Mohammed Teddy Bear fever: Catch it!
Mark Steyn notes that maverick Tarek Fatah of the Muslim Canadian Congress is mortified by the Sudanese Mo Teddy Bear jihad and is gearing up to send Mohammed Teddy Bears to the Sudanese embassy to protest:
M: What are you yourself planning to do?
TF: I’m taking a large teddy bear to Ottawa to present it to the Sudanese ambassador there - I am hoping to do this by Sunday. We’re encouraging Muslims to mail in teddy bears, with the name “Muhammad” written on them, to the Sudanese ambassador.
M: So you’re going bear shopping soon?
TF: (Laughs) I’ve never bought teddy bears in my life; I’m 58 years old. I just have to find a one-ton teddy bear I can lug along to Ottawa. I have one at my desk right now, but it’s too tiny. I need a big one that I can leave at the doorstep of the Sudanese ambassador, and show him what I think.
Writes Steyn: Fatah “is currently doing a passable impression of Michelle Malkin” and says it’s worth noting “when Muslims draw the line at Stuffie Sharia and the other ludicrous improvisations of the perpetually outraged.” Indeed.
I’ll be sending Fatah one of our limited edition Mo Teddy Bears. Do you have one yet? They’re going fast…
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That’s a cute bear you got there MM. I heard a British Muslim speak out against the bear incident too. I hope that more muslims speak out against the ridiculous tennants of the religion that keep us from living together peacefully.
I did just post on the death penalty thread. Not that I think I’m important or anything, but I was late to that party. Anyway, cute bear.
You’re an international hit! Bravo.
I doubt he looks as good.
My worry is when they start sending teddy bears back.
At some point somebody living in a Western democracy will receive a teddy bear with a muslim t-shirt on it.
Throw the bear into the river as fast as possible before it explodes.
Teddy bears can also be used to smuggle drugs and small weapons, so I hope these teddies do not unscrew. Otherwise, we are sending them containers to keep their bad behavior in.
Or, perhaps I am overthinking this.
eric aka http://www.blacktygrrrr.wordpress.com
Is there room in the store for an extended line of C.A.I.R. Bears?
1.Burka Bear 2.Honor-Kill Bear 3.Jihad Bear 4.Infidel Bear 5.Submit Bear 6.Sharia Bear, etc…
I’d like to see 10,000 of them doing this over Sudan.
Operation Teddy Drop
aj, you are riot!
AJ if I use up some favors we might be able to get a 10,000 bear load in a B-52 or a C-17 and do an airdrop. I prefer the B-52 it looks more menacing coming low and fast with the bomb bay doors open. Then we could sit back and watch the seething begin. BWHAHAHAHHAHA!
Author, political commentator, culture pundit, blogger and purveyor of Mohamed Teddy Bears. Michelle, you’re sure branching out; a veritable one woman global conglomerate!
I got mine on order! Can’t wait!
Don’t rush into this!
Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Buying a Mohammed Teddy Bear
10. Is it halal to keep him on the same bed as Piglet?
9. Does my homeowner’s policy cover fatwas issued against me?
8. What if he wages jihad against the cat?
7. Would he behead the other teddy bears if they don’t submit to him?
6. Would I have to buy burkas for the Barbie dolls?
5. Is this really a suitable Hanukkah gift?
4. Does my toybox face east?
3. Would G.I. Joe rip the stuffing out of him?
2. Could I be accused of waterboarding if I clean him in the washing machine?
1. Could he make an IED out of a honey pot?
TexasTiger,
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That’s the funniest comment I’ve ever read on here.
Jolly good!
Thanks. Still not good enough for Letterman, though.
Texas Tiger,
As a die hard Letterman fan (despite his politics), given the writers stike, your top 10 list is good enough for him.
It is also good enough for the Tygrrrr Express. At some point this week I want to steal it (giving proper credit of course) and put it on my blog.
With trolls, I do not ask permission. With good guys, I ask first.
Also, your name will be left redacted unless you prefer otherwise.
BrianNY/AJ…same request.
eric aka Tygrrrr Express
Permission granted. Make it so.
G.I. Joe tearing the stuffing out, now that’s just classic, Texas Tiger.
anytime eric, send all proceeds to MM.com …for the good.

What I would like to see, is a huge WWII style air drop. 5000 airplanes spread out all across that country, little parachutes strapped to these bears in the same manner as the Ruperts of D-Day only these would have “Mohammed” emlazzend across it, stiched into it in Arabic, English and whatever other language would be necessary to get the point across, at at a designated time, synchronized in true military fashion, a drop, filmed of course, to the music of “Flight of the Valkyries” all across that country, Teddy Bears fall from the sky, everywhere.
No matter where you lok or step, Mohammed is being insulted to the point that their pointy little heads pop off their pencil necks. Teddy Bears from heaven. Millions of them, floating down, Mohammed from the sky. Picture it. Oh, to have Richard Branson’s money. *sigh* There would be nothing to top that. The look on IRB’s face alone would be worth it.
RetFireman I really like the way you think!
This is the one that ruined my monitor and keyboard with nasal contents. And I still like the idea of putting suckers on the feet so we could hang them inside our car windows, though I’m not sure Progressive insurance covers that…
You ain’t seen nuttin yet bubbie
WHAT???
No snausage complaining that Michelle is not single handedly saving Darfur?
Am I on the wrong blog? I want my money back.
AJ, you are out there bro!
Snausage is over on the other tthread dragging up the same tired garbage about how many people were miraculously “saved” from Death Row” by new evidence with proved their innocence. Of course no names or cases are given, no statements that state that they are actually still in prison and that all it gave was a Reasonable Doubt and didn’t actually clear these people but hey, don’t let facts get in the way.
He is too busy trolling over there. Give him time…I am sure he will be here any minute to sanctimoniously tell Michelle what to do with the proceeds. He will probably offer any number of the charities he personally donates to. I am sure there are just DOZENS as he strikes me as the type that would never hypocritically ask someone else to do something that he himself doesn’t already do. Not good ol honest Snausage. Nope, not a hypocritical bone in his Liberal under the bridge living troll little body.
Ooops…vommited a bit in my mouth again.
I hope they’ll still be on sale after my recovery from Christmas. This little darling will sit proudly beside my bobble-head Mohammed.
I thought of these bears yesterday as the news had the inevitable picture of the shrine set up in memory of the girl killed by her father.
Rusty’s teddy is more to the point…
Brian in NY- I do a lot of fabric arts and am sooooo tempted to make up one of each of the ones you have listed- would you mind? I would be happy to send you a photo of each when I am done.
AJ, TexasTiger- you guys are a hoot! Totally made my day reading your stuff :o)
I just received my Teddy Bear package. Thanks Michelle!