True Agent of Change to change staff?

By Michelle Malkin  •  January 8, 2008 12:13 PM

Warning: Coffee spew alert.

Fox News Channel’s Major Garrett reports that the Clinton campaign will get a shake-up tomorrow after she gets whomped by Obama in New Hampshire. Joining those young newcomers Wesley Clark and Madeleine Albright, another fresh face will reportedly be added to Hillary’s senioar advisory staff: That fresh-faced politico, James Carville!

And just so you don’t get the impression that I never do anything nice for Hillary, I went to Custom Ink and designed her a new t-shirt:

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  1. #212459
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:15 pm, cpodug said:

    Don’t see anything on that t-shirt about “change my mind”

  2. #212460
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:15 pm, gregorystephens said:

    Madeline Albright a “young newcomer”? Wasn’t she around when the earth cooled?

  3. #212462
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:16 pm, CharlieT said:

    Maybe she will finally change her husband now that he is of no further political use to her – she has always “stood by her man” just to further her own political interests.

  4. #212464
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:17 pm, TexasTiger said:

    Yikes! Did the Carville picture come from a Porta-Potty-cam? Scary stuff.

  5. #212466
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:17 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    She should just quit while she’s behind. :-)

  6. #212467
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:18 pm, madchef said:

    Changed from front runner to also ran.

  7. #212468
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:18 pm, puhiawa said:

    The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight

  8. #212469
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:18 pm, gandolphxx said:

    Does that mean that the MSM will have to stop using him as a so called independent political commentator – right.

  9. #212470
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:18 pm, zorro said:

    I’d like to see them change hemispheres

  10. #212476
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:23 pm, Uplander said:

    30Pcs.
    Maybe She should just quit while she’s ‘A’ behind.

  11. #212477
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:26 pm, 30 pcs of silver said:

    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:23 pm, Uplander said:
    30Pcs.
    Maybe She should just quit while she’s ‘A’ behind.

    I like it. :-)

  12. #212478
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:26 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    Need to redo that shirt. It should read:

    I am a true double NOT agent…

  13. #212479
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:26 pm, madchef said:

    The Secret Service doubled Obama’s security detail last week after he won Iowa. They must have known that Shrillary was going to enlist Dr. Evil.

  14. #212482
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:27 pm, ajmontana said:

    Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!
    Hillary! Hillary! Hillary!
    Barf! Barf! Barf!

  15. #212484
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:27 pm, John Ansell said:

    Texas #4, rumor is Larry Craig took that shot.

  16. #212485
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:28 pm, bear1909 said:

    C heat
    L iar
    I ngrate
    N arcisstic
    T rifling
    O utrageous
    N ag

    :twisted:

    “won’t u be mah sawlty dawg? won’t u be mah sawlty dawg?”

  17. #212486
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:28 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    LOL AJ. You at the 19th hole?

  18. #212489
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:30 pm, shooter said:

    Isn’t Madeline Albright the ‘dirt’ McCain joked he was older than?

  19. #212490
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:30 pm, ajmontana said:

    LOL AJ. You at the 19th hole?

    nope, 6 holes and my back said enough for now. :( Disheartening.

  20. #212498
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:35 pm, WOLFRAB said:

    Isn’t James Carville the old “designated
    hitman” “dirty tricks” specialist?

  21. #212499
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:36 pm, On-my-soap-box said:

    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:30 pm, ajmontana said:
    Disheartening.

    Especially since you can’t count right. Let a southern boy help you out with golf.

    There are 2 rules in golf:

    1. If you hit the fairway on the first tee; 19th hole. Why waste a perfect game.

    2. Count with me now: 1, 2, 3, 19.

  22. #212505
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:38 pm, Bob69 said:

    The inexperienced, naive Obama scares me more that Hill the chillery. I think almost any Republican could beat her. While I support Romney, I guess I will have to vote for whosomeever the Republicans put up..o-o. Hill might change her staff but with younger voters looking at younger candidates, she is only hurting herchances by using dinosars on her ‘new’ staff. Oh well,

  23. #212508
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:40 pm, et said:

    Hillary lost the nomination the day Nancy P became Speaker Of The House. There is only room for one queen of the democrat party and Nancy is doing everything possible to protect her historical position. The rest of the women in the party have been reduced to chambermaids.

  24. #212511
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:43 pm, WarTip said:

    Is there room for changing her “accent” anytime she speaks to Southerners or more diverse crowds?

    OT There really are 18 holes on a golf course because there are only 18 shots in a bottle of Whiskey. Bless the Scots! That may be what it takes to make this “(s)election” palatable.

  25. #212514
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:44 pm, TexasTiger said:

    Does this mean Carville’s quitting his day job on the caduceus?

  26. #212515
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:45 pm, old trooper said:

    Bringing in the Goon Squad makes a lot of sense. It was predictable.

    That stupid act of desperation will assure her of a Senate career and no Coronation! It will just further alienate the Voters. I absolutely love it!

  27. #212517
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:46 pm, TXRose said:

    I still think watching HRC and Pelosi fight it out for top dog (pun intended) would be
    a trip!

  28. #212518
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:46 pm, geminicontender said:

    CARVILLE? It is so wonderful to see the Democratic party implode. Carville=Change? Ha!

  29. #212519
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:47 pm, ACHefty said:

    Add to the bottom:

    Keep the change.

  30. #212526
    On January 8th, 2008 at 12:54 pm, uhangtight said:

    if true that the dems are looking beyond the clinton era, why would you pick carville? how stupid can you get? but as far as keeping her senate job, she will have to convince new yorkers that she will not run for president in 2012. do you think they will believe her again?

  31. #212537
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:01 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

    Tweedledee and Tweedledumb.

  32. #212542
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:08 pm, John Ansell said:

    TxRose #26, especially since Hills Brother owes Pelosi’s daughter alimony. Around 50k I believe.

  33. #212551
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:13 pm, J S Ragman said:

    Several years ago, when James Carville first came to my attention, I thought, based on his speech, that he was just some dumb hillbilly from Louisiana, and I pretty much disliked him because of his lack of polish.

    Since then, I have overcome my initial prejudgement, have learned to listen to what he says, instead of how he says it, and have decided that I really dislike him because of his hateful, venomous, and conniving politics. I hereby apologize to hillbillies everywhere if you are offended.

  34. #212556
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:16 pm, Marshall Russ said:

    Clark and Aldim are going to help with the experience issue. Carville will cover the nasty issue. This is all she can do. Too many people have a vested interest in getting her elected they have been willing to go to jail for the Clintons in the past. Bill needs to have her win to get his legacy exonerated. The claws are coming out and it will be fun to see them devour each other.

  35. #212557
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:18 pm, JammieWearingFool said:

    Ahhh, serpent head!

  36. #212559
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:18 pm, jungatheart said:

    Carville should be a movie actor. He’s always looked like the perfect ghoul to me.

  37. #212565
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:21 pm, jwm said:

    I think bringing in Jimmy Carville was the smart move. One-he will plug all the holes in her now sinking ship by getting everyone on the same page. Two-by his own conduct, ie. staying married and being a good father to his daughters and by being a veteran he shows that he is a man with values. I also think he will help her as the campaign moves south and to my home state of California. I can’t take Iowa or New Hamsphire seriouly even if they are the first two primaries because they have so little in common with the rest of the country. I think Carville will right the ship and Obama’s flaws will become more visible and Jimmy will make sure everybody is aware of them.

  38. #212580
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:31 pm, WarTip said:

    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:13 pm, J S Ragman said:I hereby apologize to hillbillies everywhere if you are offended.

    I am, but unlike the dems, I expect to be offended on occasion.

    Funny, people see my resume and get all excited. They hear me talk and want me to leave LOL

    Apology accepted by this hillbilly!

  39. #212586
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:33 pm, DanMan said:

    I think bringing in Jimmy Carville was the smart move.

    somebody give jwm a jolt

  40. #212592
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:35 pm, DocattheAutopsy said:

    Given that Hillary will drive us to a Nanny State, I propose the following be added to the bottom of the T-Shirt:

    and I’ll Change Your Diapers.

  41. #212603
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:40 pm, Tazz said:

    That photo looks like Ned Beaty in that scene from Deliverance

  42. #212610
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:42 pm, jrlingreenbay said:

    That photo looks like Ned Beaty in that scene from Deliverance

    Good analogy – considering if she wins – it’s BOHICA. ( Bend over, here it comes again )

  43. #212618
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:46 pm, Larraby said:

    Here are some of the other “new faces” that the Clinton campaign is bringing back: 1) Cyrus Vance 2) Warren Christopher 3) Lloyd Cutler 4)Walter Mondale 5) Joseph Califano 6)Dean Rusk 6) Lloyd Bentsen 7)Robert Reich 7) Janet Reno 8) Henry Wallace 9) Lani Guinier 10) Jamie Gorelik

  44. #212621
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:46 pm, blues said:

    Mc Auliffe,Albright,Clark,Carville and now I just heard Begala,also.Boy that team will really draw the youth vote from Obama.Not.

  45. #212624
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:47 pm, Boomer said:

    If “she who must not be named” is truly the agent of change she claims to be why is she and Bill surrounding themselves with the usual suspects from their first stay in the White House? Running out of fuel, airspeed, altitude, and options Bailout! Bailout! Bailout!

  46. #212625
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:48 pm, Larraby said:

    #42 hilarious! I am thinking of Ned Beatty as Dean Martin in “Back to School”.

  47. #212629
    On January 8th, 2008 at 1:51 pm, John Ansell said:

    Well Carville seemed to hit the road running. A judge in Illinois refused to postpone the Resko trial today. You know, the guy that sold Obamination his house and is in serious trouble. This is going to blow up in the press shortly. I bet sox the cat on that.

  48. #212645
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:03 pm, TXRose said:

    She’s got to bring in more people. Are any of the others still breathing after two losses? You know they both threw ringtailed walleyed fits after Iowa…and
    now NH. I heard about her fits at the WH right after they were elected from a
    friend’s daughter that was an intern during Bush pere admin. She said that she
    picked up ANYTHING that was handy, no matter how antique, how expensive,
    etc and threw it at the person or persons she was angry with. She lasted about
    a month and then called for a ticket back to Texas. She said, this isn’t what I am used to and I don’t want to get used to it. (Probably a lot of stuff that we
    thought they had stolen when they vacated the WH was actually broken by
    HRC).

  49. #212646
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:03 pm, franksalterego said:

    Carville?

    The Rottwieler for Trailer Trash.

    Michael Vick should be amused.

  50. #212648
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:06 pm, madchef said:

    Where’s Vince Foster?

  51. #212658
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:13 pm, tommad said:

    ooops…

  52. #212660
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:14 pm, cpodug said:

    Boomer said: Bailout! Bailout! Bailout!

    They’re trying to decide who gets the parachute.

  53. #212665
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:19 pm, navywife91 said:

    Boomer

    I love how you refer to her as “she who must not be named”. I’m guessing you got that from “Harry Potter”?

  54. #212668
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm, Mookie said:

    Yesterday on Stephanie Miller’s show, Paul Begala not only threw Mark Penn under the bus but backed over him a couple of times to make sure he was dead. Said Penn’s strategy has made Clinton seem cold and calculating when she’s really warm and engaging. His words, not mine. Completely trashed him.

  55. #212670
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:24 pm, cpodug said:

    she’s really warm and engaging

    Yeah – the same way a coiled cobra is warm and engaging.

  56. #212674
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:28 pm, Papa Louie said:

    Joining those young newcomers Wesley Clark and Madeleine Albright, another fresh face will reportedly be added to Hillary’s senior advisory staff: That fresh-faced politico, James Carville!

    Hillary just wants to prove how green she is by how much she recycles. She recycles her advisors, she recycles her plants, and she even recycles her husband. It’s too bad she can’t figure out a way to recycle her husbands old votes. I guess recycled old products just don’t have that new car smell.

  57. #212688
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:38 pm, trinitytim said:

    Cleaning out the closets again.

    “Now where is that dress? Bill, has that dress come back from the cleaners yet?”

  58. #212697
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:47 pm, meatpieandtatters said:

    Maddie Halfbright….Brilliant. What better way to sink a floundering ship? Bring out this boat anchor!

  59. #212704
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:54 pm, TXRose said:

    Well, I keep wondering if someone is throwing water on her because her face seems to
    be running and melting. She’s bringing in Albright because up against her HRC will
    seem like an ingenue. Of course, they’ll have to be joined at the hip for this to work.
    To me it seems like just another Geezer Tour.

  60. #212707
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:56 pm, John Ansell said:

    Maybe Maddie can deliver Kim Jung Il’s vote for Hillary. With Carville, is their intention to scare the children?

  61. #212711
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:57 pm, Lifeofthemind said:

    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:19 pm, navywife91 said:
    Boomer
    I love how you refer to her as “she who must not be named”. I’m guessing you got that from “Harry Potter”?

    That would be from “Rumpole of the Bailey”

  62. #212714
    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:59 pm, BlameAmericaLast said:

    This is change????

    Sure to sink her campaign now.

  63. #212718
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:03 pm, navywife91 said:

    Thanks, leftofthemind. I must be too young (no offense to anyone). I’ve heard of “Rumpole of the Bailey”, but I’m much more familiar with HP. :)

  64. #212720
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:04 pm, navywife91 said:

    Besides, “Voldemort” is a very scary, evil character who is referred to as “he who must not be named”, so I figured there were some similarities.

  65. #212723
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:06 pm, TXRose said:

    I thought Mrs. Rumpole was She Who Must Be Obeyed. They showed Rumpole
    on PBS Mystery and before NBC ruined A and E and the Biography Channel it was
    shown there also. Also Acorn sells Rumpole DVDs and Tshirts that say She Who
    Must be Obeyed.

  66. #212729
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:10 pm, tony the tiger said:

    navywife91 said: #53
    I love how you refer to her as “she who must not be named”. I’m guessing you got that from “Harry Potter”?

    I’m guessing it’s a reference to the dark one… the all seeing eye… from the depths of Mordor.

    Check your trilogy NW!

  67. #212730
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:11 pm, DBNinKY said:

    Add this one to the “The more things, the more they stay the same” file.

  68. #212733
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:15 pm, cpodug said:

    Don’t mean to turn anyone’s stomach here, but what if she brought in Helen Thomas as a press advisor?

  69. #212734
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:16 pm, DBNinKY said:

    Yeah, I know. I left out the first “change” in the quote; but hey, unlike the Clinton camp, at least I am actually aware of when I’ve left out “change.”

    It’s been a long, tediously hard day!

    God bless us all.

  70. #212738
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:18 pm, DBNinKY said:

    Don’t mean to turn anyone’s stomach here, but what if she brought in Helen Thomas as a press advisor?

    I’m running for the Maalox now!

  71. #212739
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:20 pm, Lifeofthemind said:

    TXRose You are right, I was wrong, sorry.
    Thought I was wrong once but I was……

  72. #212751
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:36 pm, Wethal said:

    A late entry into the Hlllary new theme song contest,

    That old Chad and Jeremy tune,
    “Yesterday’s Gone.”

  73. #212758
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:44 pm, TXRose said:

    Please! This is turning from the Fogey and Geezer Tour into the Mildewed
    Awful Oldies Tour! All she would need would be Helen Thomas along! I
    know, Lifeofthemind, I once made a mistake also. ‘nough said.

  74. #212759
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:44 pm, Boomer said:

    On January 8th, 2008 at 2:19 pm, navywife91 said:
    Boomer

    I love how you refer to her as “she who must not be named”. I’m guessing you got that from “Harry Potter”?

    The wife is a huge Harry Potter fan and that is the only way we describe her except for calling her the Hildabeast.

  75. #212761
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:46 pm, navywife91 said:

    Changes
    David Bowie

    I still don’t know what I was waiting for
    And my time was running wild
    A million dead-end streets
    Every time I thought I’d got it made
    It seemed the taste was not so sweet
    So I turned myself to face me
    But I’ve never caught a glimpse
    Of how the others must see the faker

    I’m much too fast to take that test

    Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
    (Turn and face the strain)
    Ch-ch-Changes
    Don’t want to be a richer man woman
    Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
    (Turn and face the strain)
    Ch-ch-Changes
    Just gonna have to be a different man woman
    Time may change me
    But I can’t trace time

    Slightly OT, but since Wethal brought it up, I wasn’t sure if someone put “Changes” up as a campaign tune yesterday.

  76. #212762
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:47 pm, navywife91 said:

    Boomer

    Gosh, I’m so glad I was right. I was beginning to feel a little uneducated. :)

  77. #212763
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:48 pm, navywife91 said:

    I think it’s wonderful, but it’s a lot to spell out. Ever think of using an abbreviation? SWMNBN

  78. #212764
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:49 pm, tony the tiger said:

    Boomer said: #74
    The wife is a huge Harry Potter fan and that is the only way we describe her…

    crap!
    Thought for sure it was a reference to J.R.R. Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings”!

  79. #212769
    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:54 pm, Larraby said:

    Newsflash. I just heard that Hillary Clinton is bringing back Jimmy Carter as her senior advisor. Just kidding!! Not even the Clintons have judgment that bad.

  80. #212806
    On January 8th, 2008 at 4:48 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Bill: “Am I an agent of change? It depends on the meaning of Depends.”

  81. #212808
    On January 8th, 2008 at 4:49 pm, mojo said:

    Skeletor! He’s BACK!

  82. #212809
    On January 8th, 2008 at 4:50 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Maybe Janet Reno would like to film a few ads – you know, the guy with the automatic weapon grabbing the Cuban kid – to show how tough Hillary would be on terrorists.

  83. #212811
    On January 8th, 2008 at 4:51 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Newsflash. I just heard that Hillary Clinton is bringing back Jimmy Carter as her senior advisor. Just kidding!! Not even the Clintons have judgment that bad.

    Maybe – he works for peanuts. :)

  84. #212817
    On January 8th, 2008 at 4:58 pm, Blind_Mule said:

    Do Dr. Evil and Mini Me come as a pair? I kinda like the little guy.

  85. #212831
    On January 8th, 2008 at 5:28 pm, allrsn said:

    Agent of change: Kill FREEDOM, implement SOCIALISM

  86. #212840
    On January 8th, 2008 at 5:59 pm, reddawg9 said:

    With due respect, Madeline Albright is not that bright. :-)

  87. #212867
    On January 8th, 2008 at 6:42 pm, Boomer said:

    On January 8th, 2008 at 3:48 pm, navywife91 said:
    I think it’s wonderful, but it’s a lot to spell out. Ever think of using an abbreviation? SWMNBN

    I find it very therapeutic to spell it out complete instead of going into the old military habit of abbreviation. Being a Navy wife I’m sure you have heard plenty of them too.

  88. #212873
    On January 8th, 2008 at 6:59 pm, Papa Louie said:

    #82 AlohaGuy, they are saving Janet Reno for the final moments of the campaign. At that point they will be looking to save face and are going to need a convenient scapegoat to blame when Hillary’s presidential bid goes up in flames.

  89. #212875
    On January 8th, 2008 at 7:01 pm, blues said:

    jwm#37-I have to agree bringing Carville on board,we are sure to hear about all of Obama’s flaws(but not the real ones).

  90. #212908
    On January 8th, 2008 at 8:07 pm, TXRose said:

    I don’t know if you would call Carville a pit bull or a rottweiler, but he will be
    their attack dog. If they wanted someone to make her more palatable to the
    American people, they would have to get down on their knees and prostrate
    themselves in front of Dick Morris. Of course, paraphrasing him from during
    his White House days, “we put the dog food out at night and it was gone in the
    morning.” This was pre Buddie days, so I don’t think that even if he was willing,
    he would be welcomed by her. Slick had to sort of “sneak” him into the mix
    during his presidency. With so many geezers on board, are they going to keep
    a full time EMT team and equipment in case the fogies start dropping like
    flies from heart and brain attacks?

  91. #213075
    On January 8th, 2008 at 10:14 pm, Speakup said:

    Fresh face alert.
    And a pic of Carville, is just wrong.

    If Hillary wasn’t losing before, she will now.

    Doesn’t she realize, the Dinosaurs died out too.

  92. #213229
    On January 9th, 2008 at 4:18 am, deepdiver said:

    On January 8th, 2008 at 4:48 pm, AlohaGuy said:

    Bill: “Am I an agent of change? It depends on the meaning of Depends.”

    Oh that’s easy. Depends is what most of Hillary’s supporters and advisers wear in lieu of underwear.

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