Hillary’s “change” agents: What’s wrong with this picture?

By Michelle Malkin  •  January 4, 2008 01:51 AM

“Ready for Change?” What’s wrong with this picture? What do you think of when you think “change?” Madeleine Albright? The Big He? Failed Dem presidential candidate Wesley Clark? Not exactly fresh face material. Was there anyone on stage besides Chelsea who doesn’t carry an AARP membership card?

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Creeaaak.

Is it any wonder:

Nearly a quarter of Democratic caucus-goers interviewed in the entrance poll were under 30 years old, a jump from 2004. Obama got 57 percent of the vote from the under-30 crowd, compared with just 14 percent for 2004 vice presidential nominee John Edwards and 11 percent for Clinton. Twenty-eight percent of Obama’s support came from the under-30 set, according to a survey of voters entering the caucuses by The Associated Press and the television networks.

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The speech video posted by the Hillary campaign…in case you want to see the living corpses moving…

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  1. #1
    On January 4th, 2008 at 2:01 am, William Amos said:

    Helen Thomas sez “I endorse Hillary she is the freshest face I have seen since I went Double Dating with Betsy Ross”

    “She is the best change we have since the GW Administration and evil warmonger VP Tommy Jefferson”

  2. #2
    On January 4th, 2008 at 2:09 am, 29Victor said:

    Orthapedic? Perhaps geriatric.

    Her slogan should be:
    “Change Depends on You!”

    It’s a pun. Old people like puns.

  3. #3
    On January 4th, 2008 at 2:13 am, Michelle Malkin said:

    Yes, I meant geriatric. My caffeine’s run out. :)

  4. #4
    On January 4th, 2008 at 2:16 am, William Amos said:

    On January 4th, 2008 at 2:13 am, Michelle Malkin said:

    Yes, I meant geriatric.

    Could have been worse could have used it in reference to Fred’s wife and Fred

  5. #5
    On January 4th, 2008 at 2:37 am, HarryStar said:

    The funny thing was that I was waiting for Lawrence Welk to pop out holding a bottle of Geritol.

  6. #6
    On January 4th, 2008 at 2:59 am, AlohaGuy said:

    Was there anyone on stage besides Chelsea who doesn’t carry an AARP membership card?

    Whoa, hold on there missy – stop AARPing about old folks. I’m not AARP’d yet, but hey, I’m up at 2:58 EST without any caffeine!

    Need I remind all you young whippersnappers that Reagan was no spring chicken… :)

  7. #7
    On January 4th, 2008 at 3:06 am, blacktygrrrr said:

    You older people have more energy than this 35 year old. Unlike Double-M, my real job starts in 9 hours.

    Nightnight all! Happy insignificant day!

    Oh, and Aloha, the Gipper was young at heart. I am sure you are as well. Have some caffeine for me now so it kicks in for me tomorrow morning…caffeine rush by osmosis.

    eric :)

  8. #8
    On January 4th, 2008 at 3:14 am, backwoods conservative said:

    Need I remind all you young whippersnappers that Reagan was no spring chicken…

    Yes, and some of my fondest memories of him are of the way he joked about it.

    For instance, he was talking about wage and price controls. He said, “Wage and price controls don’t work. They didn’t work during the Nixon administration; they didn’t work during the Hoover administration; and they didn’t work during the Roman Empire. And I’m the only candidate old enough to remember back that far.”

  9. #9
    On January 4th, 2008 at 3:16 am, AlohaGuy said:

    OK

    Have some caffeine for me now so it kicks in for me tomorrow morning…caffeine rush by osmosis.

    OK! :) I’d like to tell you that old people never sleep, but 2:58 EST is only 9:58 in Hawaii…I was expecting Michelle to notice, but she’s run out of caffeine!

  10. #10
    On January 4th, 2008 at 6:34 am, Jaded said:

    This is not a Reagan world any longer though…..Those pictures show why Hillary did not win IA…..those are not the pictures of change….the Democrats want….CHANGE…you know because Bush/Cheney/Halliburton…are so evil and anyone from that age group are equally evil.

    Of course the youngsters in the Democrats Party will not be able to save us from the Jihadist’s.

  11. #11
    On January 4th, 2008 at 7:26 am, meatpieandtatters said:

    Hey, c’mon! Ripping on the geri-crowd ain’t cool! Though some were duped into support for the Clinton’s, most are good decent people who know a polished turd when they see it.

  12. #12
    On January 4th, 2008 at 7:30 am, ArmoredCAV said:

    What a deal. The old vote for Clinton. The old vote in all elections. The young come out and get Obama the nomination and then don’t bother to come out for the general election. Sounds like a win/win to me.

  13. #13
    On January 4th, 2008 at 8:29 am, Hannibal said:

    Wow, a real deep discussion about who contributes to 21st century American Society. Quickly now, drag the over fifty crowd out on the pack ice before it melts and those useful polar bears all drowned. This will save Social Security and you won’t have to listen to that pathetic drone about them paying for your fifth year of grad school.

  14. #14
    On January 4th, 2008 at 8:58 am, JammieWearingFool said:

    That was painful to watch. Hopefully I don’t have to suffer through many more of her concession speeches.

  15. #15
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:00 am, atxcowgirl said:

    She wants a change back to the ’90′s or even the ’60′s.
    The not ready to move into the 21st century candidate.
    I don’t wanna grow up. I don’t wanna grow up. I wanna be the bully on the block.

  16. #16
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:11 am, TexasTiger said:

    Having tapped out her legal donor base, “Ready for Change” may be Hillary’s new fundraising strategy.

  17. #17
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:17 am, On-my-soap-box said:

    Not exactly fresh face material. Was there anyone on stage besides Chelsea who doesn’t carry an AARP membership card?

    …and who needed the babysitters?

  18. #18
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:18 am, Tennessee Dave said:

    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:11 am, TexasTiger said:
    Having tapped out her legal illegal donor base, “Ready for Change” may be Hillary’s new fundraising strategy.

    Fixed that one for ya!!

  19. #19
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:32 am, Marshall Russ said:

    The change that Hillary wants is to release the hounds that will shred Obama.
    They have been careful with him up to this point because they thought he would fade. The gloves will come off now. By the convention Obama will not know what hit him.

  20. #20
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:40 am, misterbee241 said:

    I thought it was a bunch of Republicans at first until I got my bi-focals focused.

  21. #21
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:52 am, old trooper said:

    Change?
    Nope. Same old Used Car with a new paint job. Just Hillary with the usual suspects. Albright, who got Us a troop committment in the Balkans that never went away. Wes Clark, who approved the airstrike in Belgrade that destroyed the Chinese Embassy. The old Horndog in Chief and Chelsea, the Heir aparrent.

    No Change evident. Same old Used Car.

  22. #22
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:53 am, Wade said:

    Change what? Depends?

  23. #23
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:55 am, gandolphxx said:

    Hillary wants things to change back to where some folks were foolish enough to believe that she was inevitable and unbeatable.

    Of course there is the nit who wrote a 1500 page memo warning her to skip Iowa – bet they wish they had listened.

    You can bet she will be saying ‘change’ about 100 times an hour for the next few weeks – so much for the old days, the supposed co-presidency that wasn’t and the nostalgia – now would somebody tell the geriatrics to go home and let young folks on the stage.

  24. #24
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:06 am, fourstringfuror said:

    2:13 am

    But, but, but Michelle, she is “soooo ready to lead!” Didn’t you hear her last night?

  25. #25
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:07 am, fourstringfuror said:

    9:55 am

    She said it at least ten times last night in non-victory victory speech.

  26. #26
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:23 am, Milwaukee Mike said:

    I’m looking for change…anybody got 4 quarters?

  27. #27
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:37 am, Azygos said:

    old trooper,

    Don’t you mean they just smeared more lipstick on the same old pig?

  28. #28
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:39 am, ezupirate75 said:

    How much fun was had on Hillary’s plane ride to NH? Given her volcanic temper does anyone think the Senior Campaign Staff got a new rear end cored out last night?

  29. #29
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:42 am, Marshall Russ said:

    I’m sure she started with Bubba.

  30. #30
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:52 am, jukin said:

    Can you imagine how here staff was demeaned last night?

  31. #31
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:59 am, Marshall Russ said:

    Just ask Stepuponaboxanoplos about that Or Dick Morris.

  32. #32
    On January 4th, 2008 at 11:05 am, blues said:

    Hillary keeps talking about Change;it seems to me that Democrats have been talking about change as long as I can remember.50 years and the only changes I’ve seen have taken us backward .If the Dems continue to make their changes,it won’t be long until we are back to wearing loin-clothes and living in caves.But then again, they are embracing a 7th century death cult called Islam.

  33. #33
    On January 4th, 2008 at 11:18 am, puhiawa said:

    There was no cackling on the flight home.

  34. #34
    On January 4th, 2008 at 11:20 am, Boomer said:

    I feel really sorry for her staffers too. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them attempted to bailout of the airplane (without a parachute) on the flight to New Hampshire, but couldn’t get the hatch open (darn laws of physics strike again, LOL).

    The only enjoyment I received from last nights events was watching “she who must not be named” going down in flames.

  35. #35
    On January 4th, 2008 at 11:44 am, Larraby said:

    Missing from the photo but lurking behind the scenes: Jamie Rubin (a.k.a. Mr. Christine Amanpour), Webster Hubbell, Sidney Blumenthal, Janet Reno, Lanie Guineir, Davin Patrick and the other agents of change. ROTF

  36. #36
    On January 4th, 2008 at 12:00 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    What’s wrong with this picture?

    Hillary.

  37. #37
    On January 4th, 2008 at 12:01 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    …In other news, despondent over Hillary’s loss in Iowa, her entire staff was found today in Ft. Marcy Park, where they had apparently all lined up on their knees and committed suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head…Socks the cat is working with a police sketch artist…

  38. #38
    On January 4th, 2008 at 12:37 pm, saintkansas said:

    What do I think of when I think of change?

    I think it looks like someone’s been drinking the New Coke®.

  39. #39
    On January 4th, 2008 at 12:48 pm, cwdancer said:

    The Clintons have been crossed – As can be surmized from the book “Bloodsport” out several years ago, Obama would be well served by wearing a lead vest from here on out and avoiding small planes and parks.

  40. #40
    On January 4th, 2008 at 12:55 pm, Larraby said:

    Sorry but I can’t resist this: Here are the changes that Hillary Clinton will bring to the White House:

    1) Denim skirts for all staffers
    2) Granny glasses for all staffers
    3) Denim maxi skirts preferred dress
    4) No makeup allowed
    5) Mocassins preferred for shoes
    6) Required reading: “Our bodies, ourselves”.
    7) Holidays celebrated: Earth Day, VietNam War moratorium Day
    8) Favorite White House Activity: March on the Pentagon, second favorite activity: criticism of the Nixon administration
    9)Favorite musical instrument: Kazoo
    10) Featured White House musical guests: Bob Dylan, Simon and Garfunkel:
    Band not invited: The Grateful Dead, it’s too comtemporary

  41. #41
    On January 4th, 2008 at 12:56 pm, conservativesRus said:

    Can you imagine the strength of bargaining position Hillary would face if she were POTUS. Sitting across from a leader of another country and what is going through the other person’s head “she couldn’t even control her own husband”

  42. #42
    On January 4th, 2008 at 1:58 pm, mnmike said:

    Is Maddy still breathing?

  43. #43
    On January 4th, 2008 at 2:03 pm, ammo john said:

    Clark and Albright are two of the biggest imbeciles this country had to endure. Well, that and living-on-life-support Helen Thomas.

  44. #44
    On January 4th, 2008 at 3:01 pm, huggybear said:

    Exactly how is returning to the 90s “change?” I’m pretty sure that’s not what most people have in mind when they talk about it this election cycle.

    Stealing language from your toughest competition isn’t going to fly. Too little, too late, I’m afraid.

  45. #45
    On January 4th, 2008 at 3:12 pm, Texhoma said:

    On January 4th, 2008 at 2:09 am, 29Victor said:
    Orthapedic? Perhaps geriatric.

    Her slogan should be:
    “Change Depends on You!”

    It’s a pun. Old people like puns.

    At 59 yrs. I like your pun very much. It gave me a good laugh.

    Thanks.

  46. #46
    On January 4th, 2008 at 3:24 pm, Alan-of-Vermont said:

    I bet she takes Vermont. The women up here tend lean her way, mostly because she’s female. If she wins, I’m moving out so that my brain won’t explode.

  47. #47
    On January 4th, 2008 at 3:25 pm, madchef said:

    The witch came in THIRD. I have not been able to stop grinning all day.

  48. #48
    On January 4th, 2008 at 6:42 pm, Chuck said:

    You sure this wasn’t from “The Picture of Dorian Grey”? I saw a TV Hillary that looked young and revived. This appears to be the magic painting that ages instead. Look.. you can even see an evil troll to the left and behind. Oh wait.. that’s Madeleine Half-bright.

  49. #49
    On January 4th, 2008 at 8:48 pm, Papa Louie said:

    “Ready for Change?”

    All of the Democrats are using similar slogans so I thought it was time to find out what they were really saying. I plugged “Ready for Change?” into my liberal speak translator and I got back:

    Elect a Democrat and you had better get ready to survive on your change because everything else will go to paying your taxes.

  50. #50
    On January 4th, 2008 at 8:52 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    You sure this wasn’t from “The Picture of Dorian Grey”?

    Actually I believe this is proof of your Dorian Grey hypothesis.

  51. #51
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:21 pm, Anil Petra said:

    Concession.

    Hillary concedes.

    It’s a sweet feeling.

  52. #52
    On January 5th, 2008 at 6:46 pm, JohnHolliday said:

    Hillary’s campaign reminds me of this cartoon about Pelosi. Typical liberals.

  53. #53
    On January 7th, 2008 at 4:50 pm, odoacer said:

    Who is more committed to “change” than old white people?

  54. #54
    On January 7th, 2008 at 10:32 pm, corona said:

    “Everything is under control in Mogadishu”

    Madeline Not-So-Bright

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