immature is the first word that comes to mind when reading his diatribe. something from middle school, i would imagine. yep, they say smokin’ pot keeps you from emotionally maturing.
and people read this guy?
In the absence of reason and intelligence the bleating phalanx of liberal media prattles on.
MTNEER: I believe he is the founder of Limp Bizkit.
No, wait, that’s a different Durst.
You Che worshiping, communistic, socialist loving, turd lapping, truther loving, code pink diaper changing…
I got it started. Feel free to add!
Wait until she starts running against Pelosi
P.S. That is for Durst BTW
Okay I could have let all the other stuff slide but that was mean. I need a hug now.
/sarc just to be sure
As Mark Twain said, “it is better to be thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”
Well, there’s no doubt what this moron is. He has removed all doubt.
#46:
tax and spend, it’s for the children, dessicated, prescient-deficient, it’s for a good cause, tree-hugging, sit-in having, America-bashing, godless…
This guy needs to go back to the remedial Creative Writing web-based course he graduated from to ask for his money back. If this is what the left considers to be civil discourse and intellectually stimulating material no wonder they have trouble digesting facts over their feelings.
He left out “cuddly”.
You making a crack about my weight?
swj719AWG
Puppy-kicking!
I LOL so hard I think I hurt myself.
I noticed it wasn’t open for comments. It probably felt good screaming all that at rubber walls.
#45 See-dubya: If he durst enter my encampment,I’ll impale him on a limp biskit fresh from the oven!!
P.S. I sometimes over bake them
WHATEVER! Geez, how long can these people keep it up?
On November 9th, 2007 at 12:33 pm, TexasTiger said:
Durst should lay off the jenkem for a while.
yeah that would explain why he’s always got that sh**t eating grin on his face.
He forgot to call George a flatulating butthead or a stinky poopyhead.
I wonder how he feels about terrorists. Freedom fighters. Peace loving. Potential voters. Misunderstood. Cheerful. Friendly. Tolerant…..
The first time I read it I thought it was comedy. Then I realize that the people there read it regularly. Then I realized they actually do believe what they read there. This is the future they want to give us?
Be scared, be very scared!
It’s nice to be able to come here after reading that stupid “letter”. You guys make me laugh which keeps me from being really angry about this immature idiot.
Did anyone else notice the Obama/Clinton cover to their magazine? I thought its style seemed awfully familiar.
awwwww…did somebody forget to self-medicate???…
Ouch! Do you guys know where they’re going to stick that curtain rod when they impale us?
There. Fixed.
And since he didn’t capitalize God when he said “god and flag waving,” I’m assuming he meant Allah.
I would have to ask this guy the same thing I always used to ask my kids when they were being completely unreasonable with the world …
Who p’d in your Fruit Loops this morning?
I think his editor told him that his articles needed to be a certain number of words long. Since he really doesn’t ever have anything worthwhile to say, if anything at all, he did the high school thing.
“I had a really, really, reallly good time. We went very very very….”
I just checked with the grammar bank.
They’re fresh out of commas.
Please give to the End Thesaurus Abuse Fund by sending a red-colored pen and a copy of “Daily Paragraph Editing, Grade 5″ to:
Will Durst
c/o “The Progressive”
409 East Main Street
Madison, WI 53703
Thank you, and God Bless.
leg dragging, pants pissing, wealth redistributing, affirmative acting, eschaton immanentizing,…
“…meanwhile, in the Vice-President’s office, Dick Cheney has broken out his xylophone, and launched into a stirring rendition of the theme from ‘Star Wars’.”
Doing his best Darth Vader imitation he huskily breathes out those dreaded words, “Rex, she’s your Mother.”
Has anyone asked or answered the question, who the Hell is Will Durst?
He’s a self-described political humorist who got his start in San Francisco’s comedy club scene and on various local Bay Area radio programs back in the early to late ’80’s.
Wow…I’m from CA, and I’ve never heard of this guy.
Thanks for the fun!! I needed it today!
ROTFL!
I agree…that one did me in!
This is was the most fun I’ve had reading MM’s blog in a long time; you guys are great.
Gee, Will. Did you forget your lithium today?
“Hurricane disregarding?” Exactly what part of the Blanco/Nagin fiasco don’t you understand, Will?
“Judge packing?” Will, please tell me how many of the President’s nominations for US justices have gone uncontested by the wack-a-doodle liberals? Oh, that’s right! None! And don’t forget Will, that it was a socialist dictator named Franklin Delano Roosevelt that tried to pack the Supreme Court! Oh, my! Did you forget that so soon?
Now, Will, swallow the pills in the little cup, take a sip of water and lie back. Dennis K is piloting the mothership over you right now. Time to beam up!
This is the rant of a highly underdeveloped and self-absorbed mind. I’ve met his type before – I call them preschoolers. No, wait. I apologize to the preschoolers for sullying them like that.