A Very Hillary Christmas

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 21, 2007 02:43 PM

We elves at Hot Air (hee-hee-hee) re-cut Hillary Clinton’s Christmas ad. Enjoy!

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  1. #201251
    On December 21st, 2007 at 2:44 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

    I just barfed in my stocking…

  2. #201253
    On December 21st, 2007 at 2:48 pm, twiggman said:

    Way to cool… The truth hurts.

  3. #201255
    On December 21st, 2007 at 2:48 pm, d1carter said:

    Now, that’s more like it! Great Job, guys. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

  4. #201258
    On December 21st, 2007 at 2:54 pm, Pulchritudinous Patriot said:

    That was great! Merry Christmas to you Michelle and your lovely family as well as to AP. The work ya’ll do is simply amazing!

  5. #201259
    On December 21st, 2007 at 2:54 pm, The Raging Republican said:

    BWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    Secular Progressive Clause is coming to town!

    *

    Cattle Futures??

  6. #201271
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:02 pm, ajmontana said:

    Dont ya just love those elves? 8)

  7. #201272
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:03 pm, Papa Louie said:

    she is not formally proposing anything she can’t fund without increasing the deficit: “I have a million ideas. The country can’t afford them all.”

    So if you don’t get a present from Hillary this Christmas, it’s because the country can’t afford it.

  8. #201275
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:04 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    Cattle belong there in more ways than one, seeing as how her campaign promises are so full of fertilizer.

    Thanks for the Friday laugh!

  9. #201276
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:05 pm, Eclectic said:

    Wow, that was terrific!! Good job, HA crew!

    Merry Christmas Hot Air Elves and readers! :0)

  10. #201277
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:08 pm, TexasTiger said:

    Can’t see a thing. :cry:

    Curse you WebSense!

  11. #201280
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:10 pm, RetFireman said:

    Wow…she certainly is celebrating a Christmas Holiday that is alienating the Jews, the Muslims, the Buddhists and all those fun loving Athiests. I thought she and all those Liberals were against that sort of thing?

    Nothing says Liberal Democrat like H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-S-Y-!

  12. #201285
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:15 pm, Speakup said:

    And a partridge in a…hmmm looks like that partridge has flown.

    Did Hill ever have a cat to give Kathleen Willey?

    And a new pair of ping pong balls for Bill.

  13. #201287
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:21 pm, RetFireman said:

    So Hill-Dawg thinks that as President she should be Santa Claus and give the people all these things as presants, hmmm? These should just be gifts from our benevolent leader? Who is going to pay for all of those things? How are they going to get funded? Is the money just going to miracle itself out of her highness’ butt? Or is Santa going to create them up in his workshop?

    Now, let’s just talk a moment about her choice of music for her Holiday ad. Caroling Bells. Is this her endorsement of one religion over all the rest? What about “Separation of Church and State”? Is she and her staff that stupid that they are unaware of what Christmas represents and what the music they chose is about?

    Yeah, good job. I am sure the greedy, gimmie gimmie Liberal losers who don’t want to work for a damn thing in their lives and want the government to do everything short of chew their food for them, just love the original ad she put forth. I for one am sickened by the pandering of it and the cheapening of this holiday by her and the heathen scum she has working for her.

    Thanks Michelle and the Hot Air staff for showing them that they wouldn’t understand this holiday if they actually read that book they carry in their hand when they go to church every time Bill gets caught with his pants down or they need to raise their poll numbers. I doubt they even know what the Christmas Story is, other than Charlie Brown had a crappy tree.

  14. #201289
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:22 pm, Boomer said:

    Rats! Hot Air is a blocked site for me at work. I have to wait until I go home tonight before I get to enjoy this.

  15. #201293
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:24 pm, JammieWearingFool said:

    How dare you insult a world-class genius.

  16. #201294
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:25 pm, Just A Grunt said:

    While we are on the topic of all things universal, is she going to extend Universal Asteroid Protection to Mars? I mean they are part of the universe right??

  17. #201296
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:27 pm, ACHefty said:

    Beef. It’s what’s for dinner…

    Cackling. Tastes like chicken…

    I’m getting hungry.

  18. #201300
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:30 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    You left out the lingerie – Pink Slips for all her staffers who Huck Up while doing her dirty work.

  19. #201315
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:45 pm, Nicki said:

    LOL!! Very cute!

  20. #201316
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:47 pm, Bob1234 said:

    What’s she getting Tim Russert?

  21. #201319
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:51 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Ugh. Just even the possibility that I might have to listen to that cackle for at least 4 years.

    Now, where did I put that real estate booklet for the Cayman Islands?

  22. #201320
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:51 pm, BB said:

    This version is funnier, but I thought the original was scarier. Universal Pre-K? Should terrify any parent hoping to have a hand in their own child’s upbringing.

  23. #201329
    On December 21st, 2007 at 3:57 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    That’s cackalicious!

  24. #201343
    On December 21st, 2007 at 4:23 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    A great rework.

  25. #201351
    On December 21st, 2007 at 4:34 pm, Roman Con said:

    Now THIS was funny.

    Sure, the original version was funny, too…in a frightening, property-redistributing, Orwellian, “Heavenly Father, please, please, please deliver us from evil” sort of way.

  26. #201354
    On December 21st, 2007 at 4:42 pm, The Raging Republican said:

    That cackling at the opening of the vid would make a hilarious ring tone.

  27. #201355
    On December 21st, 2007 at 4:44 pm, tacodawn said:

    Cackling at the beginning and the end.

    Good one!

  28. #201386
    On December 21st, 2007 at 5:11 pm, graysonret said:

    Merry Christmas to all of you and especially Michelle and her family. I’m going to spend Christmas with my daughters and have a wonderful time. Hope all of you have a great holiday. “If you don’t have Christmas in your heart, you’ll never find it under a tree”…a good quote.

  29. #201400
    On December 21st, 2007 at 5:31 pm, garyt said:

    Are they useing that laugh when they question the POW’s in Iraq and Afganistan? that would be true torture hearing that cacle like for a straight 24 hours and especially without sleep. No wonder Billyjeff goes elsewhere for his social life.

  30. #201408
    On December 21st, 2007 at 5:44 pm, NascarFan70 said:

    ROFLMBO I saw it over at Hot Air and almost fell out of my computer chair

  31. #201423
    On December 21st, 2007 at 6:02 pm, ajmontana said:
  32. #201434
    On December 21st, 2007 at 6:10 pm, Lifeofthemind said:

    Be afraid be very afraid!

    Can’t we convince Hillary that her reputation needs the incredible honor of being the first female Ambassador to Russia? Imagine Putin and her go in a room together. Which ever one comes out we win!

  33. #201441
    On December 21st, 2007 at 6:16 pm, zorro said:

    Oh those creative little elves at Hot Air! God Bless them all!

    That was funny and very well done too.

  34. #201442
    On December 21st, 2007 at 6:18 pm, leepro said:

    Thank you, Michelle, for a terrific job of keeping us so well informed!

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your sweet family!

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Bryan and Allah, and thanks to them as well.

    :mrgreen:

    I love this place!

  35. #201448
    On December 21st, 2007 at 6:26 pm, uhangtight said:

    what is needed, is the ‘$$$$ from tax payers’ on each of the tags next to the entitlement program ‘gift’. but, great job MM.. i can almost watch this one. have to turn the sound down. just can’t take that kackle of the witch.

  36. #201453
    On December 21st, 2007 at 6:36 pm, TexasTiger said:

    C’mon Hill. Where did you put the Kwanzaa corn? That wasn’t very inclusive was it?

    BTW…if you ask Hillary about cattle futures, will she tell you abpout her plans for the rest of her life?

  37. #201471
    On December 21st, 2007 at 7:15 pm, Boomer said:

    Thanks Michelle and Hot Air the wife and I loved it!

  38. #201480
    On December 21st, 2007 at 7:33 pm, Blind_Mule said:

    Funny, have a Merry Christmas everyone.

  39. #201489
    On December 21st, 2007 at 7:54 pm, Mr_Conservative_Cat said:

    Very funny, Michelle.

    The original ad tells us alot about the Clinton campaign, though. This is exactly the style and thinking used in pervious, disasterous ads about health care years ago when Bill was in office. they’re still obviously getting their advertising info from the Thomases, who consistently engineered disasterous ads for the Clintons whenever they got the chance.

    This shows us a terribly important lesson about the Clintons: apparently, they have failed to learn anything about public image. Anyone who can’t learn that certainly is ill-equipped in the world we live in today to be President.

  40. #201616
    On December 22nd, 2007 at 2:54 am, blues said:

    Did you HAVE to add the cackle?Or was that for my benefit?

  41. #201736
    On December 22nd, 2007 at 10:05 am, coffee260 said:

    Michelle,
    I have an idea. Because Senator Clinton’s original ad is so unintentionally revealing, why don’t you hold a contest on who can write the best parody?

    The person who writes the best “faux news story” on the original “Holiday” ad will win bragging rights.

    The only rule I’d suggest, if I may be so bold, is when writing it, you must approach the ad as if it were an attack ad put out by conservative Republicans. What do you think?

    Here’s a example:[Modeled after a NYT blog post.]

    In a move reminiscent of the attacks on Senator John Kerry’s prior military service during the 2004 presidential campaign by “The Swiftboat Veterans for Truth” a group of anonymous conservative republicans have emerged with an ad attacking democrat presidential candidate, Senator Hillary Clinton.

    Playing on some voters fears that Senator Clinton is too much of a big government liberal, the ad starts out with scissors snipping shiny wrapping paper, a fancy ribbon ready to be tied in a bow, and “Carol of the Bells” chiming in the background.

    It’s supposed to be Hillary Rodham Clinton’s take on a holiday campaign ad.

    This Hillary isn’t so much into the suspense of opening presents but instead writes what the gift is on the tag. But a present from her is much more than your average Christmas list.

    The New York senator is shown giving her budget busting, nanny state, socialist programs, such as “universal health care,” “energy independence,” and “middle class tax breaks,” as well as her retreat and defeat, surrender in Iraq policy “bring troops home.”

    Like “The Swiftboat Veterans for Truth”, this new attack ad on Mrs. Clinton shows just how dirty this campaign can get. “Where did I put universal pre-K?” she wonders aloud. “Ah, there it is,” she says, as she smiles and attaches the card to a wrapped gift.

    “Pre-cent$” hit Iowa and New Hampshire airwaves last week. It doesn’t mention Christmas explicitly, using the much maligned PC version by ending with a simple sign reading “Happy Holidays.” A play on the so-called “War on Christmas.”

  42. #201843
    On December 22nd, 2007 at 1:37 pm, RetFireman said:

    Geez, but she is a horrible, horrible person. And about as transparant as celephane too.

  43. #201844
    On December 22nd, 2007 at 1:38 pm, RetFireman said:

    Fighting for children for 35 years, but can’t get her brother to pay his child support. Yeah, strong work Hill-Dawg. Work on that fat F of a brother before you work on anything else, ok?

  44. #201875
    On December 22nd, 2007 at 3:13 pm, donnab13 said:

    Contrast and compare to Fred’s Christmas message:

    Special Christmas Holiday Message

  45. #201880
    On December 22nd, 2007 at 3:39 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    #44 donnab13

    Now that’s a Christmas message!

  46. #201886
    On December 22nd, 2007 at 4:02 pm, donnab13 said:

    #45

    Please forward it on.

  47. #201966
    On December 22nd, 2007 at 7:28 pm, RetFireman said:

    Hmmm….narcicism vs. patriotism. Thinking only of herself vs. thinking of the men and women serving in the War Against Islamic World Domination and Aggression and the families that miss them terribly and cannot be with them this Christmas.

    I wonder which person would make a better President, since both videos are so telling of just who is the real person running for office?

  48. #202025
    On December 22nd, 2007 at 10:48 pm, SHoward said:

    Maybe a cutaway shot of the address outside — 1313 Mockingbird Lane….

    Merry Christmas!!!!!

  49. #202080
    On December 23rd, 2007 at 3:19 am, RetFireman said:

    Funny…I always remembered the Grinch being green and nowhere near as ugly or as unpleasant.

  50. #202151
    On December 23rd, 2007 at 10:29 am, DBNinKY said:

    I see she fails to include the receipts with her packages, intimating that a social program/gift from a President Hillary will come with no returns (you can’t opt out), no refunds (everyone will pay), and definitely no exchanges (there will be no bi-partisan compromises)!

  51. #203281
    On December 26th, 2007 at 12:41 pm, StandardDeviation said:

    All the packages should just say “More Taxes”. It really doesn’t change her message at all.

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