Comments on: BDS rant of the day: “Impeachment? No. Impalement!” http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/ news and commentary from a conservative perspective Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:40:33 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: club cuddly http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-180782 club cuddly Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:30:08 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-180782 <strong>club cuddly...</strong> cutencuddly.org the best place to meet new people... club cuddly…

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]]> By: Armylifer http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-169115 Armylifer Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:27:34 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-169115 This is the rant of a highly underdeveloped and self-absorbed mind. I've met his type before - I call them preschoolers. No, wait. I apologize to the preschoolers for sullying them like that. This is the rant of a highly underdeveloped and self-absorbed mind. I’ve met his type before – I call them preschoolers. No, wait. I apologize to the preschoolers for sullying them like that.

]]> By: JohnHolliday http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-168243 JohnHolliday Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:42:24 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-168243 <blockquote>...hurricane disregarding, judge packing...</blockquote> <em>Gee, Will. Did you forget your lithium today?</em> "Hurricane disregarding?" Exactly what part of the Blanco/Nagin fiasco don't you understand, Will? "Judge packing?" Will, please tell me how many of the President's nominations for US justices have gone uncontested by the wack-a-doodle liberals? Oh, that's right! None! And don't forget Will, that it was a socialist dictator named Franklin Delano Roosevelt that tried to pack the Supreme Court! Oh, my! Did you forget that so soon? Now, Will, swallow the pills in the little cup, take a sip of water and lie back. Dennis K is piloting the mothership over you right now. Time to beam up!

…hurricane disregarding, judge packing…

Gee, Will. Did you forget your lithium today?

“Hurricane disregarding?” Exactly what part of the Blanco/Nagin fiasco don’t you understand, Will?

“Judge packing?” Will, please tell me how many of the President’s nominations for US justices have gone uncontested by the wack-a-doodle liberals? Oh, that’s right! None! And don’t forget Will, that it was a socialist dictator named Franklin Delano Roosevelt that tried to pack the Supreme Court! Oh, my! Did you forget that so soon?

Now, Will, swallow the pills in the little cup, take a sip of water and lie back. Dennis K is piloting the mothership over you right now. Time to beam up!

]]> By: vickisoup http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-168218 vickisoup Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:22:20 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-168218 <blockquote>puppy-kicking… He left out puppy-kicking…</blockquote> ROTFL! :) I agree...that one did me in! This is was the most fun I've had reading MM's blog in a long time; you guys are great.

puppy-kicking…

He left out puppy-kicking…

ROTFL! :)
I agree…that one did me in!
This is was the most fun I’ve had reading MM’s blog in a long time; you guys are great.

]]> By: TXRose http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-168106 TXRose Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:59:30 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-168106 Thanks for the fun!! I needed it today! Thanks for the fun!! I needed it today!

]]> By: BlameAmericaLast http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-168101 BlameAmericaLast Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:48:06 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-168101 <blockquote>Has anyone asked or answered the question, who the Hell is Will Durst?</blockquote> Wow...I'm from CA, and I've never heard of this guy.

Has anyone asked or answered the question, who the Hell is Will Durst?

Wow…I’m from CA, and I’ve never heard of this guy.

]]> By: PeterX http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-168090 PeterX Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:31:19 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-168090 <blockquote>Has anyone asked or answered the question, who the Hell is Will Durst?</blockquote> He's a self-described political humorist who got his start in San Francisco's comedy club scene and on various local Bay Area radio programs back in the early to late '80's.

Has anyone asked or answered the question, who the Hell is Will Durst?

He’s a self-described political humorist who got his start in San Francisco’s comedy club scene and on various local Bay Area radio programs back in the early to late ’80’s.

]]> By: lonewolf http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-168087 lonewolf Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:26:41 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-168087 Has anyone asked or answered the question, who the Hell is Will Durst? Has anyone asked or answered the question, who the Hell is Will Durst?

]]> By: AlohaGuy http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-168051 AlohaGuy Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:39:13 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-168051 "...meanwhile, in the Vice-President's office, Dick Cheney has broken out his xylophone, and launched into a stirring rendition of the theme from 'Star Wars'." Doing his best Darth Vader imitation he huskily breathes out those dreaded words, "Rex, she's your Mother." “…meanwhile, in the Vice-President’s office, Dick Cheney has broken out his xylophone, and launched into a stirring rendition of the theme from ‘Star Wars’.”

Doing his best Darth Vader imitation he huskily breathes out those dreaded words, “Rex, she’s your Mother.”

]]> By: Prime Director http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-168004 Prime Director Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:06:00 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-168004 <blockquote>Birkenstock wearin, Che lovin’, communist hugging, non-educated, clueless, hypocrite, history-oblivious, ACLU card carrying, moronic, gun hating, hate-spewing, Christian-hating, tax-hike and trial lawyer loving, NY Times-reading, theory as fact believing, 60’s throwback, anti-war left wing</blockquote> leg dragging, pants pissing, wealth redistributing, affirmative acting, eschaton immanentizing,...

Birkenstock wearin, Che lovin’, communist hugging, non-educated, clueless, hypocrite, history-oblivious, ACLU card carrying, moronic, gun hating, hate-spewing, Christian-hating, tax-hike and trial lawyer loving, NY Times-reading, theory as fact believing, 60’s throwback, anti-war left wing

leg dragging, pants pissing, wealth redistributing, affirmative acting, eschaton immanentizing,…

]]> By: PeterX http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-167998 PeterX Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:03:44 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-167998 Please give to the End Thesaurus Abuse Fund by sending a red-colored pen and a copy of "Daily Paragraph Editing, Grade 5" to: Will Durst c/o "The Progressive" 409 East Main Street Madison, WI 53703 Thank you, and God Bless. Please give to the End Thesaurus Abuse Fund by sending a red-colored pen and a copy of “Daily Paragraph Editing, Grade 5″ to:
Will Durst
c/o “The Progressive”
409 East Main Street
Madison, WI 53703

Thank you, and God Bless.

]]> By: Yashmak http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-167951 Yashmak Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:33:49 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-167951 I just checked with the grammar bank. They're fresh out of commas. I just checked with the grammar bank.

They’re fresh out of commas.

]]> By: RetFireman http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-167935 RetFireman Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:26:10 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-167935 I think his editor told him that his articles needed to be a certain number of words long. Since he really doesn't ever have anything worthwhile to say, if anything at all, he did the high school thing. "I had a really, really, reallly good time. We went very very very...." I think his editor told him that his articles needed to be a certain number of words long. Since he really doesn’t ever have anything worthwhile to say, if anything at all, he did the high school thing.

“I had a really, really, reallly good time. We went very very very….”

]]> By: DesertLover http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-167886 DesertLover Fri, 09 Nov 2007 19:59:49 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-167886 I would have to ask this guy the same thing I always used to ask my kids when they were being completely unreasonable with the world ... Who p'd in your Fruit Loops this morning? I would have to ask this guy the same thing I always used to ask my kids when they were being completely unreasonable with the world …

Who p’d in your Fruit Loops this morning?

]]> By: jedijson http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/comment-page-1/#comment-167881 jedijson Fri, 09 Nov 2007 19:57:17 +0000 http://michellemalkin.com/2007/11/09/bds-rant-of-the-day-impeachment-no-impalement/#comment-167881 <blockquote>I don’t know about you guys, but I am so sick and tired of these lying, thieving, holier-than-thou, <strike>rightwing</strike> leftwing, cruel, crude, rude, gauche, coarse, crass, cocky, corrupt, </blockquote> There. Fixed. <em>And since he didn't capitalize God when he said "god and flag waving," I'm assuming he meant Allah.</em>

I don’t know about you guys, but I am so sick and tired of these lying, thieving, holier-than-thou, rightwing leftwing, cruel, crude, rude, gauche, coarse, crass, cocky, corrupt,

There. Fixed.

And since he didn’t capitalize God when he said “god and flag waving,” I’m assuming he meant Allah.

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