1. Could he make an IED out of a honey pot?

Tex, you owe me a snot-free monitor and keyboard….

I just joined the Bear-of-the-month club and, according to the catalog, I can expect to receive one special Cair Bear each month. And, as an extra bonus, I will receive two bears during the month of Ramadan. The bears will be selected at random each month from the following list:

The Rosie Rage Bear, the Behar Burka Bear, the Jihad Jane Bear, the Streisand Suicide-Bomber Bear (this one sings “People Who Bleed People”), the Sheehan Surrender Bear (it’s pink), the Pelosi Peace-through-Submission Bear (it looks so cute in its hijab), the Reid Wrath Bear, the Mad Murtha Massacre Bear (it looks so soft and cuddly), the Boxer Behead-a-lot Bear, the Feinstein Fury Bear, the Al-Qaeda Agony Bear, the Always Angry Bear, the Assassinate-the-Apostate Bear, the Kill-the-Convert Bear, and the Incinerate-the-Infidel Bear. I hope the last one comes first. I hear it is to die for!

I’m so excited! If it wasn’t for the Bear-of-the-Month club, I’d have to look elsewhere for something to use for target practice.

I still don’t get why naming a toy got them upset, but a major mullah in Australia saying that the men of his faith have no more self control than wild animals when it comes to temptation does not get anyone angry. Or isn’t that what he meant when he said that women not enshrouded in burkas were like meat left on a table that the cats would attack and devour? Didn’t that mean that the men, being inheritantly weak morally and unable to do what was right were likened to cats?
Personally, if they can’t control themselves, I am all for neutering any…cat.

Michelle: Where are the proceeds going from all this swag??

To Jim McDermott.

Not.

On December 10th, 2007 at 1:06 pm, sausage said:
I must admit. That is actually quite good. Would be great if the profits went to help those in need in Darfur….

You mean like all the countless monies you have sent to help benefit those people in Darfur and other places? Why, I bet you are even awarded the Best Donor Award for the Christian Children’s Fund, Children’s Miracle Network, and the United Way every year, aren’t you you big ol philanthropist you.

I got money says Mr. Big Mouth doesn’t even donate out of his paycheck let alone into a pot for the Salvation Army, yet he is going to spout off sanctimoniously to Michelle about donating to Darfur on here. What a Liberal skank. Hell, I got money says he doesn’t even know what those names I losted even represent. Any takers? Anyone? Bueller?

Michelle: Where are the proceeds going from all this swag??

Who cares? This is a free market economy and since we are not Liberals, what business is it of ours what Michelle does with the money? Whether it goes to run the site, buy a BMW or enough chocolate from Godiva to take a bath in it, the fact is, it is nobodys business but hers. Christ, you sound like Hill-Dawg looking to re-distribute the wealth in order to benefit all,

7. Would he try behead the other teddy bears if they don’t submit to him?
6. Would I have to buy burkas for my Barbie dolls?
5. Is this really a suitable Hanukkah gift?
4. Does my toybox face east?
3. Would G.I. Joe rip the stuffing out of him?
2. Could I be accused of waterboarding if I clean him in the washing machine?
1. Could he make an IED out of a honey pot?