Introducing the 1st Air America Radio Cruise
Thanks to David Lunde for the photoshop
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Just got an e-mail notice about the first “Air America Radio Cruise.” The boat is going to lean so far left that I fear for the passengers’ safety:
Carbon offset fraud included:
Jon Elliott, by the way, is the hysterical loon who suggested that hysterical loon Randi Rhodes was mugged by the vast right-wing conspiracy.
“In addition to all the wonderful activities aboard ship and in port, this exclusive Air America event includes:”
Private seminars and ad-hoc sessions.
Access to, and dining with, guest speakers.
Private receptions.
Traveling with like-minded individuals.
Talk about a ship of fools.
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I think a new contest should be to “Name this Cruise Ship”.
S.S. Minnow possibly????
The Love Boat?? That’s very funny though about the boat tilting over to the left.
I wonder if Paul Krugman will whine about “income inequality” to a cruise full of people who paid between $1380 and $6305 to be there?
Hopefully the destination includes the Bermuda Triangle.
I pity the crew.
I guess this is an alternative to risking fat Rosie’s cruise on the pink ship…
How dare they spend their money on a cruise! Don’t they realize they are undertaxed and should give this money to United States Treasury?
What hypocrites!
That was giggle-snort-giggle worthy..
lmao…
seriously, aj. And the cooking staff, huh? “I’ll take the tofu burger….”
Those dumba$$e$ probably wont pass the life boat drill.
A foreign flagged vessel with an indentured crew, sure to get rich on the generous tipping of the mimosa soaked, soon to be members of the Figawi tribe….
Maybe I missed something, but it appears that there is no destination for this cruise…
An omen, perhaps?
A ship of fools going nowhere.
Common sense and this Cruise ship…
2 ships passing in the night, never to meet up
Probably headed to New Orleans to see the levees Bush and Cheney blew up.
At least they have eliminated the confusion between
‘port’ and ’starboard’. There is only port on this ship. And all you can eat tofu.
Looks like Holland America just made it easy to narrow down cruise lines for our vacation next year.
No different than how lefties talk. They go in circles and never arrive anywhere.
If anything happens on that cruise you know it will be Bush’s fault.
Wonder is anyone will leave tips?
If they’re going to keep this ship afloat the same way they keep Air America afloat, everyone on board is in serious trouble!
Wonder IF anyone will leave tips?
A Vessel of Dunces…..
I’m hoping that Captain Joseph Hazelwood is piloting the MS Oosterdam
Let me recap this:
Ship of fools
From: Howl-land
Destination: Nowhere
Guest speakers: Nobody
Will return to: No man’s land where they belong.
Two thoughts,
1.)We should get the guy who cornered Murtha to go aboard and film the fun.
2.)After getting the Navy SEALS to rescue our guy…Just 2 or 3 well placed limpet mines???
Hey, we can all dream!
Thanks to global warming, there will be no ice bergs to worry about.
Even if every Err America listener sails, I would anticipate a lot of cheap cabins avilable on Priceline a week before the cruise.
You couldn’t pay me enough to step foot on that ship with all those nutjobs!
1st mate: What heading, Captain?
Captain: Hard to port, full speed.
1st mate: But Captain-
Captain: I SAID HARD TO PORT, FULL SPEED!
How can they continue to claim global warming when hell is freezing over?
Appropriately, they can fit all their listeners on a dinghy.
Good Point Magicalpat #29, if the listeners can’t even buy a clue, how are they going to afford the tickets?
I can’t imagine a more whiny, shrill event not involving a protest.
They can buy a clue. It’s $29.95 at Toys-R-Us.
standby for the next episode of
das Boat
Or how about “The Loveless Boat”
It doesn’t look like Holland America actually sponsored the cruise. Any group can charter parts of cruises. It’s a selling point for the charter, not an endorsement by the cruise line. I find the arrangement funny because Holland America is one of the most conservative cruise lines (you pay more to get more space per passenger) and the line is geared for an older crowd (napkin folding, anyone?). If anything, these Air America clowns better mind their Ps & Qs – rowdy and disruptive passengers have been known to be put off their ships at the nearest port of call. I can tell you this – if they p*ss of the well-heeled crowd, they’ll be toast. A good question for the Air America clowns is why they didn’t charter with Windjammer cruises – a more eco-friendly choice as 90% of the time they are using sail power. Guess they’d rather use ‘carbon credits’ to offset their indulgence.
PS – Carbon Credits are like the points on Whose Line Is It Anyway? – made up and totally useless.
On the good ship, Lollipop…
The cruise will surly be to nowhere. The ship will be going in circles as the left screw will not be working.
BTW – can anyone verify the claims of EcoLogic or are they just a money funnel with a nifty web site?
It’s a good thing this is exclusive to this group of people and that they didn’t just hitch themselves onto a regular cruise with paying passengers.
I can’t tell you how angry I would be to pay good money and take time off for a cruise only to have it ruined by a bunch of anti-American nutjobs.
It would almost be worth it to see Randi Rhodes stagger around after hitting the many bars aboard the ship.
Don’t go near the railings, Randi!
Oh cmon pb, you wouldnt want to be out cuttin up the dance floor with one of those ‘boobs not bombs’ beauties.
# 37 and #38
lmao
#35 thats right the british gal
who sterilized herself for ‘mother earth’ no love on that boat
Which left screw?
John Elliot, Mark Green, Richard Greene, Thom Hartmann, Paul Krugman, Lionel, Rachel Maddow, Randi Rhodes, or Cenk Uygur?
I am thinking of a Beetles song—
“We all live on a yellow submarine, yellow submarine…
GSP
fish
P.S. It goes perfect with their support of the troops!
Mixer14: My guess is money funnel… I sponsor a child in Guatemala (Plan International). I can say for sure that Guatemala is a jungle. The hardest part of substance farming there is keeping the jungle from reclaiming the fields. But if they are actually paying to plant trees in a jungle, the children doing the planting are most likely paid with rice & beans.
LOL #37, that’s ‘Good ship, medical marijuana lollipop’
Air America sucks plenty on their own. They don’t need any help, really.
If they go to some island in the Caribben does it by proximity become Gilligan’s Island? If so then who’s the professor?
LOL #49, I think Jun Carey and Taarreeezza will be the Howell’s?
#50… somehow I just don’t think that Carey wants anything to do with boats anymore…
Michelle, you reall must go on this.
And don’t forget the video…
They probably picked “Holland-American” cruise line because they thought it was minority owned.
I was wondering who this Cenk Uygur is so I found and read (painfully) a couple of his columns. A truly obnoxious, self-absorbed, religion-hating liberal. A sample:
I don’t even know where to start with that but I am thankful for not being on that cruise. Listening to these raving lunatics would force me to either toss them or myself overboard.
If I was a regular vacationer purchasing a cruise ticket, would they warn me that the ship would be filled with a tinfoil-hat mob? I’d ask for a refund if my cruise was destroyed by passengers who were obnoxious and disruptive the entire trip.
My vote for ship name – USSR Kool-Aid
They better hope the French don’t think they’re going to protest nuclear testing.
Playing devil’s advocate for a moment, this is the same kind of jeering it is complained of the Left, but admittedly tamer. No one is wishing for the boat to sink.
A few random thoughts:
Better keep Ms. Rhodes away from the guardrail.
Moonbat women yelling “Stop the war” after a few drinks starts to sound a lot like “Schtuup the whore.” (This thought has no relation to the former thought. Remember they are random.)
At sea, they won’t need to be worried about President Bush screwing them. (Again, it’s random. No relationship to the previous thought. I promise.)
Overheard after the magician’s show: “He REALLY DID saw her in half, and I can PROVE it.”
Don’t know if the left screw won’t be working, but for sure it will be loose.
‘Dinghy’ describes more than the lifeboat.
Advertising slogan: The only cruise where the speaker to attendee ratio is 1:1.
Suggested name: SS Ignoramus
If the cruise doesn’t have enough registrants, they can appeal to the fairness doctrine to try and get more people onboard.
Sticking with the Love Boat theme and realizing of course that many of the Dems attended Michael Moores screening a few years back, here’s my crew:
Captain: John Kerry (Who better to drive??)
Bartender: Ted Kennedy (Need I say more)
Cruise Director: Nancy Pelosi (Who’s better at bringing people togeter?
Doctor: Hillary Clinton (Who knows more about Health Care?)
Steward: William Jefferson
Ship’s Nurse: Michael Moore (What happens if Hillary gets sick???)
Ship’s Engineer: Harry Reid (We can’t do it no more Captain…No really, he believes we CAN’T do it)
Now that’s a Cruise that I want to be on
Actually, I was thinking just the opposite – what would these nutbags do if a bunch of conservatives crashed their party??? Talk about having fun at someone else’s expense! Maybe not. They don’t have much of a sense of humor, and I don’t swim that well.
So, don’t you usually need passengers when booking a cruise? I mean, with no radio listeners, how do they expect to get any passengers?
Or is this just a ploy to smuggle some more “Undocumented Citizens” in to the country in order to do some more work that Americans refuse to do…like vote for Hillary?
I would name the ship Polar Express and send them all on a Christmas cruise to the North Pole. And since global warming has melted all the ice, there would be no reason to post a lookout for icebergs.
That’s going to give the term, “the high seas”, a whole new meaning.
Wow, they’re going to need one heck of a bilge pump for that trip!
…and as it sailed off into the sunset a conning tower of a Cheney Class submarine was observed following in the wake of the cruiseship SS Flatulant.
Talk about a target rich environment….
This group would fit the Gilligan profile: may be able to make a radio out of a coconut, but are too stupid to fix a hole in the boat.
All I can think of is they will drive the crew insane causing them to shipwreck on a deserted Island and turn it into the Lord of the Flies type of paradise instead of Gilligan’s Island. Probably take about a day for them to devolve to that level.
Wasn’t it John Edwards who explained to us that there are 2 Americas ~ the rich and the poor?
I guess he’s right ~ there really are. I can’t afford a cruise, but these chumps who want to take my money can …
I predict a new ABC spinoff – “LOST: Liberal Island”
Love Boat? Nah, that’s the Hate Boat (complete with revised theme lyrics)
Hate, decrepid and old
Come aboard, and believe as your told
Hate, life’s coldest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
Hate Boat soon will be making another run
The Hate Boat promises nothing for everyone
Set a course for dementia
Your mind on new vitriol
And hate won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open sneer on a moonbat shore
It’s hate
Welcome aboard
It’s hate!
Let’s see, nine guest-speakers and five listeners.
They could have this cruise on a 19′ Boston Whaler!
How funny, LMAOROTF
Too bad I can’t afford to go,I’d like to meet the guy who made all those cool electric trains.
Didn’t you hear? Electric trains are out – now it’s solar / wind / ethanol choo-choos for
Christmasholiday gifts.Now where did I put that torpedo….
Nice work on the lyrics, Raving Lunatic. Haven’t heard that song in a few years…
Imagine! A cruise where the special guests and hosts outnumber the passengers.
I guess it’s only fitting to taker this operation seaside. Pirate radio stations have operated off of U.S. shores in smaller boats and have attracted far greater numbers of listeners than Air America…