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Hillary Clinton domain name game

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 20, 2007 01:57 PM

Watch out! Hillary has moved from Obama’s kindergarten paper capers to a domain name buying frenzy. Her campaign has registered websites at Votingpresent.com and Votingpresent.org, according to ABC News, in order to attack Obama’s unwillingness to take a stand on Illinois state legislation. Yawn. She’s also snapped up Attacktimeline.com to copiously document all the attacks against her. Like that hasn’t been done before. Double yawn.

Allah jokes: “If she launches Islamicmanchuriancandidate.com now, all she has to do is apologize later.”

Ha.

Coming soon:

IGottaCrushObama.com
ObamaOsamaWhatever.com
Didyouhearaboutthecocainecocainecocainecocainecocaine.com
Hedoesnthavetheballs.com

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  1. #1
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:00 pm, puhiawa said:

    Panics easily doesn’t she? Obama may be a moonbat, but he is much nicer person than this Queen Of Mean.

  2. #2
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:01 pm, a crapweasel said:

    All those site so she can plaster that beautiful face on.

  3. #3
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:02 pm, teresafromtejas said:

    hesawholelotnicerthanme.com

    or

    dudeimgettingtherunformymoneybyajuniorsenator.com

  4. #4
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:07 pm, DesertLover said:

    ObamaOsamaYoMama.com
    OsamaDerangementSyndrome.com
    SwiftboatingObama.com
    ObamaIslamo.com
    ObamaThePretender.com
    SlammaBammaJammaObama.com

  5. #5
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:09 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    DodgeTheQuestions.com

    I would suggest MoveOn.org, but somebody already owns that and her too.

  6. #6
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:09 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    She can dish it out, but she can’t take it.

    How weak can you get?

    Oh, that’s right, it’s the “poor me, they’re picking on me, piling on, I’m a woman, that’s why” syndrome.

    Welcome to the real world. Get a grip.

  7. #7
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:10 pm, Florida Unclaimed Money said:

    MyStaffersArentAccusingHimOfBeingAlQaeda.com

  8. #8
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:11 pm, Florida Unclaimed Money said:

    Obamadrasah.com

  9. #9
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:13 pm, taylork said:

    Bill has one of his own too. It’s called match.com

  10. #10
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:17 pm, Milwaukee Mike said:

    hismiddlenameishusseinafterall.com

    mystonesarebigger.com

    niceguymyass.com

  11. #11
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:20 pm, hatelibs said:

    The Clintons simply can’t help themselves. They believe it is their God given right to have power over others so nothing is beyond reason to make sure that happens.

    I still say we can still hope and pray that she totally comes unglued in public at some point. That is definitely possible because she’s showing signs of cracking already and the real fun hasn’t even begun yet.

  12. #12
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:21 pm, BadIdeaGuy said:

    Baracksellscrack.org

  13. #13
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:24 pm, gayle said:

    I can’t wait to see what she does when she gets closer to losing!

    Just what else can they do that hasn’t been done?

    I would like to see her come unglued on live TV! LOL!!!!!

    Ugly becomes ugliest.

  14. #14
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:24 pm, twiggman said:

    youwillbepresidentovermydeadbody.com

  15. #15
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:28 pm, BadIdeaGuy said:

    I apologize to anyone who thought “Baracksellscrack.org” implied that Barack Obama sold crack. I also apologize to Barack Obama because I know it would be intellectually dishonest to say Barack Obama funded law school and his campaign through a slush fund generated by crack sales. That’s why I would never insinuate that Barack Obama wanted to be President since kindergarten or that Barack Obama is a Muslim sounding name.
    Sincerely,
    Bob Kerrey and Bill Shaheen

  16. #16
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:30 pm, John Ansell said:

    theobamination.com. Thehsufitswearit.com.

  17. #17
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:31 pm, Lifeofthemind said:

    Maybe we can have Rick Lazio hand her a piece of paper again on TV and then run an ad asking if she really is up to dealing with Putin.

  18. #18
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:31 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    twiggman, good one.

    IcacklewhenIamsupposedtobelaughing.com

    Iplantedquestionersattherepublicandebate.sowhat.com

  19. #19
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:32 pm, John Ansell said:

    Gale #13, Maybe the Clintons will go after his family memebers. Arkancide seems popular when they are down.

  20. #20
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:34 pm, ACHefty said:

    EverythingBelongsToMeSoYouMightAsWellVoteForMeAnyways.com

    MyBroomIsSaferThanTedKsOldsmobile.com

  21. #21
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:35 pm, John Ansell said:

    Ilikemichelleobamabetterthanmyhusbandbill.com

  22. #22
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:36 pm, twiggman said:

    30 the options are endless…

  23. #23
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:47 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    truly they are.

  24. #24
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:48 pm, Speakup said:

    How bout:

    ifilosethisbillsaeunuch.com

  25. #25
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:49 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

    If anyone knows how to marshal the forces of the vast left-wing slime machine it’s Hillary Clinton. From stealing over a 1,000 FBI files on her enemies, she’s quite keen on using leverage to force her pathetic agenda on the unsuspecting.

  26. #26
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:49 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Gayle — The Clinton’s basically invented the term “by any means necessary”.

    The Clinton machine is so powerful, I wouldn’t put it past them to rig this nomination process. If I were the other top two folks, I’d demand an investigation. I don’t trust these two, nor do I trust their blind, loyal operators.

    What smelled this week was the ridiculous endorsement by the Des Moines register.

  27. #27
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:50 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    If anyone knows how to marshal the forces of the vast left-wing slime machine it’s Hillary Clinton. From stealing over a 1,000 FBI files on her enemies, she’s quite keen on using leverage to force her pathetic agenda on the unsuspecting.

    And let’s not forget the fact that they won’t release her papers until AFTER the election.

    What are you hiding Hillary? Why not release them now?

    Are you just waiting until you have this election sewn up, locked up, so it won’t matter then?

  28. #28
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:52 pm, nyc123me said:

    iwishihadballs.com

  29. #29
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:53 pm, William Teach said:

    Sorry, but every single domain name listed is incorrect. They should all end with either .ru

    One thing you can bet on, nothing her campaign registers will end with .us

  30. #30
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:53 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    DLTDHYOTWO.COM

    I thought that was obvious.

  31. #31
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:55 pm, Rip Ford said:

    ObamaObamaboBobamaBonanafannafoFobamaFeefymoMobamaObama.com

  32. #32
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:56 pm, Radiojoe1470 said:

    Whenhillfreezesover.com

    Edwardsforsherrif.com

  33. #33
    On December 20th, 2007 at 2:59 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    TheSecondBlackPresident.com

    Works for either one!

  34. #34
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:00 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    Iamarichb!tchandawitch.com

  35. #35
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:06 pm, TMoney said:

    IFoundTheKeyboardWs.com

    MyCigarHasBatteries.com

    IWearThePantsInTheWhiteHouse.com

  36. #36
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:11 pm, PowWow said:

    didwementionthemadrassa.com

    hesnotbillcintonyoulovehim.com

    hesruiningallmyplans.net

  37. #37
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:14 pm, diggafromdover said:

    IamTheLordThyHillaryAndThouShaltHaveNoBamasBeforeMe.com

  38. #38
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:16 pm, taylork said:

    amIhotornot.com

  39. #39
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:24 pm, Azygos said:

    IhaveBillsballsinmypurse.com

    Icequeen.com

  40. #40
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:27 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    TMoney - ROFL

    MyPantSuitIsMadeOfAsbestos.com

  41. #41
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:27 pm, rbb said:

    A slight improvement on “Hedoesnthavetheballs.com” - change it to read “HedoesnthavetheballsButIdo.com

  42. #42
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:28 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    TheyLikeMeTheyReallyReallyLikeMe.com

  43. #43
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:32 pm, PowWow said:

    whatmeworry.net

    .com is most likely being used by mad magazine, if they’re still in business

  44. #44
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:43 pm, Boomer said:

    As jumpy as this woman is proving to be do we want her to have access to the modes and codes that could launch our nuclear arsenal?

    imgoingtonukeemall.org

  45. #45
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:46 pm, docflash said:

    OOh Mow Mow,shama lama ding dong.com,this crapola SHE is doing has turned it into a clown show.

  46. #46
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:48 pm, gridlock said:
  47. #47
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:50 pm, deepdiver said:

    Iorderyoutolikeme.org

    Itsforthechildren.com

    IfIlosetheelectionatleastIwillfinallyhavetimeforthatfaceliftandtummytuck.com

    DammitBill.com

    Itisnotmyfault.org

  48. #48
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:53 pm, Timothy S. Carlson said:

    OilOfOlaysNotCocaine.com
    HarderThanMyHusband.com (sorry FZ :P)
    DoubleBagger.com
    HoldYourNoseAndVote.com
    ImAMinorityAndStillWhite.com

    Still thinkin’…

  49. #49
    On December 20th, 2007 at 3:55 pm, Timothy S. Carlson said:

    Really really bad…

    WhiteChickBlackVotes.com

    Apologies in advance :P

  50. #50
    On December 20th, 2007 at 4:00 pm, inviolet said:

    hatelibs said:
    I still say we can still hope and pray that she totally comes unglued in public at some point. That is definitely possible because she’s showing signs of cracking already and the real fun hasn’t even begun yet.

    Have been hoping for this for some time and think it’ll happen. The rage is definitely already there. She is *owed* this and “her will be done” or else! She just wants…it…too…much not to lose her head if the presidency looks like it’s slipping away.

  51. #51
    On December 20th, 2007 at 4:01 pm, meatpieandtatters said:
  52. #52
    On December 20th, 2007 at 4:02 pm, RaisedRight said:

    GeorgeBushMakesUsAllDoIrrationalThings.com

    DiamondsandPearls.org

    LeaveMyDishwasherDonorsAlone.net

    VacuumCleanersBrushesBroomsandMops.com

    ComprehensiveWorkOut.org

    WhatDidHeDoAforeHowLongandWithWho.com

    SirEdmundHillaryRodhamClinton.net

    HillarysGarden.org

  53. #53
    On December 20th, 2007 at 4:47 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    MostEthicalCampaignEvah.com

    AMillionThingsIWillRaiseTaxes4.com

    TakeYourProfits.com

    ILoveChe.com

    Vote4MeOrIWillCackle.com

  54. #54
    On December 20th, 2007 at 4:54 pm, whysoangry said:

    mypantsuitswisheswheniwalk.com

  55. #55
    On December 20th, 2007 at 5:00 pm, Blind_Mule said:

    ihaveabiggeronethanyouorbill.org

    obamahascrabsonhis.org

    accidentshappentomyfriends.com

    dontgoaftermypastoryoulldie.com

  56. #56
    On December 20th, 2007 at 5:04 pm, ajmontana said:

    thelightsareonbutnobodyshome.com

  57. #57
    On December 20th, 2007 at 5:17 pm, BlueEyedDevil said:

    doingwhatsrightforchina.com
    ChiComsRUs.com
    lastgaspforthe60sradicals.com

  58. #58
    On December 20th, 2007 at 5:24 pm, secondsight said:

    You won’t see this one: churchgoingdame.com

  59. #59
    On December 20th, 2007 at 5:29 pm, ajmontana said:

    acidflashbackfromwoodstock.com

    cackleistorture.com

    hsuflungdoo.com

    iknowwhatsinthearchivesandyoudont.com

    ilovemonicamorethanbill.com

  60. #60
    On December 20th, 2007 at 5:30 pm, mike volpe said:

    These domain names are non descript. How do they know they are meant to attack Obama?

  61. #61
    On December 20th, 2007 at 5:45 pm, John Ansell said:

    William Teach said: #29, I think you are on to something but it’s not RU. In her case it would be CN for China. Good call though

  62. #62
    On December 20th, 2007 at 5:56 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    ineverhadsexwiththatwomaneither.com

  63. #63
    On December 20th, 2007 at 6:03 pm, blacktygrrrr said:

    Taylork,

    Match.com is for all religions. Given his preference for Monica, I would say he was on Jdate.com myself.

    As for Hillary attacking Obama’s terrorist connections (through surrogates of course), according to South Park, it was Hillary that had a nuclear device…in a very sensitive place.

    (Watch the episode, it is hilarious)

    Respectfully,

    eric aka the Tygrrrr Express

    aka IwannaslapHillarysBadonkadonk.com

  64. #64
    On December 20th, 2007 at 6:07 pm, trailortrash said:

    haha greatness

  65. #65
    On December 20th, 2007 at 6:08 pm, Speakup said:

    HillarythetaxQueen.URScrd

  66. #66
    On December 20th, 2007 at 6:09 pm, bipartisancomplainer said:

    ideserveaninterntoo.com

  67. #67
    On December 20th, 2007 at 6:14 pm, mike volpe said:

    So, again, how do we know these sites are meant to attack Obama?

  68. #68
    On December 20th, 2007 at 6:20 pm, CommentGuy said:

    There are two other websites that look to be professional operations and not some small person coding on the own.

    Hillaryis44 is a pro Clinton website and HillaryAttacks is one that is very opposed to her from all that you see there.

  69. #69
    On December 20th, 2007 at 6:30 pm, John Ansell said:

    MYBROTHERISADEADBEATWHOOWESBOXER’SDAUGHTERALIMONEYANDCHINLDSUPPORTINTHE10′SOFTHOUSANDS.ohbrother

  70. #70
    On December 20th, 2007 at 6:30 pm, jrlingreenbay said:
  71. #71
    On December 20th, 2007 at 6:32 pm, mike volpe said:

    Will someone please explain how we know these sites are meant to attack Obama?

  72. #72
    On December 20th, 2007 at 6:37 pm, Timothy S. Carlson said:

    I think we beginning to tangent from the original concept.

    Not complaining - just sayin’

    :P

  73. #73
    On December 20th, 2007 at 6:43 pm, Kahuna said:

    It will be the most entertaining when she self destructs. I actually feel sorry for her. (NOT!)

  74. #74
    On December 20th, 2007 at 6:45 pm, Kahuna said:

    I honestly thimk Slick Willy is out to torpedo her op. Why???

  75. #75
    On December 20th, 2007 at 6:52 pm, Blind_Mule said:

    mike volpe said:
    Will someone please explain how we know these sites are meant to attack Obama?

    Sense of Humor’s went on sale at WalMart today, Maybe somebody should go buy one.

    Seriously mike this has went off the origanal topic but many of these are very funny. just go with it, if you have any that meet the requirment of your question post them.

  76. #76
    On December 20th, 2007 at 7:19 pm, Timothy S. Carlson said:

    FreeWillyVoteHilly.com

    GeeThatObamaGirlIsHOT.com

    ObamasMomma.com
    (lots of ‘yo momma’ jokes)

    GeeJanetRenoIsHOT.com
    (yikes!)

    Really running out of steam now…

  77. #77
    On December 20th, 2007 at 7:39 pm, John Ansell said:

    ROTFLMAO JR, Between a Barak and a hard place. cleaning screen and keyboard.

  78. #78
    On December 20th, 2007 at 8:43 pm, mholland1 said:

    elephantankles.com

    pantsuitdiva.com

    idontfreethewilly.com

  79. #79
    On December 20th, 2007 at 8:46 pm, mholland1 said:

    ittakesavillagetocleanthestain.com

  80. #80
    On December 20th, 2007 at 10:41 pm, Rip Ford said:

    Ihavenorecollectionwhatsoever.com

  81. #81
    On December 21st, 2007 at 2:20 am, RetFireman said:

    Please, would someone take the time to explain to me, and anyone else, how the Democrats…and even Hill-Dawg herself, expects to be the President of the united States, the Leader of the Free World, Leader of the Only and Last Super Power on the planet, at a time of war, at this, to us John Edwards description, most crucial point in history, when we are faced with an enemy who regards women as chattel to be traded as so much livestock and treated as slaves, who thinks women should not even be allowed to drive a car let alone be out of the house without a male member of their family as an escort let alone run a country…

    just how will this woman be expected to run this country as President with all this stacked against her when she goes off crying about how the media, the other candidates, the Republicans and their “Vast Right-Winged Conspiricy” and all her other excuses sends her into a fit of depression, despair and crying fits every other day? She hasn’t even been selected as the Democratic Candidate yet, and God help her to handle THAT stress, how will she be expected to handle the pressures of office?

    If you ask me, if there was any one candidate that has demonstrated on a DAILY BASIS their ineptitude and inabillity to be President of the United States just based on their own actions and their own words, with no help from anyone else and removing from the equation all personal feelings, it has been Hillary Rodham Clinton. She has been the poster child for every make chauvanest pig to argue for exactly why there should never be a woman in the White House. She is single handedly setting back the women in politics movement 50 years. Add to what she is doing Pelosi, Boxer, the fruitcake formerly from Georgia and the one from L.A. and you would be hard pressed to ever get a woman elected to higher officve again in the next 50 years.

    Way to go Dems…way to go Hill-Dawg.

  82. #82
    On December 21st, 2007 at 6:35 am, TMoney said:

    Fireman you make a great point, but in this run, I think we have to consider who will be voting. My personal polls, tell me that the mindless single women who loved Bill Clinton, will vote for Hillary.
    Most Democrats hate Bush enough to put Saddam Hussein in the White House.
    Many Republicans will refuse to vote because they feel betrayed by the Bush administration and the prolifically spending congress.
    Then we put Hillary up against Obama - many of the redneck Democrats are still too dense to get over the fact that he is a mixed race (which shows their true character). And any Republicans, who might vote Democratic - for instance, RINOs like McCain and Specter - would be wondering how soon Obama might bring up the word ‘reparations’.
    Damn scary scenarios, if you ask me.
    I’m just crazy enough to think Hillary has a mighty good shot at the brass ring.

    I hope you’re right, and she steamrolls off the deep end so her true colors are displayed.

  83. #83
    On December 21st, 2007 at 7:13 am, rbb said:

    On December 20th, 2007 at 4:54 pm, whysoangry said:

    mypantsuitswisheswheniwalk.com

    Hey, this thread is about hillary and obama, not edwards…

  84. #84
    On December 21st, 2007 at 1:31 pm, directorblue said:
  85. #85
    On December 21st, 2007 at 9:52 pm, playblu said:

    That’s ok. I already snagged humaabedin.com. Ha!

  86. #86
    On December 21st, 2007 at 11:18 pm, Jim M. said:

    Andyourlittledogtoo.com

    Dumbodoesdoobies.com

    BO.com

    Mycalvesarebigger.com

    Husseinscocaine.com

    Bill_is_blacker.com

  87. #87
    On December 21st, 2007 at 11:47 pm, mucho muchacho said:

    geniusoflove.nytimes.com

  88. #88
    On December 23rd, 2007 at 9:15 am, SJBill said:

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