Get ready for the “Hill-a-copter”
Hillary’s going to fly across Iowa this weekend on a “Hill-a-copter.” Because it’s too cold for the broom, I guess. I kid, I kid. (Insert cackle here.)
The Clinton campaign today announced the “Every County Counts Tour – Working For Change, Working For You,” a five-day, 99-county campaign blitz through Iowa that will start on Sunday, December 16th in Council Bluffs. During the tour, Hillary and her surrogates will mobilize and organize supporters across Iowa, while reaching out to undecided caucus-goers. Hillary Clinton, herself, will campaign in 16 counties in the state in a chopper, called the Hill-A-Copter. Top campaign surrogates, including President Bill Clinton and others, will fan across the state to rally Hillary’s caucus-goers.
Better watch out for that Ron Paul blimp.
Meantime, latest NH poll shows Obama edging ahead:
Barack Obama has come from behind to turn the Democratic presidential race in New Hampshire into a toss-up, according to a new Monitor opinion poll. The results – which show Obama with a one-point edge over Hillary Clinton – mirror other polls released this week, indicating that Clinton’s once-imposing lead has evaporated in the run-up to New Hampshire’s Jan. 8 primary.
The poll suggests that the Democratic race could hinge on the turnout of undeclared voters, who aren’t registered with either political party. Much of Obama’s backing comes from undeclared voters, while registered Democrats make up the bulk of Clinton’s support. In New Hampshire, undeclared voters can vote in either party primary, giving them sway in both contests.
“The more undeclared voters that decide to vote in the Democratic primary, the better chance Obama wins,” said Del Ali, president of Research 2000, the Maryland-based nonpartisan polling firm that conducted the poll for the Monitor on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. “What Hillary Clinton has to hope is that more of the established Democrats come out to vote.”
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Commenter Tennessee Dave:
Other Democrats have announced similar plans to include:
The Obama-mobile
Dodd Dragster
Kucinich Komet
Biden Bus
Edwards Ambulance
Gravel Truck
Richardson Rocket
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Oh great….throw in the Ru-Paul blimp, and we have a flying freak show.
let’s hope it is a dying campaign. let’s hope it continues to die and quickly. just cannot stand to think of seeing her for a full year all the way through to 08. i think i could handle obama over her as the dem candidate as far as just ‘watching’.
Let’s all pray for an ice storm. She might even cause one. When Hill freezes over.
A Hill O copter?
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER BROOM?
Other Democrats have announced similar plans to include:
The Obama-mobile
Dodd Dragster
Kucinich Komet
Biden Bus
Edwards Ambulance
Gravel Truck
Richardson Rocket
Good thing she is so concerned about global warming and CO2 emissions.
I feel a faux news alert coming on…
#4 …. kind of tasteless if you don’t mind me saying so… unecessary…
Give me those ruby slippers Oprah and your little dog Obama too!
it should be a Hsulicopter, he paid for it.
or moveonacopter..
or … the willycopter, its slick
schipycopter… for the kiddies
yes/no-a-copter..
flip-a-copter…
craptasticopter..
proof that crapweasels can fly.
commie-copter!
“Faux News Alert”
Hillary Lost!
Once in the air she had no clue where the hell Iowa was!
Last seen flying over the Grand Canyon.
updates to follow.
film at 11:00
The Laughter. Stop the Laughter. I hear it everywhere.
/channeling Rod Sterling
Found some photos of her pilot here and here.
I guess she thinks the “whirly-bird gets the first worm.”
Judging the latest polls, she’s going to have to get up pretty “whirly.”
lol brian…
Ah, my morning is complete.
That’s good’n aj.
NPR has a photo of the Hill-a-copter here.
I can’t believe I am going to say this – GO Obama!
Yikes
ROFL TexasTiger
Council Bluffs sounds like an appropriate place to kick off the tour. Its as close as you can get to “Council Lies” without having a town by that name in Iowa.
This woman/beast is a #@($&# nightmare.
No Kidding, ArmovedCav.
Obama running is a blessing in disguise. I’m with Soap. Go Obama!
He’s clueless in the long run he’ll do less damage than “she who must not be named.”
ArmoredCav
Here’s a better picture of her campaign team lining up to board.
I wonder if her copter runs on snake oil?
In response to Tennessee Dave #6.
Rudy Roadster
Fred sled
Huckabee Hay Wagon
Ron Paul Blimp
Mitts kitt
A clarification to MM’s suggested vehicles for the other Dems: Edwards won’t be in the ambulance. He’ll be in a separate vehicle, chasing the ambulance….
How big a ‘Hillicopter’ does it take to carry her Secret Service escort and staff?
Show us how to be green Shrillery.
This could be trouble. Anyone know if Dennis Kucinich and Mike Gravel know how to use a Stinger missile?
I’m thinking it floats on a cushion of hot air.
Is the Ron Paul blimp also known as a Led Zeppelin?
Meanwhile, the Obama-copter is grounded in Chicago.
Here’s the first REAL photo of her campaign helicopter arriving….
And is this a member of her Hill-a-copter campaign security detail?
She would be better off with the broom — at least she could claim to be green and truthful.
Thank you Tenn Dave and AJ. I needed a good laugh this morning. I thought that
I saw her fly across the face of the moon on her broom last night but that might
have been one of the staffers that are about to start getting a swift hard kick in
the butt any day now. With Shaheen firing himself, I hear the purge is about to
start if things don’t start looking up and soon. Seems Slick is beside himself at
the thought of losing the White House, even as first ?.
Obama leaves her in the dust just by his seemingly normal, adult, behavior and lack of ill will.
jrl,#34 rofl. beautimus.
Ditto!
Let us not forget the image of those lucky voters – waiting in anticipation for the arrival of the Hill-a-copter:
Like this one.
If you’re wondering where I’m getting these – it’s Howard Dean’s kid.
MEMO:
From: Al
To: Hill
The broom has a much lower carbon footprint.
Love those photosjrl. I just read the even the Drudge Report that has been on pretty good terms with her camp lately is wondering if she is a
Humpty Dumpty and is poised for a fall. The article talked about the fact that her
supporters in Iowa are older than Obama’s and may not come out to vote if the
weather is nasty. Said the defining photo of Iowa could be a 78 yr old woman being
dragged out of her home, in a snowstorm, by a young Clinton supporter to an SUV
with tinted windows.
“Faux News Alert” update
Hill-a-copter lands in Mexican Marijuana field!
“We thought it was corn!”
Rumors abound a small fire started but no evidence she inhaled the fumes.
stay tuned for further updates.
film at 11:00
I’m hoping the Romney Rototiller makes a stop in Stockton California.
JRL – gonna get some mileage out of that poor kid, aren’t you?
Let her fly it…
Sounds like panhandling.
Oh! I like that one TexasTiger! ROFLMAO
Actually, AJ, I think “Con-Air” would be a better name for anything in which a Clinton flies.
I’m thinking “Port-a-John” might be better for Edwards mode of transportation, Dave.
Just a thought.
You could be right there Barry. A port-o-john has purpose, looks good, and needs money to be maintained, but is usually stuck on one position that nobody likes and smells bad.
Yep, that sounds like John Edwards.
“Get ready for the “Hill-a-copter””
Fred’s got Stinger missiles.
Con-Air – Me likes.
Lie-Air
works also
Hot Air.
Who is the pilot?
Slip him a couple.
Wouldn’t those be Hill-fire missiles?
And yes, I know Hellfires are air to ground. But why let facts get in the way of a joke?
When she came to Afgahnistan and flew on choppers to the bases the call sign for her Blackhawk crew was Broomstick one.
Is there a possibility that she wants to imprint a sub-conscious image of herself flying in Air Force One? Oh how presidential she looks! Yuck!!
Hillarious thread!
If someone’s ability to be elected as the President of a Super Power, in this case, to become essentially the most powerful person on the planet, is dependent primarily on the weather report for the day of the election, I don’t think that is someone who needs to be anywhere near the presidency.
How about this cartoon for Life in Iowa when she flys about in the Hill-a-coptor!!
Scroll to the bottom of the page.
Faux News Alert
Hill-a-copter lands in Iowa ghost town! or everyone was just hiding
Much to the dismay of the crew, although they were relieved to deboard to get fresh air since Hillary had a bean burrito in Mexico (munchies)
Ghost Town
Play the sound for the full effect.
film at 11:00
Is the Hillacopter a “BlackHeart” or a Cobra?
Will the flying monkeys be in formation as they go look for Dorothy in the country side?
If you want to understand the Clintons, read The Great Gatsby by Fitzgerald. The Clintons are exactly like the Tom and Daisy Buchanan characters that Scott Fitzgerald so loathed. At the end of the book, Fitzgerald describes how the Buchanans destroyed lives and then moved on, indifferent to the consequences of their conduct. That is the Clintons to the max. The Clintons thought they could do this to Barack Obama. I don’t agree with Barack Obama on the issues. But he is really the first public figure who has not been intimidated by the Clintons and refuses to allow the Clintons and their network of Carville/Begala, CNN, Hollywood and the 3 networks to destroy him. For that Senator Obama has my greatest admiration.
S-U-R-R-E-N-D-E-R D-O-R-O-T-H-Y
Come on, guys; you know she can’t ride her broom. It would crush the family jewels, if you catch my drift.
Maybe she could use a Nutty Buddy.
Yes and when Hillery descends to each town and village she can act biblical like the 2nd coming of the Lord. The msm will be worshiping her each time she comes down from above.
I would love to see her implode. What goes around comes around…and it’s taken a LONG time for this to come around and bite her right in the butt.
Considering what the Clintons have done in their past and gotten away with such illegal/criminal acts, nothing pleases me more than to see her go down.
Buh bye!
I think you’re right. In this context, though, the copter doesn’t play that way. It comes off as presumptuous.
She should have just tooled around in a campaign bus like an ordinary candidate. How the hell does she expect to make a connection with the ordinary folks in Iowa by arriving like a celebrity in a helicopter?