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Silky Pony: I am Seabiscuit!

By Michelle Malkin  •  January 4, 2008 09:12 PM

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Let’s face it: The scariest outcome in Iowa by far was John Edwards’ second-place showing. Thirty percent of Democrat caucusgoers were suckered by this faux populist’s whinnying. Now, gazillionaire Silky Pony and his wife are likening him to…working-class Seabiscuit. Via CBS News:

John Edwards returned to New Hampshire today and embraced his position in the race following a second place showing in the Iowa caucuses.

“I’m the underdog,” Edwards told reporters following an organizing event in Nashua. “There’s no question about that.”

At both a rally in Manchester this morning and the event in Nashua this afternoon, Elizabeth Edwards played into the horserace analogies of the presidential contest by comparing her husband to the legendary racehorse Seabiscuit.

“Seabiscuit was the horse of the working class, you know, owned by a bicycle repairman, and ridden by someone who wasn’t supposed to be able to make it,” she said in Nashua. “But that’s what this campaign is about, isn’t it? The dog who wasn’t supposed to be able to make it.”

Having come in second in Iowa behind Barack Obama and ahead of Hillary Clinton, the Edwards campaign now focuses more intensely on the theme of change.

“What we learned last night is that the status quo is yesterday,” Edwards told the crowd of over 350 people at the rally in Manchester. “Change is tomorrow and tomorrow begins today.”

What a load of horse manure.

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Huckabee played the Seabiscuit card, too.

Commenter magicarb gets the quip of the night:

“Maybe Edwards *is* Seabiscuit. He’s certainly no Man o’ War.”

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  1. #1
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:15 pm, Ralph Gizzip said:

    Edwards is like Seabiscuit in that leaves horse droppings wherever he goes.

  2. #2
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:18 pm, Dandapani said:

    I wonder what Mrs. Edwards thinks about her former neighbor now that he’s a millionaire after selling out his property?

  3. #3
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:20 pm, ajmontana said:

    didnt the huckster say the same thing on fox this morning?… seabisquit? could have swore he did. weird.

  4. #4
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:22 pm, ajmontana said:

    A seabisquit running against a shebisquit…. also weird.

  5. #5
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:26 pm, DesertLover said:

    I think it is a perfect analogy … just like Seabiscuit the Silky Pony runs around in circles going no where and is full of Horses**t …

  6. #6
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:28 pm, zorro said:

    Did Elizabeth Edwards treat us to a Freudian slip up here???

    “Seabiscuit was the horse of the working class, you know, owned by a bicycle repairman, and ridden by someone who wasn’t supposed to be able to make it,” she said in Nashua. “But that’s what this campaign is about, isn’t it? The dog who wasn’t supposed to be able to make it.”

  7. #7
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:32 pm, magicarb said:

    Maybe Edwards *is* Seabiscuit. He’s certainly no Man o’ War.

  8. #8
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:41 pm, garyt said:

    I don’t get this guy, first he claims he is a son of a mill worker. Here where I live that would be a great middleclass job whereas so many jobs here are seasonal. Secondly He does not live like the middleclass but lives like the super rich. If he was really for the downtrodden he would open his huge mansion up to house the homeless. What a fraud and that goes for pony’s spouse too.

  9. #9
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:51 pm, Papa Louie said:

    “Change is tomorrow and tomorrow begins today.”

    There’s that word again: change. We had better get “Ready for Change” because if any of the Democrats get elected, that’s all we’ll have left after they take everything else for taxes.

  10. #10
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:52 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    What a load of horse manure.

    Coming straight from the horse’s **s.

    “Seabiscuit was the horse of the working class, you know, owned by a bicycle repairman, and ridden by someone who wasn’t supposed to be able to make it,” she said in Nashua. “But that’s what this campaign is about, isn’t it? The dog who wasn’t supposed to be able to make it.”

    Well? Which is it? A horse or a dog? Jees…might want to see the movie.

  11. #11
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:54 pm, hadsil said:

    IMAO website will be having a field day with this.

  12. #12
    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:59 pm, backwoods conservative said:

    Now I’m really mad at him. His implying that he’s a dog is an insult to canines everywhere.

  13. #13
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:00 pm, jegjr said:

    “Seabiscuit was the horse of the working class, you know, owned by a bicycle repairman, But that’s what this campaign is about, isn’t it? The dog who wasn’t supposed to be able to make it.”

    Seabiscuit was a dog?

  14. #14
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:01 pm, PowWow said:

    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:20 pm, ajmontana said:
    didnt the huckster say the same thing on fox this morning?… seabisquit? could have swore he did. weird.

    Yes he did. Does this mean they’re off to the glue factory (scrap heap) perhaps?

  15. #15
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:02 pm, brooklyn red said:

    I am sorry, but I just can’t take any of this seriously.

  16. #16
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:06 pm, garyt said:

    The democrats keep saying they are for change. What kind of change? Do they want to replace the government with a communistic type? Russia did that in 1917 and a year later it changed again to a commmunistic system. Is change always good? I wish the demos would be more specific on what type of change they are talking about.

  17. #17
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:07 pm, donnab13 said:

    They are both like Seabiscuit…
    who was long past his prime, put out to pasture…and now buried in dirt.

  18. #18
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:10 pm, katieanne said:

    Very good Donna. :)

    How Silky can think he is of the working class is beyond me. People of the working class have integrity; Silky doesn’t.

  19. #19
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:20 pm, PowWow said:

    Well Edwards is the Pony so technically he is closer to Seabiscuit than Hucklebee.

    There’s no way Shrillary can let this stand. Tomorrow she’ll come out and say “I’m Spiderman.” It’s a Tobey MaGuire film fest.
    Yeah, I don’t have campaign fatigue.

  20. #20
    On January 4th, 2008 at 10:44 pm, DesertLover said:

    PowWow said:

    It’s a Tobey MaGuire film fest.

    Just so Shrillary doesn’t try to claim she’s Kirsten Dunst :roll:

    I couldn’t handle that … :lol:

  21. #21
    On January 4th, 2008 at 11:23 pm, Blind_Mule said:

    More like a huge anchor for the country.

  22. #22
    On January 4th, 2008 at 11:26 pm, Tennessee Dave said:

    “Seabiscuit was the horse of the working class, you know, owned by a bicycle repairman

    Edwards is more like an Airbiscuit emitted from the rear end of a bicycle repairman.

  23. #23
    On January 4th, 2008 at 11:36 pm, Speakup said:

    I’ve seen the movie “Seabiscuit” and Edwards ain’t no Seabiscuit.

    la cabra is more like it, probably why Osama like him.

  24. #24
    On January 4th, 2008 at 11:44 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

    Edwards’ is as phony as Hillary’s Southern accent.

  25. #25
    On January 4th, 2008 at 11:52 pm, Nosferightu said:

    There’s that word again: change.

    He isn’t Seabisquit…he’s Ziggy Stardust.

  26. #26
    On January 5th, 2008 at 12:25 am, realitycheck said:

    To paraphrase Warren Zevon:

    You hear him howlin’ around your kitchen door, better not let him in.

    I saw John Edwards drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s, , and his hair was perfect.

    You better stay away from him;
    he’ll rip your lungs out Jim.

    I’d like to be his tailor…

  27. #27
    On January 5th, 2008 at 12:26 am, nyc123me said:

    I’m sorry, but did she just put ‘John Edwards’ and ‘working class’ in the same sentence? Wow.. delusional.

  28. #28
    On January 5th, 2008 at 12:28 am, nyc123me said:

    Hey, I know what they mean by change - it’s what’s left of your salary after the Dems have taxed it to hell and back.

  29. #29
    On January 5th, 2008 at 1:04 am, Klaatu said:

    On January 4th, 2008 at 9:41 pm, garyt said:

    I don’t get this guy, first he claims he is a son of a mill worker. Here where I live that would be a great middleclass job whereas so many jobs here are seasonal. Secondly He does not live like the middleclass but lives like the super rich. If he was really for the downtrodden he would open his huge mansion up to house the homeless. What a fraud and that goes for pony’s spouse too.

    I don’t begrudge anybody being rich. But, I keep asking myself: Why does he have to have a 20,000 sq. ft. house? Couldn’t he settle for a nice 10,000 sq. ft. house and give half of the gazillion dollars he made to the clients he used represented while robbing suing the big corporations?

  30. #30
    On January 5th, 2008 at 1:12 am, Jim M. said:

    Well, he’s half right.

    Edwards is definitely the Southern end of a North bound Seabiscuit.

  31. #31
    On January 5th, 2008 at 1:39 am, st_james said:

    Iowa proves NOTHING. NADA. Silky pony has NO, ZERO, NADA, ZILCH of a chance.

  32. #32
    On January 5th, 2008 at 2:59 am, blues said:

    Change change change change change change change.Don’t make me puke Silky.

  33. #33
    On January 5th, 2008 at 3:09 am, graysonret said:

    He keeps calling for “change” and people cheer. His idea of change is, “I’m going to take away your liberty and rights, and let me and the dems run your lives. Womb to tomb coverage. We’ll throw away that useless parchment, the Constitution, and we’ll decide what is good and not good, for you. Workers unite.” Stalin would smile and I would respect Edwards for being the rare honest politician.

  34. #34
    On January 5th, 2008 at 8:48 am, Dr. Mercury said:

    In helping to clear up the debate whether Seabiscuit was a horse or a dog with really long legs and a deformed head, I offer the following.

    I have some video clips on my site where the theme is calm music underscoring action scenes. Remember the soft Enya tunes in the first ‘Lord of the Rings’ during the chase scenes and fight scenes? In this clip of a horse race, where normally Hollywood would be throwing some loud, exciting music track at us, instead we have some soft humming and an acoustic guitar.

    This doesn’t necessarily prove he wasn’t a dog (for that, we’d probably need DNA samples), but at least now we have a visual to work with.

  35. #35
    On January 5th, 2008 at 9:38 am, coffee said:

    Seabiscuit Mister Ed

  36. #36
    On January 5th, 2008 at 9:55 am, gregorystephens said:

    My Silky Littly Pony Phony.

  37. #37
    On January 5th, 2008 at 9:58 am, gayle said:

    Change, according to Silky, really means Your Pocket change.

    He is absolutely despised in NC.

    He will not make president, I assure you. The south will see to that.

    Most locals know him for what he really is ..fake and rich.

  38. #38
    On January 5th, 2008 at 10:11 am, Boomer said:

    Edwards reminds me more of Francis the talking mule.

  39. #39
    On January 5th, 2008 at 10:26 am, Larraby said:

    Mr. Edwards reminds me of “Mr. Ed” except that Mr. Ed actually was kind of a nice horse!
    Mr. Edwards proclaims himself a kid who rose up from dirt poor poverty to make it in America. He says he is devoted to the poor and downtrodden. Yet nobody in the MSM bothers to ask Mr. Edwards how his populist rhetoric squares with his recent work for The Fortress Group, which is a hedge fund. Mr. Edwards was paid close to $500,000 for something like six months of part-time “work”. What did he actually do for the money? He has no background in trading stocks or bonds or currency. He has no background in valuing companies and deciding whether to buy them. Apparently he was paid for either access, in case he won, or was paid so that Fortress Group could look good while it was foreclosing on poor folks in New Orleans after Katrina. Hedge funds make tons of money by short selling. Does Mr. Edwards think short selling helps the small shareholders of a company? His phoniness is amazing.

  40. #40
    On January 5th, 2008 at 10:58 am, ajmontana said:

    The movie was excellent, one part of it though the narration stated that the seabiscuit was quite lazy and liked to lay under an oak tree all day. Race day was a different story. Edwards is in a sense the same, he looks into a mirror all day combing his balding head just to make a good appearance on race day.

  41. #41
    On January 5th, 2008 at 11:54 am, gollumclone said:

    #26 Realitycheck-
    Funny, Silkpony does have some lon chaney attributes and the Werewolve of London song is apropos. Need a good song for sHrillary, Huckleberry and the Paulwad, etc.
    sKerry made a good Lurch. I guess Hill is Bride of Frankenstein or maybe Countess Dracula who needs a stake driven through her hard heart figuratively.

  42. #42
    On January 5th, 2008 at 11:56 am, JWS said:

    So there’s absolutely no chance that we can have an actual statesman/ adult ever run for POTUS again? These people are sickening.

  43. #43
    On January 5th, 2008 at 11:58 am, Speakup said:

    On January 5th, 2008 at 9:38 am, coffee said:

    Seabiscuit Mister Ed

    Oh man, you just really insulted Mr Ed, if its still in reruns, Mr Ed actually has some good advice, Edwards not so much none at all.

  44. #44
    On January 5th, 2008 at 12:00 pm, gollumclone said:

    #39 larraby..
    Edwards is very talented. Few of us can claim to spoken with dead children and have a jury buy into that sham.

    media doesn’t seem to much care what short cuts libs take- I guess Hillary could pull same magic as she did with commodities futures. Helps to have someone give you the winning trades and let another sucker take the losses in that zero-sum game.
    Shorting is great. Hedge funds can screw the little guys’ investment in small, struggling companies with ease. SEC has all sorts of rules they won’t enforce such as naked shorting.
    And of course we must protect the poor banks and lenders from potential losses at all costs.

  45. #45
    On January 5th, 2008 at 6:28 pm, RetFireman said:

    I wasn;t aware that you were allowed to declare yourself to be the underdog. I thought that was supposed to be done by newspapers and other sources of media. Isn’t doing it yourslef the same pathetic thing as going around, making up your own tough sounding nick-name and asking people to call you by it?

    Then, to describe himself as Seabisquit, and that it was owned by a poor guy and such coming from Mr. Richie Rich and Mrs. Too-Good-To-Live-Next-To-Working-Class…well that is just a bit much.

    These guys just have no shame at all, do they?

    And Hill-Dawg continues to prove that she is this year’s Howard Dean. All that is left is the PUBLIC maniacal yell.

  46. #46
    On January 7th, 2008 at 12:26 pm, Chuck said:

    I am Seabiscuit!

    More like butt biscuit.

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