Comments on: Boxer and Feinstein drink the Kool-Aid

By: JohnHolliday

JohnHolliday — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:50:45 +0000

Well, since the original B & F believe we all evolved from simians, I suspect that they think the monkeys are just a form of reincarnation, on their way up the evolutionary ladder.

Just wait, Dennett or Dawkins will claim this “proves” evolution. Yeah, just like Piltdown Man.

And I live in their stinkin’ State, too! Would someone please just push the button and end the misery?

By: walterc

walterc — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:21:15 +0000

Now the next test should be comparing them with Columbia students in allowing an opponent to speak freely.

I’m guessing the monkeys would win that one too.

By: a deLayed reaction

a deLayed reaction — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:17:58 +0000

Too far…

I read this as I woke up this morning and I’m a little chagrined. I had hoped we were going to try and take the high road a little more often but from what I can see in this story, my fellow conservative bloggers can’t resist taking pot s…

By: blues

blues — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:11:08 +0000

The macaques didn’t have the (dis)advantage of attending the Liberal school system.Only surprise is that they didn’t do much better,since math is based on logic and common sense.

By: Moonbattery

Moonbattery — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:17:39 +0000

What’s in a Name?…

Duke University researchers, testing the mathematical skills of macaque monkeys, used a pair of female subjects named Feinstein and Boxer. As a reward for their participation, the monkeys were given their favorite treat: some Kool-Aid. Who would…

By: LuxEternam

LuxEternam — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:01:15 +0000

What’s more interesting is that both the monkey versions of Boxer and Feinstein, and the “human” versions of Boxer and Feinstein have a tendancy to throw their own excrement when they get upset.

By: Surveyor

Surveyor — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:47:02 +0000

And both groups fared about the same.

I think this part worries me the most.

By: TexasTiger

TexasTiger — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:45:51 +0000

Her study pitted the monkey math team of Boxer and Feinstein — two female macaque monkeys named for U.S. senators Barbara Boxer and Dianne Feinstein of California — with 14 Duke University students.

If I’m not mistaken…
Weren’t Boxer and Feinstein (the NC macaques, not the CA macaques) members of the Group of 88 that hounded the Duke lacrosse players?

By: Radiojoe1470

Radiojoe1470 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:35:55 +0000

Two can play that game, Autopsy.

This whole thing is quite a howler.

By: discarded lies - hyperlinkopotamus

discarded lies - hyperlinkopotamus — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:16:31 +0000

Captain! Irony Readings Are Off the Scale!…

Captain! Irony Readings Are Off the Scale!…

By: The Raging Republican

The Raging Republican — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:15:20 +0000

Boxer and Feinstein drink the Kool-Aid

I think what she meant to say was:

‘Boxer and Feinstein ~~drink~~ make the Kool-Aid’

By: docflash

docflash — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:40:52 +0000

No suprise here,they swing from the same vine.Watch out Tarzan

By: DocattheAutopsy

DocattheAutopsy — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:31:34 +0000

The friends I’m sending this story to are going ape over it.

Seriously bananas.

They were so grateful I’d gibbon this to them.

It just goes to show, lemur things change, lemur they stay the same.

(I hope these don’t get me banned.)

By: This has Got to be Satire « Federal Way Conservative

This has Got to be Satire « Federal Way Conservative — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:26:55 +0000

[...] This has Got to be Satire Michelle Malkin brings to light an article about monkeys that ends with the punchline about Feinstein and Boxer drinking Kool-Aid. Funny stuff. I’m having a very difficult time believing it isn’t satire. (link) [...]

By: locomotivebreath1901

locomotivebreath1901 — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:12:01 +0000

The most ethical congress, evah!!

This stuff practically writes itself.

Bottoms up, piglets.