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Rejoice! Global warming will kill Santa…and the entire right-wing, too!

By Michelle Malkin  •  December 27, 2007 10:46 AM

Update 11:47am. Video - President Bush reacts.

Dave Lindorff calls himself an “award-winning journalist” who also happens to be an impeachment freak, 9/11 conspiracist, Mumia abu Jamal cheerleader, and one of the nutballs who accused President Bush of being wired during a 2004 debate with John Kerry (remember “Bush’s mystery bulge?”)

Now, he’s eagerly rooting for global warming to wipe out conservatives. They’ll lose Santa and the reindeer, but the upside is that the right-wing of America will sink into the sea, too!!!!!!

Say what you will about the looming catastrophe facing the world as the pace of global heating and polar melting accelerates. There is a silver lining.

Look at a map of the US.

The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American southeast, including the most populated area of Texas, almost all of Florida, most of Louisiana, and half of Alabama and Mississippi, as well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina. While the northeast will also see some coastal flooding, its geography is such that that aside from a few projecting sandbars like Long Island and Cape Cod, the land rises fairly quickly to well above sea level. Sure, Boston, New York and Philadelphia will be threatened, but these are geographically confined areas that could lend themselves to protection by Dutch-style dikes. The West Coast too tends to rise rapidly to well above sea level in most places. Only down in Southern California towards the San Diego area is the ground closer to sea level.

So what we see is that huge swaths of conservative America are set to face a biblical deluge in a few more presidential cycles…

…There will be much work to be done to help the earth and its residents—human and non-human—survive this man-made catastrophe, and we can’t have these future refugee troglodytes, should their personal disasters still fail to make them recognize reality, mucking things up again.

It should be considered acceptable, in this stifling new world, to say, “Shut up. We told you this would happen.”

Behold the face of liberal peace, harmony, and tolerance (or the cover photo for Unhinged, Vol. 2):

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  1. #1
    On December 27th, 2007 at 10:49 am, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Ignore the fool.

  2. #2
    On December 27th, 2007 at 10:53 am, cpodug said:

    What will he have to say if it doesn’t happen? Suppose he’ll apologize? Nah - Never happen.

  3. #3
    On December 27th, 2007 at 10:53 am, Chuck said:

    This is what happens when you close down the asylums and dump the unfortunates on the streets - they become journalism majors.

  4. #4
    On December 27th, 2007 at 10:55 am, TexasTiger said:

    The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats

    On the bright side, he shouldn’t have to drive as far to bury his cats at sea.

  5. #5
    On December 27th, 2007 at 10:56 am, hatelibs said:

    But it’s conservatives who are mean…yeah right!
    On sick dude

  6. #6
    On December 27th, 2007 at 10:57 am, zorro said:

    “High” priest of the pagan religion of Global Warming. And I do mean high.

  7. #7
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:00 am, DesertLover said:

    He must be auditioning for the EPA job under Queen Hillary … it just amazes me how these idiots can believe any of this BS … logic and common sense are not a part of the liberal mindset …

  8. #8
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:02 am, Rogue said:

    I find it highly amusing that the Global Warming cult is still trying to force this hoax down our throats when much of the country is digging out of record snow falls and people are dying from record-setting low temps

  9. #9
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:04 am, TexasTiger said:

    The fatal flaw in his logic is that conservatives are not a bunch of Big Easy-dwelling, left-tail-of-the-bell-curve boobs. We’re smart enough to outrun water.

  10. #10
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:04 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    If only global warming were true… If only. HA!

  11. #11
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:04 am, 30 pcs of silver said:

    If only global warming were true… If only. HA!

  12. #12
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:10 am, hatelibs said:

    As the evidence continues to mount that Global Warming is a complete hoax, they will just spin right back to the Next Ice Age like they were claiming in the 70’s. There is a lot of $$$$$ at stake here and they won’t give up on their global extortion for re-distribution wealth plan. After all, that’s what this is all about.
    Known and documented warming & cooling cycles along with that thing called the “SUN” can’t possibly be part of this. Nah.

  13. #13
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:11 am, Ron Rockstar said:

    I think Dave Lindorff’s muse is Jack Daniels.

  14. #14
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:11 am, Timothy S. Carlson said:

    What is wrong with these people?

    Good lord…

  15. #15
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:12 am, LauraC said:

    This guy’s not even original. Frank Capra made a little video of this back in 1958:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lgzz-L7GFg

    I love, love, love the graphic of the “inland sea.” Mind you, this is before the global cooling scare of the 1970s that spawned Earth Day.

  16. #16
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:14 am, Kendrick said:

    If only there was someone out there I hated as much as these a-holes hate Bush, then I too could write idiotic rambling gutter-journalism essays spouting off this crap. BDS apparently removes all sense of responsibility, reasonableness, decency, coherence, and general ability to act like a normal person.

  17. #17
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:17 am, Largs said:

    Why do I get this feeling that if Dave Lindorff and his ilk had their way, conservatives would be forced to wear, oh say, red stars on their clothes before being rounded up and placed into camps “for their own protection of course”. Alright you schmutzige Konservative into the showers.

  18. #18
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:17 am, LuxEternam said:

    This ex-hippie had one too many hits off the bong in the sixties (or maybe last night.)

    Lets examine his liberal “logic”.

    Assume for the moment that he is correct and the seas will come rushing in to destroy the “red” states. His logic assumes that my conservatism stems from where I LIVE, not from whom I AM. It shows in sharp relief the liberals basic lack of understanding that conservatism flows from basic beliefs that we hold inside ourselves: God, Family, Country, Honor….all these things have nothing to do with my zip code, and everything to do with my faith in my God, my self and my country. All of the things your basic liberal lacks.

    I of course am sure that the “facts” this guy is spewing are best left to fertilize the garden. I am also sure that when in ten years the coasts are not under water, that he will give credit to his messiah and savior, Al Gore for averting catastrophe by his flying around the globe in his private jet to enlighten the masses.

    I offer Mr. Lindorf this wager: If in ten years the coasts are under water, I will let my hair and beard grow, and I will start tokin’ some righteous spleef, and I will start voting Democrat. However, if he is wrong, he gets a haircut and a shave, takes a bath, goes to church, gets a REAL job, and becomes a dyed in the wool Conservative.

  19. #19
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:21 am, steveegg said:

    I think Dave Lindorff’s muse is Jack Daniels.

    Don’t slander Jack like that. It’s Johnny Walker.

  20. #20
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:22 am, inviolet said:

    The fatal flaw in his logic is that conservatives are not a bunch of Big Easy-dwelling, left-tail-of-the-bell-curve boobs. We’re smart enough to outrun water.

    LOL - Just thought that post was good enough for a second look. :)

  21. #21
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:34 am, beenthere said:

    Global Warming is the Rapture of the Liberals, the end-time when the wicked, i.e. Republicans and Sinners, will be cast into darkness (no eco-friendly lightbulbs for them) and eternal hellfire (they will all be relocated to L.A.) forever.

    What we are seeing here is essentially a +2,000 year regression in attitudes and thinking. Liberals, who with no irony whatever continue to call themselves Progressives, now have the look of someone who has been out in the wilderness far too long, seen too many visions, and is never coming back to this planet we call Earth.

  22. #22
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:34 am, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Well, like I said before in some other post on the same topic, when someone explains the melting caps on Mars…

    Maybe it’s the sun stupid?

  23. #23
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:34 am, Dimsdale said:

    You have to wonder if liberals like this are really able to be this deluded, or are they simply ignorant of facts.

    The fact is, the planet has spent more time, on the scale of orders of magnitude, with the oceans far deeper than they are now. Throughout the 65 million year reign of the dinosaurs, the midwest was essentially a big swamp.

    During the last interglacial period, the oceans were 9 to 15 FEET deeper than they are now! Yet even that was a mere eyeblink in geologic time.

    Our present climate is a mere transition betweeen the aforementioned tropical Earth, and more recent glacial periods, where my house would be buried under a MILE THICH ice sheet, and the coasts were the continental shelves!

    It is a rare combination of ignorance, hubris and self delusion that would make any person believe that

    1) this is the way the climate was meant to be;

    2) Man has any truly significant effect on the climate (about 3.4% at last reckoning)

    3) That anything we do now will have any significant effect on the current postglacial warming trend.

    4) And all the talk about extinction? A review of the geologic record will show multiple major extinction events that had absolutely nothing to do with man or SUVs.

    How can anyone believe Al Gore, whose entire scientific background can be summed up in a Washington Post article, dated Sunday, March 19, 2000, pA01:

    For all of Gore’s later fascination with science and technology, he often struggled academically in those subjects. The political champion of the natural world received that sophomore D in Natural Sciences 6 (Man’s Place in Nature) and then got a C-plus in Natural Sciences 118 his senior year. The self-proclaimed inventor of the Internet avoided all courses in mathematics and logic throughout college, despite his outstanding score on the math portion of the SAT.

    Sorry, but I don’t follow in the steps of a scientific flunky like Gore. No wonder he is afraid to debate the “deniers” when called to defend his crackpot theories!!

  24. #24
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:35 am, fourstringfuror said:

    11:21 am

    Don’t slander Johnny like that. It’s Jim Beam :)

  25. #25
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:37 am, MiddleAgedKen said:

    So let’s say, just for fun, that Mr. Lindorff is right. He tells these people in the Coastal Bend and elsewhere what he says he’ll tell them, and then he figures to enforce his edict…how, exactly? With giant papier-mache heads? With a New Yorker “here a miracle occurs” cartoon?

  26. #26
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:38 am, radio relay said:

    To paraphrase:
    “Shut up, fool!!”

    The wild eyed chicken little is bucking for another “award”… Perhaps the Nobel Prize, for being the looniest lunatic on “God’s green earth”.

    Perspiring minds want to know…. Is a “Dutch-style dyke” like maybe a new trend in lesbianism? Are the daughters of Sappho going to save Philly, and New York? Kinda like the 300 Spartans?… Kewl!!

  27. #27
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:39 am, LuxEternam said:

    BILLY BUBBA: Hey Daisy-Mae! There’s a might powerful buncha water a comin’ down the road! Whadda we gonna done do????

    DAISY MAE: Well Billy-Bubba, we orta wait fer the Gubbment to call and tell us we what we orta do! Cuz we’uns too dumb ta figure it out fer our own selves!!

    BILLY BUBBA: Thank the Lord fer that there Nanny State………glub glub glub.

  28. #28
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:39 am, Timothy S. Carlson said:

    Don’t slander Johnny like that. It’s Jim Beam :)

    Don’t slander Jim like that. It’s Boone’s Farm and a bowl of Jamaican.

  29. #29
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:40 am, Dasher said:

    Of course he has it wrong anyway. If you look at county maps of election results, you will see correlation between water and blue (liberal) voting. The liberals all live near water, so global warming will wipe out the liberals. Especially since they are too stupid to move out of the fast moving water… you know inches per century is hard to out run.

  30. #30
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:40 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    So, the model that shows the earth being covered in 20 feet of water and taking out large land masses are accurate but they can’t get the weather right 2 weeks from now?

    The only thing man-made about GW is the model and the model is flawed and biased.

  31. #31
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:41 am, Paul Green said:

    “… we, on the higher ground both actually and figuratively, need to remember that, when they begin their historic migration from their doomed regions, we not give them the keys to the city.”

    Trouble is, Dave, when we show up we’ll all have our guns with us — and we’ll just take the keys to the city!

    ; -)

  32. #32
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:42 am, jones said:

    Does this guy realize people would move out of the flooded areas. Does he thinke they would stay and grow gills?

    All those knuckle-draggers are going to move next to his two cats. I hope the cats like bear dogs.

  33. #33
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:44 am, Armigerous said:

    Actually,seeing articles by clowns like Lindorff is pretty good news…this is they typical mindset and argumentation that the acolytes of anAL GOREtentive (aka ‘America’s Closet Queer Hitler’)….and just seeing such drivel in print gives me the needed reassurance that we will win the intellectual fight on this issue and that the truth will ultimately prevail…and we get to see the naked totalitarian mentality of this bunch in all its radiant splendor to boot

  34. #34
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:45 am, Timothy S. Carlson said:

    Sounds like this guy is having a liberal wet dream :)

    “both actually and figuratively”

  35. #35
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:47 am, jukin said:

    Do we get to throw this nutball into the camps when it is proven that global warming is a hoax?

  36. #36
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:49 am, CommentGuy said:

    Chemical imbalance..likely self induced.

  37. #37
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:50 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    Sorry, but I don’t follow in the steps of a scientific flunky like Gore. No wonder he is afraid to debate the “deniers” when called to defend his crackpot theories!!

    Gore does not believe in GW either. He is afraid to be exposed. He is no dummy. He started his “non-profit” company, that he purchases his carbon credits from, before he released his movie. So, he buys carbon offsets from himself and gets a tax write-off because he donated to a non-profit company and, then, he decides what to do with his money which is now tax exempt. Say what you will about the man but I think that was PURE genius.

  38. #38
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:53 am, zorro said:

    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:39 am, Timothy S. Carlson said:
    Don’t slander Johnny like that. It’s Jim Beam
    Don’t slander Jim like that. It’s Boone’s Farm and a bowl of Jamaican.

    Don’t slander Johnny or Boone’s Farm, it’s Billy Beer.

  39. #39
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:53 am, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Do we get to throw this nutball into the camps when it is proven that global warming is a hoax?

    Well, if global cooling starts, then the argument changes to:

    “Global warming is causing all this global cooling” argument.

    Nevermind that seasons come and seasons go. It’s called typical weather folks.

    These are liberals. You can’t talk sense into them. It’s a genetic defect - a DNA thing.

  40. #40
    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:58 am, Milwaukee Mike said:

    I would like these nut jobs to come shovel the 30″+ of snow we’ve already gotten here in “fly over” country.

    Get a dog, shave, and use your high IQ for something that’s actually productive you twit!

  41. #41
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:01 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    We’re smart enough to outrun water.

    Heh.

  42. #42
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:05 pm, steveegg said:

    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:58 am, Milwaukee Mike said:

    I would like these nut jobs to come shovel the 30″+ of snow we’ve already gotten here in “fly over” country.

    Don’t forget the 3-5″ we’re getting tomorrow.

  43. #43
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:05 pm, katieanne said:

    Behold the face of liberal peace, harmony, and tolerance (or the cover photo for Unhinged, Vol. 2):

    No wonder the left doesn’t want to fight the war on terror. Their methods of dealing with those who disagree with them are very similiar to the Islamic terrorists who think along the same lines….kill those you disagree with.

  44. #44
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:10 pm, Go_Fish said:

    Gee Mr Lindorff, why wait? Why not round up all the residents and political enemies now, cram them into boxcars, and ship them off to some centrally located centers and be done with them? Your level of compassion for your fellow man seems remarkabely similar to certain Europeans of a bygone age who shall go unnamed.

  45. #45
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:10 pm, BKennedy said:

    I love how stupid these liberals are.

    Perhaps you forgot New Orleans, Lindorff? That liberal-infested area was screeching for the government to come save them. Coincidentely it is below sea level, and if you think dikes are going to protect the liberal holes of NYC and Boston you must be kidding. “Well-run” Democrat government in LA (you know, without those nasty conservatives) couldn’t keep the levees up.

    Never mind you won’t see a deluge but rather tide creep. Unless you are unable to move 2 feet(tops) inland a year you’re pretty safe.

    It would appear only liberals are stupid enough to drown in two inches of water. My bet is those most populated areas in Texas and Democrat strongholds who adore their gulf views.

  46. #46
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:13 pm, walterc said:

    On December 27th, 2007 at 11:34 am, BlameAmericaLast said:
    Well, like I said before in some other post on the same topic, when someone explains the melting caps on Mars…

    Three things: George Bush, Dick Cheney, Halliburton.
    /sarc

  47. #47
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:16 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Forth thing:

    SUV’s

  48. #48
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:23 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Don’t forget the 3-5″ we’re getting tomorrow.

    …and the high of 17 degrees we had yesterday. Coldest winter I can remember in 10 years.

    More snow due on Friday this week. We’ve already gotten over 4′

  49. #49
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:30 pm, jsr said:

    On the outside chance that he is correct, it means that all the loons from San Fran will be forced into the general population. This would be an unmitigated social disaster that we should be prepared for.

  50. #50
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:32 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    More snow due on Friday this week. We’ve already gotten over 4′

    More snow in Antarctica too - I guess the world is a lot hotter! :)

    Let’s see, 2005 was the hottest year on record - in NASA degrees - but let’s not count the fact that a Rocket Scientist can’t tell the temperature…maybe he got his thermometer from Blackwater…anyway, I have to go fuel the jet, Hawaii may go under water any minute, swamping my 39,000 square foot house.

  51. #51
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:37 pm, nbarry said:

    How can anyone in his right mind take him seriously?

  52. #52
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:38 pm, steveegg said:

    …and the high of 17 degrees we had yesterday. Coldest winter I can remember in 10 years.

    And still the hucksters that pass for weathermen are still sticking by the “much-warmer-than-average” winter calls here in my little corner of the land of cheese and beer.

    We’ve already gotten over 4′

    4′? Unless you’re in a serious snowbelt, that’s a lot. Beats my 23.4″ (14.2″ above normal).

  53. #53
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:39 pm, Bob's Kid said:

    I say publicize this fool’s ideas far and wide, in any forum available. It’s kind of like being pregnant: you can deny deny deny for only so long before the truth makes itself undeniably evident.

    So-called “anthropogenic global warming” will do the same, and the sane people will chortle with glee.

    Heck, I’m chortling with glee already. Call it a preemptive chortle if you like.

    :)

  54. #54
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:41 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    If you watched Al’s award winning movie tripe, they predicted the following year would be the worst in history for hurricanes. I live in FL and went through some tough years but the year that was to be the worst in history, we had zero - nada - nil hurricanes make landfall.

    Why can’t they just quit while they are ahead and stop this game.

  55. #55
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:43 pm, allrsn said:

    We’re smart enough to outrun water.

    Does this remind anyone else of New Orleans? How many people did Nagin kill by NOT moving away from rising water?

  56. #56
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:51 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    4′? Unless you’re in a serious snowbelt, that’s a lot. Beats my 23.4″ (14.2″ above normal).

    Yes, I live at a higher elevation in the Sierras. We normally get snow. LOTS of snow, and with the exception of last year (I believe it was a La Nina year, or El Nino, can’t remember which one), we’ve consistently gotten tons of snow. What’s different last year and this year, is that it’s been really, really cold. This morning was -6.

  57. #57
    On December 27th, 2007 at 12:52 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Does this remind anyone else of New Orleans? How many people did Nagin kill by NOT moving away from rising water?

    Right…who’s the smart one now?

  58. #58
    On December 27th, 2007 at 1:06 pm, Timothy S. Carlson said:

    Why can’t they just quit while they are ahead and stop this game.

    It’s the liberal version of a suicide bombing - explode some dumbass idea in a packed room (like a blog) and hopefully it catches on and pushes their agenda forward.

    Somehow they don’t see the fact that most of the real damage is done to themselves (career/credibility).

    Algore is more like a crazed imam in a madrassa - never doing the dirty deed himself, just loading up his pawns and sending them out.

    Unfortunately there is collateral damage, such as inane laws and the ever increasing nanny state.

    But - take heart that usually the bomb-maker is eventually consumed by his creation.

    Meanwhile…DUCK! :)

  59. #59
    On December 27th, 2007 at 1:06 pm, graysonret said:

    Have some more drugs, Dave! And, peek some more into that kaleidoscopic crystal ball of yours. Hey, Dave…a question. Why wasn’t North America “wiped out” in 1000 A.D., when the earth was much warmer than now? Oh, I get it. Bush’s ancestors hadn’t arrived yet. You’re right about that. Well, have another snort and keep us up to date, Dave.

  60. #60
    On December 27th, 2007 at 1:07 pm, TexasTiger said:

    So what we see is that huge swaths of conservative America are set to face a biblical deluge in a few more presidential cycles…

    Careful, Mr. Lindorff. A few more comments like the above and you’ll be excommunicated from the liberal priesthood.

    Everyone knows that the PHLEGM (Poor, Handicapped, Lesbian, Elderly, Gay amd Minority) coalition is always hardest hit.

  61. #61
    On December 27th, 2007 at 1:14 pm, shimauma2 said:

    *sigh* I gotta admit I’m really glad there isn’t global warming. The 18 inches of snow we have in MN is really pretty right now. Almost makes me forget we live in a facist tax and spend state. Almost…

  62. #62
    On December 27th, 2007 at 1:23 pm, Dave from Flint said:

    That glazed look in his eyes tells me he’s been playing with a taser too much.

  63. #63
    On December 27th, 2007 at 1:30 pm, max said:

    Don’t slander Johnny, Boone’s Farm or Billy Beer….

    it’s campari and soda with jemken chaser.

  64. #64
    On December 27th, 2007 at 1:34 pm, TMoney said:

    Warming schmarming. Twaddle.

    Give. Me. A. Break.

  65. #65
    On December 27th, 2007 at 1:36 pm, SirKnob said:

    How foolish. What is this idiot smoking?

    If, I say again ‘if’, the Earth was to warm to the point of water rising over the land in the lower portion of the U. S. It would be a gradual rise. Does this idiot honestly believe that people would simply stay put until the water rises over thier heads and they stop breathing?

    Democrats tend to be lemmings and wait on government assistance, Independents and Republications tend to take personal responsibility and protect themselves and others. They would take the high ground, by force if necessary.

    Anyway, I wonder when this is all over, man made global warming is proved a farce, the alarmist are again warning of another ‘man made’ ice age, Al Gore and his crew are counting their Billions made off of ‘non-refundable’ carbon neutral receipts and huge government grants, exactly how will the democrats make this whole issue Bush’s fault?

    I also wonder how it is idiots like this have enough brain cells to function without killing themselves. People like this are the reasons we have warnings on hair dryers that say ‘do not use in shower’. Oh well, hopefully he is following the lemming guidline and is not breeding.

  66. #66
    On December 27th, 2007 at 1:38 pm, jbirish said:

    “Yesterday’s flower children are today’s blooming idiots”.
    Didn’t I see this guy in Haight-Ashbury in the 60’s ingesting LSD with “the Professor”? Or maybe it was his Dad. Fetal drug syndrome maybe?
    Hey, these idiots are your Congressmen and women!

  67. #67
    On December 27th, 2007 at 1:38 pm, max said:

    What is this idiot smoking?
    jemken… it’s what’s for dinner!

  68. #68
    On December 27th, 2007 at 1:42 pm, mom2jack said:

    What a loon. Funny how only the “conservative Southern” states will be covered with water, but not the coasts of New England, northern California and the Pacific Northwest (where there ARE conservatives, I’m here to prove it). What, will the Earth tilt just enough to keep those coastal areas higher? This is like some kind of article from The Onion. :)

  69. #69
    On December 27th, 2007 at 1:45 pm, jwm said:

    What these morons never seem to get is that those nasty conservatives, you know those people who own guns? Will be moving into the McLean Virginias of the world and will be knocking on your door when they need food. You have the food Mr. Academic Liberal and we have the guns. Just think for a second what will happen. That’s right-we’ll still have the guns and also your food. Looking forward to meeting you.

  70. #70
    On December 27th, 2007 at 1:46 pm, E. M. said:

    So…uh…who wants to break the news to this dude that Manhattan is an island and Malibu is on a coastline? I mean, most of US are inland in the flyover states; most of THEM are concentrated in target zones.

  71. #71
    On December 27th, 2007 at 1:55 pm, inviolet said:

    You have the food Mr. Academic Liberal and we have the guns. Just think for a second what will happen. That’s right-we’ll still have the guns and also your food. Looking forward to meeting you.

    Now now. :) We are not criminals. What conservatives will have done is already set aside enough food, water and supplies (or money to purchase them when needed) and we will share with the idiots like this guy, plus protect him WITH our guns from the other no-foresight idiots who want to steal what few supplies he has.

  72. #72
    On December 27th, 2007 at 2:00 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    So…uh…who wants to break the news to this dude that Manhattan is an island and Malibu is on a coastline? I mean, most of US are inland in the flyover states; most of THEM are concentrated in target zones.

    Uh yeah and I’m in CA at 7000′. Don’t think any floods are coming my way anytime soon either.

  73. #73
    On December 27th, 2007 at 2:02 pm, cpodug said:

    Dave Lindorff calls himself an “award-winning journalist”

    Aside from the obligatory moonbat award, does anybody but he know what awards he’s won? Don’t believe it had anything to do with journalism, based on his writing. Or maybe it did, also based on his writing. It might even have been in contention for algore’s Nobel Peace Prize. Hope it wasn’t for science. Maybe fiction?

  74. #74
    On December 27th, 2007 at 2:02 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

    Why even give this piece of human debris the attention and publicity he craves?

  75. #75
    On December 27th, 2007 at 2:06 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Aside from the obligatory moonbat award, does anybody but he know what awards he’s won?

    He is a 2004 winner of a Project Censored award.

    Project Censored is a non-profit, sociological project of an investigative nature within the Sonoma State University Foundation. It is managed through the School of Social Sciences at the university.

    I’m impressed. Are you impressed? Anyone impressed?

    I didn’t think so.

  76. #76
    On December 27th, 2007 at 2:07 pm, cpodug said:

    I’m impressed. Are you impressed? Anyone impressed?

    I stand in awe!

  77. #77
    On December 27th, 2007 at 2:13 pm, gandolphxx said:

    Let us not confuse him with facts, he is calm now, reduced cost of tranq’s.

    Maybe he will hold his breath waitin for the gore prophesy sea rise.

  78. #78
    On December 27th, 2007 at 2:17 pm, jsr said:

    I’m impressed. Are you impressed? Anyone impressed?

    I take back everything I was thinking about this gift to humanity. He is clearly along one of the great thinkers of all time along the lines of Clinton, Gore, or Clinton.

  79. #79
    On December 27th, 2007 at 2:21 pm, puhiawa said:

    Hahahahaha. LOL. Wonder what he got for Christmas?

  80. #80
    On December 27th, 2007 at 2:37 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Wonder what he got for Christmas?

    A CFL.

  81. #81
    On December 27th, 2007 at 2:43 pm, Klaatu said:

    Never let facts get in the way of a good idea.

    Philly is at risk? When I lived there, as a child, my house house was 400+ feet above sea level. So, the 20′ rise in sea level will equal a 400′ rise in sea level?

    To wipe out Philadelphia, New Jersey would pretty much have to disappear. NJ and Philly couldn’t get much bluer. They’re so blue, in fact, that all the conservatives know each other by name. They invite each other to their homes for cocktail parties where they eat pigs-in-a-blanket and drink Bud.

    Speaking of NJ, why do we even have a NJ? With all the glaciers melted, the polar ice caps melted and the Arctic Sea completely ice free, why isn’t the beach Pittsburgh?

    A few weeks ago, we still had an Erie, PA. Has anybody seen any other cities on the Great Lakes lately? Why haven’t the Great Lakes already formed the Great Inland Sea? There are poor portions of PA, NY and OH that would benefit greatly if they became seaside resorts.

    A few weeks ago, a guy who was personally trained by Al Gore, wrote in the newspaper that every gallon of gas we burn in our SUVs puts over 20 lbs. of CO2 into the atmosphere. Given that gasoline weighs less than water, it is less than 8 lbs per gallon. If gasoline were pure carbon (in which case it would be coal or diamonds but not gasoline) and there were no oxygen in gas (which there is), the arithmetic doesn’t work even with a perfectly efficient conversion.

    How can anybody believe this cr*p?

  82. #82
    On December 27th, 2007 at 2:45 pm, BobJones-77 said:

    I would bet that islamofacists will detonate nukes in LA, NYC, Chicago, and DC before his global warming fantasy ever comes true.

    Then again, I guess that will be a type of global warming, but the end result will be the reverse.

  83. #83
    On December 27th, 2007 at 2:49 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    I’m impressed. Are you impressed? Anyone impressed?

    I didn’t think so.

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  84. #84
    On December 27th, 2007 at 3:10 pm, calamityville said:

    Re: BlameAmericaLast post 11:34 A.M. Everyone knows that the Mars rover caused the polar caps to begin melting. Obviously we here on Earth are doomed.

  85. #85
    On December 27th, 2007 at 3:17 pm, Rogue said:

    Ya know…I was stunned by what that guy wrote…still am, but have you read any of the other crap that “paper” passes off as “journalism”?

    Makes me think it’s the printed version of Daily Kos or HuffPost

  86. #86
    On December 27th, 2007 at 3:22 pm, Chuck said:

    shimauma2 said in 61 above

    The 18 inches of snow we have in MN is really pretty right now.

    I just got my energy bill and it says last month was 11 degrees colder here in the Peoples Republic of Minnesota than last year. While not proving global cooling, it certainly fails to support any warming theories.

    Fortunately I live on the Mississippi River bluff and so I’m about 900 feet above current sea level. Rising sea levels drown the Left and East coasts. And the downside is….??

  87. #87
    On December 27th, 2007 at 4:03 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    Everyone knows that the Mars rover caused the polar caps to begin melting. Obviously we here on Earth are doomed.

    OK, explain the warming on Venus then.

    Hah!

    Yeah, must’ve been all that carbon footprint stuff from those rovers on Mars that caused those caps to melt. But hey, weren’t those things solar powered?

  88. #88
    On December 27th, 2007 at 6:32 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    What a loon. Funny how only the “conservative Southern” states will be covered with water, but not the coasts of New England, northern California and the Pacific Northwest (where there ARE conservatives, I’m here to prove it).

    This gentleman learned geography in a public school evidently. You see, the Northwest is “higher” when you look at a map, therefore the water will take longer to overflow there than in “lower” states. Trust me on this - someone at NASA has done the math… ;)

  89. #89
    On December 27th, 2007 at 8:06 pm, David e said:

    Think about it, if fruitcup is correct: NYC lost, Boston lost, Baltimore Lost, Miami lost, Mobile lost, NOLA lost, LA lost, Oakland lost, Portland lost, Seattle Lost, etc. And using his assumption that people are to stupid to move I think we would lose more liberals than conservatives.

  90. #90
    On December 27th, 2007 at 8:15 pm, corona said:

    “President Bush reacts” - wrong thread!

  91. #91
    On December 27th, 2007 at 8:37 pm, Kokonut said:

    I’m betting his two cats will be dead even before the ocean has a chance to rise high enough to innundate the coastal areas. Their nine lives won’t even help, either.

  92. #92
    On December 27th, 2007 at 8:56 pm, deepdiver said:

    On December 27th, 2007 at 8:37 pm, Kokonut said:

    I’m betting his two cats will be dead even before the ocean has a chance to rise high enough to innundate the coastal areas sand castle built 6″ inland from the high tide line. Their nine lives won’t even help, either.

    Fixed it for ya :P

  93. #93
    On December 27th, 2007 at 9:00 pm, secondsight said:

    Fast forward to his future: Red boat owners not nice to us Blue guys. Let’s Tax those Boats so we can float free.

  94. #94
    On December 27th, 2007 at 9:24 pm, brooklyn red said:

    Hey wait a minute… it’s sound like he’s looking for…DEVINE INTERVENTION!

    Oh MY!

  95. #95
    On December 27th, 2007 at 10:55 pm, HeatherRadish said:

    Nuclear winter is really gonna bum this guy out.

    (I wasn’t worried about nuclear winter yesterday, but it seems very real today.)

  96. #96
    On December 28th, 2007 at 12:02 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    Ha! Heather, I do not even argue the GW with the liberals in the office. It’s like smashing my thumb with a hammer repeatedly (except the hammer smashing feels better). I just tell them the world will be destroyed by nukes anyhow. It usually ends with – “You are probably right” and me agreeing because I am a conservative and I don’t need to be told what to think!

  97. #97
    On December 28th, 2007 at 10:09 am, BKennedy said:

    On December 27th, 2007 at 3:22 pm, Chuck said:

    Fortunately I live on the Mississippi River bluff and so I’m about 900 feet above current sea level. Rising sea levels drown the Left and East coasts. And the downside is….??

    More liberal whining while conservatives grin and bear outpouring more of our money to the very liberals who hate us with a passion and liken us to backwards troglodytes, but naturally aren’t too proud to take our money.

    Think NOLA only include the populations of Boston, NYC, Seattle, Portland, Atlanta, Miami, etc.

    I bet if it happens under a Democrat they will still blame the policies of George W. Bush 40 years previous.

    The sad part is conservatives will open their homes and their wallets again, and we’ll be hated and spit on again, and all we’ll get from our liberal betters at the end is “we told you so.”

  98. #98
    On December 28th, 2007 at 10:34 am, Mr_Conservative_Cat said:

    Sheesh, that guy has problems. I wonder if his mommy took away his passy too soon.

  99. #99
    On December 28th, 2007 at 11:00 am, ahraley said:

    I just hope that when the floods come to the red states as a result of global warming hysteria, Nagin and Blanco aren’t incharge of my state’s relief plans!!!!

  100. #100
    On December 28th, 2007 at 4:23 pm, Random-American said:

    When global warming causes ‘red’ states to flood, I’m gonna sell boats. Capitalism at its finest, baybee!

  101. #101
    On December 29th, 2007 at 3:14 am, blues said:

    This nut probably believes in Santa Claus,and that global warming is going to kill him…..Come to think of it,if you beleive in global warming you do believe in Santa Claus.His real name is Al Gore..

  102. #102
    On December 29th, 2007 at 3:17 am, blues said:

    How about this for left-wing logic—don’t trust anyone with more hair on his chin than he has on his head

  103. #103
    On December 29th, 2007 at 5:04 am, SparkyMcMuffin said:

    I saw this the other day and sent off a letter to the editor. I’ll repost it here if that’s OK. It probably won’t ever see the light of day otherwise.
    ***

    Dear Editors,

    This article by Dave Lindorff is the most contemptuous opinion piece I have ever read in my life - something I thought could only be found in the pages of a Michael Crichton novel. There is no compassion in Mr. Lindorff’s words for those millions of lives that will be imperiled by his doomsday scenario. There is no attempt to grieve for the children who by no fault of their own are born into the areas of America he describes. Instead, there is gloating. Gloating over the deaths of the conservative elderly. Gloating over the deaths of the conservatives in the Midwest farming communities. Gloating over the demise of American lands and citizens for the good of the Left.

    According to Mr. Lindorff, when the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free migrate to the Utopian lands of the Left, they are not to be greeted with open arms and golden lamps but with reprimands and the bitter condemnation of the Left “on the higher ground both actually and figuratively.” To those who complain, they will recieve a heartfelt “Shut up. We told you this would happen.” How deplorable.

    To remain silent in the face of such political malice is to abdicate my rights in a cloud of apathy. I cannot be so busy in my life that I allow such hateful sentiments to remain unchallenged. Silence in this case is approval. Most Americans, such as myself, are a little to the right or left of the middle. We must raise our voices as loudly as Mr. Lindorff’s so that there is balance.

    There is much evidence to the contrary in regards to anthropogenic Global Warming theories, such as CO2 levels follow rises in temperature as opposed to inducing them, that cloud cover in tandem with solar cycles cause warming conditions, and that “Global Warming” per se is not global at all but regional and often linked to urban areas that are heavily developed (where the temperature stations reside). There is ample evidence to show that the changes we see about us have been going on for centuries on this glorious planet, such as organic matter and ancient mining communities revealed in the receding snows. Alarmism has replaced activism in the fight against pollution and the ravaging of our lands. Science has taken a back seat to politics.

    What cannot be disputed is that Mr. Lindorff’s opinion piece displays* an unkindly attitude towards his fellow man, and a self-righteousness that is every bit as ugly as that found in the most extremely religious Far Right. Mr. Lindorff may have the right to voice his opinion, but he should be ashamed for having done so.

    *(I originally wrote “belays” by accident)

  104. #104
    On December 29th, 2007 at 11:40 pm, juliesa said:

    I was on HuffPo and some commenter gave a couple of Lindorff links, approvingly. This dude definitely dropped too much acid in the 60’s.

    http://www.counterpunch.org/lindorff08152007.html

    He also wrote a book about Mumia.

    This guy is almost beyond parody. He’s the stereotype lefty loony come alive.

  105. #105
    On December 30th, 2007 at 1:31 pm, Prime Director said:

    Global warming will be revealed as a hoax, just like malthusian doomsday predictions of Paul Ehrlich were refuted by Julian Simon in their celebrated wager.

    The predictive power of the global warming lunatics’ computer generated climate models must be put to the test in the same way.

    The greenies should make some medium-to-long-term predictions, predictions that can be either verified or falsified, and then stand by them and be willing to have their theory judged on the merits of its ability to accurately determine future climate conditions, or else STFU.

    Lindorkk should STFU, regardless. His lack of seriousness is an affront to journalism.

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