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Mohammed Teddy Bear fever: Catch it!

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 11, 2007 04:59 PM

Mark Steyn notes that maverick Tarek Fatah of the Muslim Canadian Congress is mortified by the Sudanese Mo Teddy Bear jihad and is gearing up to send Mohammed Teddy Bears to the Sudanese embassy to protest:

M: What are you yourself planning to do?

TF: I’m taking a large teddy bear to Ottawa to present it to the Sudanese ambassador there - I am hoping to do this by Sunday. We’re encouraging Muslims to mail in teddy bears, with the name “Muhammad” written on them, to the Sudanese ambassador.

M: So you’re going bear shopping soon?

TF: (Laughs) I’ve never bought teddy bears in my life; I’m 58 years old. I just have to find a one-ton teddy bear I can lug along to Ottawa. I have one at my desk right now, but it’s too tiny. I need a big one that I can leave at the doorstep of the Sudanese ambassador, and show him what I think.

Writes Steyn: Fatah “is currently doing a passable impression of Michelle Malkin” and says it’s worth noting “when Muslims draw the line at Stuffie Sharia and the other ludicrous improvisations of the perpetually outraged.” Indeed.

I’ll be sending Fatah one of our limited edition Mo Teddy Bears. Do you have one yet? They’re going fast…

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Going, going…


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  1. #1
    On December 11th, 2007 at 5:04 pm, ThackerAgency said:

    That’s a cute bear you got there MM. I heard a British Muslim speak out against the bear incident too. I hope that more muslims speak out against the ridiculous tennants of the religion that keep us from living together peacefully.

    I did just post on the death penalty thread. Not that I think I’m important or anything, but I was late to that party. Anyway, cute bear.

  2. #2
    On December 11th, 2007 at 5:06 pm, zorro said:

    You’re an international hit! Bravo.

  3. #3
    On December 11th, 2007 at 5:14 pm, swj719AWG said:

    Fatah “is currently doing a passable impression of Michelle Malkin”

    I doubt he looks as good. :)

  4. #4
    On December 11th, 2007 at 5:16 pm, blacktygrrrr said:

    My worry is when they start sending teddy bears back.

    At some point somebody living in a Western democracy will receive a teddy bear with a muslim t-shirt on it.

    Throw the bear into the river as fast as possible before it explodes.

    Teddy bears can also be used to smuggle drugs and small weapons, so I hope these teddies do not unscrew. Otherwise, we are sending them containers to keep their bad behavior in.

    Or, perhaps I am overthinking this. :)

    eric aka http://www.blacktygrrrr.wordpress.com

  5. #5
    On December 11th, 2007 at 5:19 pm, BrianNY said:

    Is there room in the store for an extended line of C.A.I.R. Bears?
    1.Burka Bear 2.Honor-Kill Bear 3.Jihad Bear 4.Infidel Bear 5.Submit Bear 6.Sharia Bear, etc…

  6. #6
    On December 11th, 2007 at 5:22 pm, ajmontana said:

    I’d like to see 10,000 of them doing this over Sudan.

    Operation Teddy Drop

  7. #7
    On December 11th, 2007 at 5:27 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    aj, you are riot!

  8. #8
    On December 11th, 2007 at 5:51 pm, Boomer said:

    AJ if I use up some favors we might be able to get a 10,000 bear load in a B-52 or a C-17 and do an airdrop. I prefer the B-52 it looks more menacing coming low and fast with the bomb bay doors open. Then we could sit back and watch the seething begin. BWHAHAHAHHAHA!

  9. #9
    On December 11th, 2007 at 6:00 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

    Author, political commentator, culture pundit, blogger and purveyor of Mohamed Teddy Bears. Michelle, you’re sure branching out; a veritable one woman global conglomerate!

  10. #10
    On December 11th, 2007 at 6:28 pm, Yakfisher said:

    I got mine on order! Can’t wait!

  11. #11
    On December 11th, 2007 at 6:29 pm, TexasTiger said:

    Don’t rush into this!

    Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Buying a Mohammed Teddy Bear

    10. Is it halal to keep him on the same bed as Piglet?
    9. Does my homeowner’s policy cover fatwas issued against me?
    8. What if he wages jihad against the cat?
    7. Would he behead the other teddy bears if they don’t submit to him?
    6. Would I have to buy burkas for the Barbie dolls?
    5. Is this really a suitable Hanukkah gift?
    4. Does my toybox face east?
    3. Would G.I. Joe rip the stuffing out of him?
    2. Could I be accused of waterboarding if I clean him in the washing machine?
    1. Could he make an IED out of a honey pot?

  12. #12
    On December 11th, 2007 at 6:42 pm, Yakfisher said:

    TexasTiger,

    Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! That’s the funniest comment I’ve ever read on here.
    Jolly good!

  13. #13
    On December 11th, 2007 at 6:47 pm, TexasTiger said:

    Jolly good!

    Thanks. Still not good enough for Letterman, though. :(

  14. #14
    On December 11th, 2007 at 7:19 pm, blacktygrrrr said:

    Texas Tiger,

    As a die hard Letterman fan (despite his politics), given the writers stike, your top 10 list is good enough for him.

    It is also good enough for the Tygrrrr Express. At some point this week I want to steal it (giving proper credit of course) and put it on my blog.

    With trolls, I do not ask permission. With good guys, I ask first.

    Also, your name will be left redacted unless you prefer otherwise.

    BrianNY/AJ…same request.

    eric aka Tygrrrr Express

  15. #15
    On December 11th, 2007 at 7:44 pm, TexasTiger said:

    On December 11th, 2007 at 7:19 pm, blacktygrrrr said:

    It is also good enough for the Tygrrrr Express. At some point this week I want to steal it (giving proper credit of course) and put it on my blog.

    Permission granted. Make it so. :)

  16. #16
    On December 11th, 2007 at 7:59 pm, John Ansell said:

    G.I. Joe tearing the stuffing out, now that’s just classic, Texas Tiger.

  17. #17
    On December 11th, 2007 at 8:02 pm, ajmontana said:

    anytime eric, send all proceeds to MM.com …for the good.
    8)

  18. #18
    On December 11th, 2007 at 8:49 pm, RetFireman said:

    What I would like to see, is a huge WWII style air drop. 5000 airplanes spread out all across that country, little parachutes strapped to these bears in the same manner as the Ruperts of D-Day only these would have “Mohammed” emlazzend across it, stiched into it in Arabic, English and whatever other language would be necessary to get the point across, at at a designated time, synchronized in true military fashion, a drop, filmed of course, to the music of “Flight of the Valkyries” all across that country, Teddy Bears fall from the sky, everywhere.

    No matter where you lok or step, Mohammed is being insulted to the point that their pointy little heads pop off their pencil necks. Teddy Bears from heaven. Millions of them, floating down, Mohammed from the sky. Picture it. Oh, to have Richard Branson’s money. *sigh* There would be nothing to top that. The look on IRB’s face alone would be worth it.

  19. #19
    On December 11th, 2007 at 10:37 pm, Boomer said:

    RetFireman I really like the way you think! ;)

  20. #20
    On December 11th, 2007 at 11:02 pm, shimauma2 said:

    1. Could he make an IED out of a honey pot?

    This is the one that ruined my monitor and keyboard with nasal contents. And I still like the idea of putting suckers on the feet so we could hang them inside our car windows, though I’m not sure Progressive insurance covers that…

  21. #21
    On December 11th, 2007 at 11:02 pm, RetFireman said:

    You ain’t seen nuttin yet bubbie

  22. #22
    On December 11th, 2007 at 11:09 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    WHAT???

    No snausage complaining that Michelle is not single handedly saving Darfur?

    Am I on the wrong blog? I want my money back.

    AJ, you are out there bro!

  23. #23
    On December 11th, 2007 at 11:53 pm, RetFireman said:

    Snausage is over on the other tthread dragging up the same tired garbage about how many people were miraculously “saved” from Death Row” by new evidence with proved their innocence. Of course no names or cases are given, no statements that state that they are actually still in prison and that all it gave was a Reasonable Doubt and didn’t actually clear these people but hey, don’t let facts get in the way.

    He is too busy trolling over there. Give him time…I am sure he will be here any minute to sanctimoniously tell Michelle what to do with the proceeds. He will probably offer any number of the charities he personally donates to. I am sure there are just DOZENS as he strikes me as the type that would never hypocritically ask someone else to do something that he himself doesn’t already do. Not good ol honest Snausage. Nope, not a hypocritical bone in his Liberal under the bridge living troll little body.

    Ooops…vommited a bit in my mouth again.

  24. #24
    On December 12th, 2007 at 8:17 am, TMoney said:

    I hope they’ll still be on sale after my recovery from Christmas. This little darling will sit proudly beside my bobble-head Mohammed. :D

  25. #25
    On December 12th, 2007 at 10:07 am, Canadian Infidel said:

    I thought of these bears yesterday as the news had the inevitable picture of the shrine set up in memory of the girl killed by her father.

  26. #26
    On December 12th, 2007 at 11:27 am, desertdweller said:

    Rusty’s teddy is more to the point…

  27. #27
    On December 12th, 2007 at 4:10 pm, JoAnn in VA said:

    Brian in NY- I do a lot of fabric arts and am sooooo tempted to make up one of each of the ones you have listed- would you mind? I would be happy to send you a photo of each when I am done.
    AJ, TexasTiger- you guys are a hoot! Totally made my day reading your stuff :o)

  28. #28
    On December 14th, 2007 at 6:40 pm, veprii said:

    I just received my Teddy Bear package. Thanks Michelle!

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