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Help pick Hillary’s new campaign theme song

By Michelle Malkin  •  January 7, 2008 03:04 PM

Update: I like Don Surber’s “Muskie.”

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Hey, remember back in May when Hillary asked supporters to help her choose her new campaign theme song?

She picked Celine Dion’s “You and I,” but dropped the tune earlier this month. It’s time, in light of her teary-eyed performance today, to pick a new one, don’t you think?

My nominees:

A golden oldie: The Tears of a Clown…

Something contemporary: Big Girls Don’t Cry - Personal (Fergie)…

And a little R&B to show her funky diva side…Don’t Take It Personal (Just One of Dem Days)…

Taking up one of the commenters’ suggestions below, here’s Ella Fitzgerald’s version of “Cry Me A River:”

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  1. #201
    On January 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am, jrlingreenbay said:

    If I were Queen of the Forest,
    Not King, not duke, not prince.
    My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
    I’d command each thing, be it fish or fowl.
    With a woof and a woof and a royal growl - woof.
    As I’d click my heel, all the trees would kneel.
    And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.
    And the sparrow would take wing - If I -If I - were Queen!
    Each rabbit would show respect to me. The chipmunks genuflect to me.
    Though my tail would lash, I would show compash
    For every underling!
    If I - If I - were Queen!
    Just Queen!
    Monarch of all I survey — Mo–na-a-a–a-arch Of all I survey!

    Hillary: All right, I’ll go in there to New Hampshire. Wicked Obama or no Wicked Obama, Edwards or no Edwards, I’ll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I’m going in there. There’s only one thing I want you fellows to do.

    Bill & James Carville: What’s that?

    Hillary: Talk me out of it.

  2. #202
    On January 8th, 2008 at 9:43 am, jrlingreenbay said:

    And finally - no song - just the final words out of Hillary’s mouth:

    (Staying with the Oz theme)

    “I’M MELTING!! Ohhhhh… What a world! What a world!”

  3. #203
    On January 8th, 2008 at 11:34 am, Larraby said:

    Nobody thought of the classic “Hit The Road Jack” by Ray Charles. “Hit the road Jack (Hill)and don’t you come back no more no more no more no more no more… Hit the Road Jack….”

    Now here is Bill at 9:00pm tonight. Hillary has lost and the Clintons’ enablers are spinning the story that Barack did not hit the 10% victory margin so it’s really a Hillary win. But meanwhile upstairs, Bill is in the hotel room and he is talking to himself about how he defeated Tsongas by 8% in Dover, New Hampshire back in ‘92 but now nobody is listening to him.So he turns on the radio and hears the Springsteen song “Glory Days”.

    “Glory Days. Well, they’ll pass you by, glory days, in the wink of a young girl’s eye, glory days, glory days, glory days”.

  4. #204
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:57 pm, EHeavenlyGads said:

    As Bill (hopefully) will be the one-hit wonder of the Clintonistas and “Head East” is where I hope Hillary permanently turns, I offer the following:

    There’s never been any reason
    For me to think about you.

    Yeah, yeah.

    Save My Life, Going Down for the Last Time….

  5. #205
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:25 pm, Surveyor said:

    Next up on the vinyl revolver we have:

    DRAIN YOU - by NIRVANA:
    “I don’t care what you think unless it is about me!
    it is now my duty to completely DRAIN YOU!”

    after that we have - WHERE IS MY MIND - by the PIXIES -
    and to top it off we have - PARANOID ANDROID - from RADIOHEAD

  6. #206
    On January 8th, 2008 at 4:01 pm, Larraby said:

    I just had to take one long last look at the photo of the dancing Clintons and I just thought of the perfect song for the Clintons as they dance off the stage for the final time (assuming the exit polls are correct!!!!!!!!!!!!).

    “They dance alone” by Sting (1988).

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