Help pick Hillary’s new campaign theme song
Update: I like Don Surber’s “Muskie.”
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Hey, remember back in May when Hillary asked supporters to help her choose her new campaign theme song?
She picked Celine Dion’s “You and I,” but dropped the tune earlier this month. It’s time, in light of her teary-eyed performance today, to pick a new one, don’t you think?
My nominees:
A golden oldie: The Tears of a Clown…
Something contemporary: Big Girls Don’t Cry – Personal (Fergie)…
And a little R&B to show her funky diva side…Don’t Take It Personal (Just One of Dem Days)…
Taking up one of the commenters’ suggestions below, here’s Ella Fitzgerald’s version of “Cry Me A River:”
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In answer to you SHoward (#191)
Pop suggests Its Over by Roy Orbison
…
All the rainbows in the sky
Start to weep, then say goodbye
You won’t be seeing rainbows any more
Setting suns before they fall, Echo to you that’s all that’s all
But you’ll see lonely sunsets after all
It’s over It’s over It’s over It’s over
I have to go with Sarah Brightman’s Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina:
How about Crying by Roy Orbison?
…
Oh, you wished me well
You couldn’t tell
That I’d been crying over you
Crying over you
When you said, “So long”
Left me standing all alone
Alone and crying, crying
Crying, crying
…
This is fun. Me and Pop are ROTF.
Adding to my earlier “It’s Over” by Roy Orbison, I would like to also add “Talk To Ya Later” by The Tubes
I met her on the strip
It was another lost weekend
The band was too hip
and the people were twisted
So I asked her for a date
She reluctantly agreed
And we went to my place
And she never did leave
She won’t even miss me when she’s gone
That’s ok with me I’ll cry later on
Been six months
She hasn’t shut up once
I tried to explain
She’s drivin me insane
She won’t even miss me when she’s gone
That’s ok with me I’ll cry later on
Talk to ya later
Don’t want to hear it again tonight
I’ll talk to ya later
Just save it for another guy
Talk to ya later
Don;t want to hear it again tonight
I’ll just see you around
Get out
I’m tellin you now
Do you catch my drift?
What could be plainer than this
She won’t even miss me when she’s gone,
That’s ok with me I’ll cry later on…
Ref.
The brain stalled last night.
How could I have not thought of this earlier?
“Guess I’ll Go Away”, by Johnny Winter and And (that’s his band’s name ~’69-70).
Movin’ Out – Billy Joel
(Revised)
Hillary works the conventional hall floor
Greeting supporters on Sunday
Mr. Obama left a note on the door
He said “Sweetie move out to the country”
Ah but working too hard can give you
A heart attack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack
You ought-a know by now
Who needs a 3rd place in Iowa….
Is that all you get for your money?
And it seems such a waste of time
If that’s what it’s all about
Mamma, if that’s movin up then she’s movin out
Mm she’s movin out, mm oo oo uh huh mm hm
You should never argue with a crazy mi mi mi mi mi mind
You ought-a know by now
She can’t pay all her staff with the overtime
The Hsu’s all but dried up for her money
And if that’s what you have in mind
Then that’s what you’re all about
She’s done movin up and she’s movin out
Mm she’s movin out Mm oo oo uh huh mm hm
If I were Queen of the Forest,
Not King, not duke, not prince.
My regal robes of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
I’d command each thing, be it fish or fowl.
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl – woof.
As I’d click my heel, all the trees would kneel.
And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.
And the sparrow would take wing – If I -If I – were Queen!
Each rabbit would show respect to me. The chipmunks genuflect to me.
Though my tail would lash, I would show compash
For every underling!
If I – If I – were Queen!
Just Queen!
Monarch of all I survey — Mo–na-a-a–a-arch Of all I survey!
And finally – no song – just the final words out of Hillary’s mouth:
(Staying with the Oz theme)
Nobody thought of the classic “Hit The Road Jack” by Ray Charles. “Hit the road Jack (Hill)and don’t you come back no more no more no more no more no more… Hit the Road Jack….”
Now here is Bill at 9:00pm tonight. Hillary has lost and the Clintons’ enablers are spinning the story that Barack did not hit the 10% victory margin so it’s really a Hillary win. But meanwhile upstairs, Bill is in the hotel room and he is talking to himself about how he defeated Tsongas by 8% in Dover, New Hampshire back in ‘92 but now nobody is listening to him.So he turns on the radio and hears the Springsteen song “Glory Days”.
“Glory Days. Well, they’ll pass you by, glory days, in the wink of a young girl’s eye, glory days, glory days, glory days”.
As Bill (hopefully) will be the one-hit wonder of the Clintonistas and “Head East” is where I hope Hillary permanently turns, I offer the following:
Next up on the vinyl revolver we have:
DRAIN YOU – by NIRVANA:
“I don’t care what you think unless it is about me!
it is now my duty to completely DRAIN YOU!”
after that we have – WHERE IS MY MIND – by the PIXIES –
and to top it off we have – PARANOID ANDROID – from RADIOHEAD
I just had to take one long last look at the photo of the dancing Clintons and I just thought of the perfect song for the Clintons as they dance off the stage for the final time (assuming the exit polls are correct!!!!!!!!!!!!).
“They dance alone” by Sting (1988).