Weirdest nutroots conspiracy theory of the day

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 17, 2007 11:16 AM

IMPORTANT NUTROOTS ACTION ALERT: Mitt Romney’s taking over Clear Channel!!!!!!

Brian Maloney debunks.

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  1. #1
    On December 17th, 2007 at 11:26 am, flmom said:

    I always try to look for the silver lining, and it’s that the nutroots have finally realised that Bush isn’t running.

  2. #2
    On December 17th, 2007 at 11:27 am, walterc said:

    This is too much fun. They’ll make themselves crazy with this one.

    Maybe we should feed it a bit. MMMM, I know let’s throw out the rumor that Dick Cheney will be CEO of the new Clearer Channel Radio effective January 21st 2009.

  3. #3
    On December 17th, 2007 at 11:42 am, coldfront said:

    #1 flmom/”I always try to look for the silver lining, and it’s that the nutroots have finally realized that Bush isn’t running.”
    LOL!!!!!!
    no…..& not only that!
    …but…the SHT has hit the fan…. everybody….duck!!!!,
    & vote like you really know what is @ stake!!!

  4. #4
    On December 17th, 2007 at 11:51 am, Boomer said:

    The wheels are really starting to come off the liberal/nutroots bus. It is time to nuke some popcorn pour your beverage of choice sit back and watch the fun. ;)

  5. #5
    On December 17th, 2007 at 12:05 pm, LuxEternam said:

    Just when I think the liberals cannot do or say something more stupid, they go and prove me wrong.

    The Liberal S.O.P.: Never let the facts get in the way of a good conspiracy.

  6. #6
    On December 17th, 2007 at 12:07 pm, MTNEER said:

    No matter what the facts, no matter how conservatives respond with the truth, the religion of the “Holy Net Roots” will acclaim as an article of faith that Mitt Romney owns Clear Channel just as Dick Cheney “controls” Haliburton.

    The Nut Roots are as obdurate in their beliefs as the Islamofascists are in theirs. Searching for moderates in either religion, is as frustrating as Diogenes seeking the proverbial honest man.

  7. #7
    On December 17th, 2007 at 12:10 pm, The Raging Republican said:

    On December 17th, 2007 at 12:07 pm, MTNEER said:

    No matter what the facts, no matter how conservatives respond with the truth, the religion of the “Holy Net Roots” will acclaim as an article of faith that Mitt Romney owns Clear Channel just as Dick Cheney “controls” Haliburton.

    The vast right-wing conspiracy…..

  8. #8
    On December 17th, 2007 at 12:12 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Slow news day?

  9. #9
    On December 17th, 2007 at 12:17 pm, puhiawa said:

    It seems that all the old right wing, black helicopter nuts have drifted over to the Libertarian or Democratic Party.

  10. #10
    On December 17th, 2007 at 12:39 pm, Milwaukee Mike said:

    What’s going to be their reaction when he calls for Rush to be his VP running mate?

  11. #11
    On December 17th, 2007 at 12:40 pm, CommentGuy said:

    Cloture vote on the FISA bill in progress
    Cspan 2

  12. #12
    On December 17th, 2007 at 12:43 pm, CommentGuy said:

    76-10 for cloture

  13. #13
    On December 17th, 2007 at 12:45 pm, CommentGuy said:

    Reid is saying Pelosi is promising the Omnibus out of the House this evening late

  14. #14
    On December 17th, 2007 at 12:47 pm, CommentGuy said:

    He notes AMT, SCHIP extension and terrorism insurance are still on tap before xmas recess.

  15. #15
    On December 17th, 2007 at 12:48 pm, CommentGuy said:

    The omnibus bill was only posted at 5pm last night.

  16. #16
    On December 17th, 2007 at 12:52 pm, Dave from Flint said:

    Anybody know when the Dick Cheney show will air?

  17. #17
    On December 17th, 2007 at 12:58 pm, PowWow said:

    These loons have some Romney phobia. One weekend a month or so ago, I was bored. So I was surfing crazy “celeb”-blogs. I stumbled into Roseanne Barr’s. She was going on and on about how Romney was being backed by Rove and the same power hungry something or other that was behind Bush. She had proof she said. So I clicked a couple of links that said the same BS. No proof of course, just theory, like always.

    For the record I like Hunter. I’m not trying to push Romney with this. Just saying, RDS might be a fun thing to watch for a while.

  18. #18
    On December 17th, 2007 at 1:29 pm, taylork said:

    For the record I like Hunter. I’m not trying to push Romney with this. Just saying, RDS might be a fun thing to watch for a while.

    Secret Mormon conspiracies!! There would be no end to RDS.

  19. #19
    On December 17th, 2007 at 1:40 pm, TexasTiger said:

    IMPORTANT NUTROOTS ACTION ALERT: Mitt Romney’s taking over Clear Channel!!!!!!

    I hear he’s going merge Clear Channel with…with…with Halliburton! DUH-DUH-DA-DUHHHH.

  20. #20
    On December 17th, 2007 at 2:46 pm, Chuck said:

    Romney’s buddy is VP Cheney. Cheney runs Halliburton. Halliburton is rolling in stashed cash from all the oil they stole from Iraq. Cheney ordered Halliburton to buy Clear Channel. The Mitt and Dick show starts in April I believe, somewhere around the 1st. <lol>

  21. #21
    On December 17th, 2007 at 3:01 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Dennis Kucinich has taken over my microwave oven and is broadcasting re-runs of “My Favorite Martian” while simultaneously texting Rosie. Should I be afraid? PS – I can find the plastic wrap, but the tinfoil has gone missing.

  22. #22
    On December 17th, 2007 at 3:25 pm, ArmoredCAV said:

    Aloha Guy, that is some funny commentary. Love it.

  23. #23
    On December 17th, 2007 at 3:56 pm, Radiojoe1470 said:

    Let’s really get ‘em worked up by pointing out there are no term limits on Vice Presidents.

    Romney/Cheney ’08

    Of course if Mike gets the Presidential nomination, we might think the Dem’s were cheering the ticket. :)

  24. #24
    On December 17th, 2007 at 4:41 pm, trinitytim said:

    Looks like the liberals are storing their NUTS for the winter.

    ERRR… that’s assuming they can find them first. Highly unlikely.

  25. #25
    On December 17th, 2007 at 4:54 pm, RetFireman said:

    Liberals lie. Pure and simple, that is all they know how to do.

    Well, no, that is not true. I am exagerrating a bit. They also know how to only argue with emotions and feelings and never use actual facts, they only use circular reasoning when arguing in order to try and confuse and disrupt the coversation, when they have been proven deciseviely wrong, which always happens within moments of an argument (note I never say debate, for they refuse to debate, everything with them is always an argument) they then resort to child-like name calling and the most profane laden insults imagineable, they cannot deal with the truth of any subject andd thus everything must be a conspiricy, everyone is out to get them, all Republicans are evil and any Republican elected to the Presidency is only there to lead a Coup and head up a Dictatorship that will remove all rights and end up smoking the Constitution like a cigar, they feel that unborn babies have no right to live and thus they must be destroyed by sucking them apart through a tube yet the most heinous criminal deserves to live out his life in relative comfort in prison, in the same line they also believe that child molestors can be cured enough to be released to live next door to your child…but not theirs, they believe that homosexual couples getting married is the end-all be-all to marriage and is a beutiful thing, but a woman getting married to a man is nothing more than legalized slavery and a form of abuse that should be outlawed and any woman married to a man should immediately sue for divorce and any man expecting or asking for sex in said marriage is actually raping said wife and should be arrested for rape….

    And that they lie. Alot.

  26. #26
    On December 17th, 2007 at 5:05 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On December 17th, 2007 at 4:41 pm, trinitytim said:
    Looks like the liberals are storing their NUTS for the winter.

    ERRR… that’s assuming they can find them first. Highly unlikely.

    Hillary’s got… never mind.

  27. #27
    On December 17th, 2007 at 5:48 pm, blogagog said:

    Romney only owns Hugh Hewitt. The rest are free thinkers.

  28. #28
    On December 17th, 2007 at 6:14 pm, pressto said:

    President Bush is talking over all of the Media.

    It must be true because you read it here. :)

  29. #29
    On December 17th, 2007 at 7:00 pm, 24Klady said:

    I have absolutely nothing to add to this thread. Ladies & gentlemen, you have provided enough great lines to last through the evening. I was laughing so hard, “he who shall not be named, but lives in the recliner” asked me if I was alright?

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