A Very Hillary Christmas
We elves at Hot Air (hee-hee-hee) re-cut Hillary Clinton’s Christmas ad. Enjoy!
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I just barfed in my stocking…
Way to cool… The truth hurts.
Now, that’s more like it! Great Job, guys. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
That was great! Merry Christmas to you Michelle and your lovely family as well as to AP. The work ya’ll do is simply amazing!
BWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Secular Progressive Clause is coming to town!
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Cattle Futures??
Dont ya just love those elves?
So if you don’t get a present from Hillary this Christmas, it’s because the country can’t afford it.
Cattle belong there in more ways than one, seeing as how her campaign promises are so full of fertilizer.
Thanks for the Friday laugh!
Wow, that was terrific!! Good job, HA crew!
Merry Christmas Hot Air Elves and readers! :0)
Can’t see a thing.
Curse you WebSense!
Wow…she certainly is celebrating a Christmas Holiday that is alienating the Jews, the Muslims, the Buddhists and all those fun loving Athiests. I thought she and all those Liberals were against that sort of thing?
Nothing says Liberal Democrat like H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-S-Y-!
And a partridge in a…hmmm looks like that partridge has flown.
Did Hill ever have a cat to give Kathleen Willey?
And a new pair of ping pong balls for Bill.
So Hill-Dawg thinks that as President she should be Santa Claus and give the people all these things as presants, hmmm? These should just be gifts from our benevolent leader? Who is going to pay for all of those things? How are they going to get funded? Is the money just going to miracle itself out of her highness’ butt? Or is Santa going to create them up in his workshop?
Now, let’s just talk a moment about her choice of music for her Holiday ad. Caroling Bells. Is this her endorsement of one religion over all the rest? What about “Separation of Church and State”? Is she and her staff that stupid that they are unaware of what Christmas represents and what the music they chose is about?
Yeah, good job. I am sure the greedy, gimmie gimmie Liberal losers who don’t want to work for a damn thing in their lives and want the government to do everything short of chew their food for them, just love the original ad she put forth. I for one am sickened by the pandering of it and the cheapening of this holiday by her and the heathen scum she has working for her.
Thanks Michelle and the Hot Air staff for showing them that they wouldn’t understand this holiday if they actually read that book they carry in their hand when they go to church every time Bill gets caught with his pants down or they need to raise their poll numbers. I doubt they even know what the Christmas Story is, other than Charlie Brown had a crappy tree.
Rats! Hot Air is a blocked site for me at work. I have to wait until I go home tonight before I get to enjoy this.
How dare you insult a world-class genius.
While we are on the topic of all things universal, is she going to extend Universal Asteroid Protection to Mars? I mean they are part of the universe right??
Beef. It’s what’s for dinner…
Cackling. Tastes like chicken…
I’m getting hungry.
You left out the lingerie – Pink Slips for all her staffers who Huck Up while doing her dirty work.
LOL!! Very cute!
What’s she getting Tim Russert?
Ugh. Just even the possibility that I might have to listen to that cackle for at least 4 years.
Now, where did I put that real estate booklet for the Cayman Islands?
This version is funnier, but I thought the original was scarier. Universal Pre-K? Should terrify any parent hoping to have a hand in their own child’s upbringing.
That’s cackalicious!
A great rework.
Now THIS was funny.
Sure, the original version was funny, too…in a frightening, property-redistributing, Orwellian, “Heavenly Father, please, please, please deliver us from evil” sort of way.
That cackling at the opening of the vid would make a hilarious ring tone.
Cackling at the beginning and the end.
Good one!
Merry Christmas to all of you and especially Michelle and her family. I’m going to spend Christmas with my daughters and have a wonderful time. Hope all of you have a great holiday. “If you don’t have Christmas in your heart, you’ll never find it under a tree”…a good quote.
Are they useing that laugh when they question the POW’s in Iraq and Afganistan? that would be true torture hearing that cacle like for a straight 24 hours and especially without sleep. No wonder Billyjeff goes elsewhere for his social life.
ROFLMBO I saw it over at Hot Air and almost fell out of my computer chair
Hillarys campaign
Be afraid be very afraid!
Can’t we convince Hillary that her reputation needs the incredible honor of being the first female Ambassador to Russia? Imagine Putin and her go in a room together. Which ever one comes out we win!
Oh those creative little elves at Hot Air! God Bless them all!
That was funny and very well done too.
Thank you, Michelle, for a terrific job of keeping us so well informed!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your sweet family!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Bryan and Allah, and thanks to them as well.
I love this place!
what is needed, is the ‘$$$$ from tax payers’ on each of the tags next to the entitlement program ‘gift’. but, great job MM.. i can almost watch this one. have to turn the sound down. just can’t take that kackle of the witch.
C’mon Hill. Where did you put the Kwanzaa corn? That wasn’t very inclusive was it?
BTW…if you ask Hillary about cattle futures, will she tell you abpout her plans for the rest of her life?
Thanks Michelle and Hot Air the wife and I loved it!
Funny, have a Merry Christmas everyone.
Very funny, Michelle.
The original ad tells us alot about the Clinton campaign, though. This is exactly the style and thinking used in pervious, disasterous ads about health care years ago when Bill was in office. they’re still obviously getting their advertising info from the Thomases, who consistently engineered disasterous ads for the Clintons whenever they got the chance.
This shows us a terribly important lesson about the Clintons: apparently, they have failed to learn anything about public image. Anyone who can’t learn that certainly is ill-equipped in the world we live in today to be President.
Did you HAVE to add the cackle?Or was that for my benefit?
Michelle,
I have an idea. Because Senator Clinton’s original ad is so unintentionally revealing, why don’t you hold a contest on who can write the best parody?
The person who writes the best “faux news story” on the original “Holiday” ad will win bragging rights.
The only rule I’d suggest, if I may be so bold, is when writing it, you must approach the ad as if it were an attack ad put out by conservative Republicans. What do you think?
Here’s a example:[Modeled after a NYT blog post.]
Geez, but she is a horrible, horrible person. And about as transparant as celephane too.
Fighting for children for 35 years, but can’t get her brother to pay his child support. Yeah, strong work Hill-Dawg. Work on that fat F of a brother before you work on anything else, ok?
Contrast and compare to Fred’s Christmas message:
Special Christmas Holiday Message
#44 donnab13
Now that’s a Christmas message!
#45
Please forward it on.
Hmmm….narcicism vs. patriotism. Thinking only of herself vs. thinking of the men and women serving in the War Against Islamic World Domination and Aggression and the families that miss them terribly and cannot be with them this Christmas.
I wonder which person would make a better President, since both videos are so telling of just who is the real person running for office?
Maybe a cutaway shot of the address outside — 1313 Mockingbird Lane….
Merry Christmas!!!!!
Funny…I always remembered the Grinch being green and nowhere near as ugly or as unpleasant.
I see she fails to include the receipts with her packages, intimating that a social program/gift from a President Hillary will come with no returns (you can’t opt out), no refunds (everyone will pay), and definitely no exchanges (there will be no bi-partisan compromises)!
All the packages should just say “More Taxes”. It really doesn’t change her message at all.